great ideas by tumblr user theartistboy

get a square and fit it into a transparent ball tightly

present it to the world as a square-shaped ball

gently pick it up

heat oil in a pan

ceremonially drop the bug into the boiling oil whilst chanting satanic verses

stalk actors much beloved by the people of tumblr and write updates on their daily lives

half of tumblr will come to bash your for invading their privacy and the rest will worship you like a god

you will be known either way

buy a pie and put it in the oven for 3 minutes

proceed to taking it out of the oven with grand gestures

make a sudden movement in their direction in order to hit them

shoulder to nose or shoulder to jaw are ideal aims

smack them in the head with the source material

then tie them to a chair and force them to read it 100 times over

even if it’s the brick

get a square and fit it into a transparent ball tightly

present it to the world as a square-shaped ball

gently pick it up

heat oil in a pan

ceremonially drop the bug into the boiling oil whilst chanting satanic verses

stalk actors much beloved by the people of tumblr and write updates on their daily lives

half of tumblr will come to bash your for invading their privacy and the rest will worship you like a god

you will be known either way

buy a pie and put it in the oven for 3 minutes

proceed to taking it out of the oven with grand gestures

make a sudden movement in their direction in order to hit them

shoulder to nose or shoulder to jaw are ideal aims

smack them in the head with the source material

then tie them to a chair and force them to read it 100 times over

even if it’s the brick

hmmm if you know them irl go under their window and assemble sinolin or something else flammable in letters to spell out a heartfelt confession and then catch her attention by throwing a snowball (for snow either do this in winter or shave out tiny flakes of ice or something similar) in her window (best be prepared with two snowballs in case the first one doesn't work) and set your confession on fire

the fire is a symbol for your burning desire and the snowballs are in there for you to show that you're ready to make the impossible happen for them

also she could appreciate the effort

if it's online

divide the heartfelt confession into single words or letters

have your mutual follower / followees / friends either post them

or submit / ask them to each other, you or the girl

 just make sure they publish the letters / words

then like them in the right order

and take a screenshot of your likes

and make sure you're addressing it to them

by maybe tagging

as soon as her mess crosses onto your side take the said items when she's not looking and distribute them around the surrounding area in good hiding places