The Brain of Adrienne

“Rate:$300.00  Description:Female: 20-35 > Caucasian or ambiguous. A bit smaller than the guy to make a good pair - on a skinny side. Also natural - outdoorsy look/ built. -Good personalities- laidback easy to work with.”

This was much more artistic the first time round, but here are my final #byechelsea pics from last night. Thank you all! (at Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre, NY)

More from last night. #byechelsea (at Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre, NY)

Last night's wake for Chelsea was crazy, sexy, beautiful, disgusting, gross, perfect. I feel so fortunate to have been apart of the theater and the show. Here are some of the pics I managed to catch! #byechelsea (at Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre, NY)

This angel used to watch over us as we grew up in her park. Often misbehaving, but growing nonetheless. These days I don't get to see her as often as I used to. But when I catch a glimpse of her it's always a gift. She's a symbol of my home and my youth. Thanks for this late November moment, #globalwarming #nyc #centralpark #citykid #gotham (at Bethesda Fountain & Terrace, Central Park, New York)

Sometimes, when I want to feel truly insane, I read The Week from 2 years ago. K gonna go enjoy my nightmares--which i suppose are just dreams now, in #trumpsamerica #bizarroworld #whatisthepoint #chestersincharge

The kind of box that every girl dreams of... . . . Assuming that every little girl is a writer who hasn't had a functioning computer for almost a week. And also...preeeeeeetty #laptopswag #thanksdad #lifesaver #spectre

One of my favorite subway mind games. What does the ampersand live? Berk & Trade Business School? Berk Trade & Business School? Berk Business & Trade School? Berk Trade School & Business? Is it a scientology-like cult? #subwaygames #mindcontrol #subwayads

Friday feelings. #trumpdump (at Central Harlem)

Happy fall! Don't fuck it up. #pumpkinspiceshade #hamptons #milkpail #fallfun #seasons #newyork #autumn

Miss me?

Thanks to @theeconomist for handing out some free samples of @beyondmeat plant-based burgers. I've been wanting to try them for a while and I'm glad I did. Because now I don't need to try it again. Most days my diet is pretty close to veggie, anyway, for my own economic reasons. I enjoy the flavor and texture of actual vegetables. Of course I find I'm rather critical of meat substitutes as I don't need them. Perhaps it's a good replacement for you if you won't/can't eat meat. I, personally, experienced a very unpleasant aftertaste that kicked in pretty quickly, which drove me to eat more food so I could put something else in my mouth. Anyway be on the lookout for the truck! #veggieburgers #food #foodie #sustainability #economist #beyondmeat #healthy #environment #lunch #free

Did I tell you guys how I was treated at the #tastetalks last weekend? Man, what a trip. Anyway, not to worry. I'm white, so I'm heading to the Hamptons now. #whiteprivilege #getoutofjailfree #twitpic #noprops #nyc #greatinteriors #hamptons (at Weylin)

My dating profile for the new world order. #tbt #feartwd #TrumpsAmerica (at Staten Island, New York)

How do I say this like the classy lady I am? I've never been so turned on by a man talking about poop. My favorite panel of the day. And there was no free food! #sexyseamus #morethanjustaprettyface #tastetalks #realfood #reallife #wholefoods #foodforlife (at Wythe Hotel)

Finally got my donut! #tastetalks

Yo! Sometimes I pretend for a hot minute that I ain't just some old biddy. #millenials #TheTastys #danceparty #bedtime (at Weylin)