meg ryan called.

FULL NAME: Adrian Presley Mellon

MARK: Dominant turned Switch

HOMETOWN: Seattle, WA -- he came to The Academy for “the story” and it hasn’t ended yet, he’s been reporting on the way the world worked and the rebellion and will be writing about the changes at The Academy

OCCUPATION: Journalist for a major publication - the club director at TGA gets his work out to his editor for publication still so that the world can hear updates on TGA

FAMILY: twin brother to Lucas Parker Mellon, doesn’t mind living in his shadow a little bit and is supportive - they have no ties to the world as a whole and make no global impact beyond his job

STATUS: single, had graduated and gone on to work in the outside world, newly returning to The Academy 

I cain’t wait ta see ya Ade. Imma waitin’ in tha hallway fer ya. I ain’t wanna wait ta see ya til ya comin’ in. Ya. Ya I do. 

Ya, Adrian Mellon, jus asked me, Keith Mathews, ta be yer boyfriend. An’ I said YES! An’ ya did it with my firs’ name, not jus what’s ev’ryun calls me. Sir…I’m yers, I belong ta ya. Only ta ya. I’m yers. 

And it’s all on the public dash.

People have different comfort levels, it’s hard to truly hold that against them if they don’t wanna sit in the metaphorical sharing circle. My, that must have been quite the moment in time to be there and to experience such a thing. Though I was on yacht near Barcelona at the time but…certainly not the same experience by any means. How did you feel during it?

 I jus…Lots’a people don’t. Its’a jus real special. Real, real special. Its’a done. Its’a off-ici-al. Imma yer boyfriend. Yer my boyfriend. I cain’t say’it ‘nough. Inno, an’ imma always ‘member tha too. It’tis. Yer righ’. I want’cha ta be happy Ade. Ya deserve tha, I’ll do anythin’ I gotta ta makein’ sure ya are. Its’a fer ya, my smile. Ya dunnit. Please. I gotsa so ‘cited I fergot we’as on tha dash. I don’t care tho. I want’em all ta know Imma yers, Ade. Yer funny. Its’a temptin, but Imma haveta pass. I like pri’vate. We need tha. 

Private is good, and I agree we need that and I’m on my way to you so we will get that, but do you want to give another recap to anyone that might have missed it? I want the whole academy to know who you belong to, Keith.

Yanno my name, Ade. Ya used my name. I- yes. Yes, a million times’a yes! I cain’t believe it. Ya don’t…I didn’t push ya fer it, did I? It ain’t too soon? I don’t be thinkin’ its’a too soon er nothin’ I jus….I gotta make sure. I want this. I want ya Adrian. Yer perfect. Its’a off-ici-al then. You an’ me. Yer my boyfriend, I’m yer boyfriend. I’m so happy Ade. I need ta kiss ya. I need ta hold ya. I wanna…I need ya Ade. In all’a tha ways. 

Of course I do, how could I not? That’s it, it’s done. It’s not too soon, don’t worry. I asked, remember? It’s the perfect time. I’m happy too, angel face. Look at that smile you’re wearing. I’m going to come see it in person, love. Kiss me all you want. I’m yours to kiss. You have me, and you can have me. In private, where your sisters can’t tease you for it. Unless you’re into that. :P 

Yer right’a ‘bout that, I was’t expectin’ that. But its’a feelin’ real good. Real, real good Ade. Yer so amazin’, yanno. I ain’t…I ain’t been a boyfriend inna long time. But’cha know, its’a what Imma wantin’ too. Are ya…Are ya askin’, Ade?

I’ll do it right for you, Keith. I’ll make it real clear. I think you’re swell, will you be my boyfriend? I want to make things official and start dating. Officially. You’re the amazing one. 

Yeah…I think that’ll just about do it for me. I can’t watch this bullshit anymore. 

Maybe I’m making moves you weren’t expecting, but that’s what I want.

Well Julie Andrews is a Queen. So who could blame you being tempted? 

Um…Hey.  @tgaimportant​

Hey there. Careful, you’ll tax our vocab skills. How are you?

I was told about my sister’s list and I find it intriguing. I want you all to rate your cooking skills from a scale of 1-10. Then tell me in 3-6 sentences how would you describe your cooking skill/ability. 

@artiesubsbrams @submissiveval @berrysandcreambekah @subambrose @claireisaneliot-abrams @tgaparkerchang @submissivehana @cohenchangsang @jamiehugginshq @switchporcelain @babybellalopez @mctgamason @switchingastrid @tgaomarshanaa @perennialswitch​

This is certainly something, Sir. 

Hello again, everybody. The safe space / mark-free zone has been a big hit. Tonight, I’ve taken another suggestion into organization mode and if you head on down anytime until Monday morning you’ll be able to take part in a spot of friendly video game competition. We’re going to keep things chill and stick to the Wii, starting with Mario Party and voting through the other games I’ve got in here until everyone’s over it or falls asleep. There are snacks, drinks, and a bit of a dinner buffet. Just try to keep the controllers clean, please. No fighting. I might not be there or be there for long, I have some personal stuff to tend to tonight but I’ll put what I can into this for everyone. The tutor will be there, regardless, to make sure nothing insane happens.

@tgaimportant​

This is fun. You’re giving me plenty of things to write about, Ross. I didn’t expect anything less. You know I’ll be there, maybe I’ll bring a few people with me.

How about we do something fun?

Tell me about your craziest night you ever had? It can be the most sexual, the most romantic, the most impulsive night you’ve ever had. Pretty much whatever you think made it memorable.  I’m pretty sure everyone has one impossibly good date. Or hoop up, or drunken party, or hike to the top of some very tall hill to see the stars. 

Come on, spill those secrets.  No obligation, obviously but hey, who’s feeling brave tonight?