I hate people who can go to sleep as soon as they shut their eyes, like that shit takes me 3 hours, 700 position changes, and a sacrifice to the gods

i really wish i could get a refund for all the love i’ve wasted on people like! repay my emotional labour your bill is in the mail

me as a detective: WHO DID THIS 😂😂😂

they’re saying it’s 3am and they’re so tired and lets just drive and get out of here and then it happens and they’re like ‘well that woke me up”

W H A T

i have liked this post but i have no fucking memory of this video holy hell

Grey text: Libra, Capricorn, Sagittarius, Gemini, Scorpio, Aquarius Blue text: Virgo, CANCER, Aries, Pisces, Taurus, Leo,

I’m gonna name my daughter Theresa but pronounce it like “there’s a”.

Theresa Snakeinmyboot