Hello Tumblr. Its Been A While..

Do you wanna build a snowman?

nO THANK YOU

WHY HAVE YOU CLOSED YOUR DOORS TO THE PUBLIC

I was not fucking ready

I need an oxygen tank

The leadup to these is always so impressive. I’m NEVER ready for the gif they’re setting up for.

bruh

this deserves an oscar

Imma need it

We’re all gonna need it

There is a glitch in the Matrix

Wait..is that Robert de Niro in the 6th picture?

good thing he’s buying pampers cause he just shat his pants

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him