Forbidden Thoughts

How come Tony Stark gets to fight villains naked all the time in the comics but not in the movies? I am being denied my rights!

Umm OP I need some evidence (PICTURES GIVE ME PICTURES)

A better question is why the fuck is he naked under his armour?? Wouldn’t that hurt? If you wanna get stark naked he’s gotta have clothes to begin with

You’re right. We deserve naked Tony AND the undersuit.

JUST DO IT MARVEL! IT’S THE LEAST YOU CAN DO AFTER THE BULLSHIT THAT WAS THE LAST 3 AVENGERS MOVIES

SHOW US THE IRONDICK

it got better

I’m sorry, are you telling me there was an occasion where a naked Tony Stark flicked a flower and a few blades of grass at a someone and got a reaction that wasn’t “are you serious”???

@riverthunder They were distracted by the irondick.

im quaking

Bless me.

This is the most ridiculous thirst post ever. Thank you.

Give us the irondick.

Now that we’ve seen the bat dick, can we see the irondick?? I mean I know the batdick isn’t from the same universe but mARVEL, IF DC GAVE US WHAT WE DIDN’T WANT WHY CAN’T YOU GIVE US WHAT WE WANT???

It’s occurred to me that RDJ might be uncomfortable doing this. Of course, the comfort of the actors is always a concern to me. As such, if it comes to that, I suggest either a body double or CGI.

Dick out or nothing. #give the irondick liberty or give us death

I mean. His children are watching this movies if i were him i wouldn’t like them to see the irondick u know?

Cover their eyes

cover their eyes.

That’s what I do with my brother when we watch game of thrones

*winston duke voice* uhh this is a Disney movie

Tell Disney to meet me in the pit.

Viva le revoldicktion

Viva le revoldicktion

*le gasp* ITS BACK!

I will never leave, never rest, not until we have been granted our Stan Lee granted RIGHTS!

@seaside-howell speaking the gospel truth

This whole thread is amazing

if iron man was a girl this thread would not exist

You’ve chosen the wrong person — because not only am I bisexual, I am all for destroying this country’s weird discomfort with sex and nudity where graphic violence isn’t as bad as showing a butt for five seconds.

cRYNIG

#can we just take a moment to appreciate #that Clint #while holed up doing a job of watching all the scientists working away #managed to work out BEFORE the quantum physicist exactly what the fuck is going on #with the tesseract #by using pure logic #it also shows that even though Nick chastises him for doing his whole ‘brood in the rafters’ nesting thing #that Clint was paying attention the whole damn time #this is the guy who can fire arrows without looking #who can calculate on the fly the trajectory needed to lodge an explosive arrow into a propeller #I will punch anyone who says Clint is useless or a deadweight because he’s squishy-human and is only good for being a marksman #because he’s deceptively smart #and plays that close to his chest

It's a secret code. I'm positive.

This might works...

Welcome to the party disastrous-innocence, laragarciiaa !!

I would ask to watch. No doubt. No shame.