make a statue it'll last longer

“your whole existence is a bad meme.”

“fuck you i’m the best meme.”

“your ears are pierced.”

“thats 3000% different.”

“Aight. But you look like a Lego set that no one knew when to stop building.”

“At least I’m lego. People love lego.”

“Duh, but it might be a little harder to figure out what they’re doing to Luke if we have to watch it in Spanish.” 

“we’ll bring lucy unnie and get her to translate.”

“some additional dance shots and stuff, i think.”

“can i be in the background?”

“how can i be the disappointment when you very clearly exist.”

“i didn’t do anything bad though.”

“what is wrong with you.”

“nothing-- i’m not the one with piercings.”

“you know, i’m not sure how that’s any of your business.”

“i’m a curious bitch, jangbyul.”

“You know that Jangbyul and I are only sharing a room because she needed a babysitter, right?” 

“jangbyul needed a babysitter, or her kid did?”

“is he not older than you?”

“um....maybe. i don’t remember”

“Who you callin chicken boy, son?”

“you....i think. i mean, i said that to your face, so probably you.”

“second in command, then?”

“i’ll think about it.”