◦•●◉❀Kenny❀◉●•◦

i think its fun when people use the trope of vampires thinking that werewolves smell like shit but its especially funny to me when they say a werewolf smells like 'wet dog' . like specifically WET dog? not dry dog? something about werewolves makes them smell damper than any normal dog even if theyre dry as a bone? fascinating implications. wet werewolf vs creepy vampire. much to consider.

a wet werewolf…. Would it smell like a dry dog?

I need to like this so many times over, omgs

People love ships if they’re gay, even if morally wrong.

I actually have a contradiction. People love ships if they're gay MEN, even if they're morally wrong.

If Nico was a girl everyone would hate her.

Oh to pray at your altar. To spill my every bleeding secret, every desire to you. On my knees muffled between your secrecy and rapture. To list off all my sins to you as I commit more and more. Suckle at your sweet succour. I will beg forgiveness if is what it takes. I will beg breathless, bereft. I will beg..