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Wat Tambor Proximity Warning

IG-88 has an insane yandere crush on Darth Vader. He wants all organic life to die, except for Darth Vader, because he is obsessed with him. At one point, he let some Rebels live because killing them wasn’t going to get Darth Vader to pay attention to him. He also hates Boba Fett because Vader pays attention to him more. 

One of the combatants in the Battle of Theed was a battle droid driving a 1969 Buick Electra car, who fought for Naboo. 

During the Clone Wars, many people were HMPed to death by STDs. The Republic was also noted for its preference for jizz music. Both these sentences mean something entirely different from what you are thinking. 

Wat Tambor has derailed Darth Sidious’s plans to take over the galaxy more than anyone in the Republic, because he is the only member of the Separatist council who takes his cause seriously, and Sidious keeps having to sabotage him because he’s competent and dedicated enough to win the war by himself.

Boba Fett gets eaten by a Sarlaac twice.  

Jaxxon is a neon-green space rabbit man from a planet called Coachella Prime.

Muuns are addicted to all kinds of weird things, from wine to dianoga livers.

General Grievous’s entire motivation may be based on his incestuous relationship with his own half-sister.

Every single aspect of Mandalorian culture, especially insults and cuisine, is described in more detail than any human being would care to know.

This started as a joke to come up with the most masochistic art challenge I could imagine, and then I started it... And started to like it. It was tons of fun and I learned SO much. Not only got the hang of drawing cars but also using alcohol markers - which I've owned for a couple years but never really used.

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weird au—where they are CN civil servants