Smut Writer &ShitPoster

If your boy is insecure, just make him sit in front of a mirror and say nice things about himself while you jerk him off from behind

Awwww, did all your self-respect leak out from between your legs, too?

oh no please dont pin my wrists above my head and prevent me from moving while you kiss my neck and whisper all the fucked up things you want to do to me

i love funny men like one more haha and i'll make u hahahard

I hate texting, come sleep ontop of me.

i get butterflies when i see your name on my phone but that’s literally none of your business

he was captivated by my insanity on tumblr dot com

Me, you, a rag, and a bucket of water. Interested?

[forgetting how to say “yanking your chain”] i’m only jerking you off

Let me eat you out while I make you read your book out loud and I can listen to you slowly become illiterate.

Edge yourself until you dream of me.

I want to fuck you so hard that for a split second you meet whatever divine entity crafted such a sexy fuck doll for the sole purpose of dumping my cum into.

Or demonic entity depending on how fucked up you are 😈

I am going to cum on a mirror and make you lick it up so you can stare at the little slut you have become.

Maybe just a room full of mirrors so everywhere you look you see your naked body being used to pleasure me. 😈