Ciel and Seb argue about tea and nuns (A snippet of my story, "Book of Rot")
“Make it strong, Sebastian,” Ciel called from across the room. Experience had taught him that certain reports were best read only after the tea had been poured. “You know I always do, my lord,” Sebastian replied lightly as he set the polished silver tray upon the desk. Ciel shot him a skeptical look. “And what, precisely, is that supposed to mean?” The butler’s smile only widened, a glimmer of amusement dancing across his face as he sensed his master's irritation.“It means,” Sebastian explained with impeccable courtesy, “...that I always anticipate your needs accordingly.” His expression remained perfectly composed, almost infuriatingly so.
Ciel dismissed his butler with a gesture and reached for his tea. He lifted the cup and sipped the hot beverage slowly. Sebastian watched, hands clasped behind his back and a faint smirk tugging at his lips. His brown eyes shifted languidly to the letter. "You know, my lord," he began, his voice carrying that particular smoothness Ciel had learned to distrust, "...you might allow me to read the report aloud. That way, you could enjoy your tea more thoroughly."
The earl regarded him over the rim of his cup with an expression of mild contempt. "You seem oddly interested in this case." He set the cup down with quiet deliberateness. "Care to explain why?" Sebastian closed his eyes briefly, the practiced smile never wavering. "Ah. No reason in particular." His gaze returned to the letter, then to his master. "Only a hunch that there is something—" he paused, as if selecting the word with care, "... unique about it."
Ciel studied him for a moment. "Is that what your demonic intuition is telling you?" His tone was entirely dry. Sebastian made a sound that might, generously, be described as a laugh. "You could say that." He raised one gloved hand to his chin in quiet contemplation.
Ciel exhaled. He had little patience for Sebastian's theater on a good day, and this was not shaping up to be a good day. "Fine," he said, gesturing toward the envelope. "Read to your heart's content." Sebastian inclined his head and reached for the letter. "You are far too kind, my lord." He opens it with a polished knife he always keeps in his jacket.
“This case is located in Sussex at St. Michael's Rectory,” Sebastian read. “A rectory, ay?” Ciel muttered into his cup. “I see now, why you are so invested,” the earl glanced at his butler’s composed smile. “...You are hoping to rendezvous with the nuns.” Ciel stated plainly.
The butler’s face twitched, "Not quite, my lord," he said, maintaining his polite tone through what appeared to be moderate effort. "And for the record, a rectory is the official residence of a parish priest.” Sebastian couldn’t help, but correct his master’s ignorance.
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