Sleep walking//

Hit reblog on this so hard

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Play with my hair instead of my feelings thank u

i wish fob would talk abt 2001-2004 more bc patrick will suddenly go “oh we had a man who lived in the closet” or “we kept a keg stand full of root beer sitting in the shower for weeks” or “we didnt shower for two weeks and pete and i got a rash from spraying febreeze on our armpits” or “we ate nothing but peanut butter and jelly and water for a week because we were broke” or “our manager tried to kill someone in a dennys in front of 50 fans” or “we got banned from several places in texas” or “we convinced some girl we just met to let us sleep on her dorm floor two weeks and we didn’t shower for the entire two weeks” or “our van literally melted because we had to keep the heat on to get up to the speed limit” or “pete strangled me against a gas pump” or “i tried to karate jump kick someone” and im like ??????????????????

fyi these are all real legitimate things that have happened and i have sources for all of them if anyone wants them

gIVE ME SOURCES

You gotta be shitting me

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING

Amazing! 

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