i know i'll never lose affection

Archie got himself stuck under Maddie's bed.

Did you leave him?

........No. I'm weak to sad animal cries and he knows it.

Damn, these cupcakes are delicious.

Well that’s not a surprise.

..True. You're a horny little shit head 95% of the time, and hungry the rest.

Damn, these cupcakes are delicious.

They were just sitting there taunting me. I couldn’t resist.

Tsk. No self control. 

Damn, these cupcakes are delicious.

Babe, come on!

You didn't even let me ice them.. 

Damn, these cupcakes are delicious.

Jesus Christ. I’m just going to shut up and eat my cupcake.

No more cupcakes for you..

Damn, these cupcakes are delicious.

No that’s not what I meant. You are always going to be hot no matter how you look.

Damn, these cupcakes are delicious.

No you’re not. You will always be hot. And sexy. And beautiful.

So wait. I'm not going to get fat that's why I'll always be hot?

Damn, these cupcakes are delicious.

Yes. Baked goods. Having a hot wife also helps.

Yeah. Well. I'm about to get fat. 

Well then

I’m going to get tired of this excuse.

Nine months, bro. Ima milk it for nine months.

Damn, these cupcakes are delicious.

Basically. The cupcakes are damn good.

Well then

No.

I'm pregnant. You gotta.

Damn, these cupcakes are delicious.

I also have the cupcakes.

It's why you married me. The cupcakes

Well then

Damn, these cupcakes are delicious.

I have nothing to be jealous of though. I already got the girl.

Well then