yes this is adnrew d horowitz resl Not Fakr

guys great news i’ve created an interdimensional portal using albert einstein’s dna. who wants to try it out first

pushses u in

oh god oh fuck im in the rat dimension help

not such a suave fellow anymore, huh ??

guys great news i’ve created an interdimensional portal using albert einstein’s dna. who wants to try it out first

pushses u in

i’m going to build an elevator that is SO non-osha compliant

what does the ocean have to do with elevators ?

who is hatsune miku

you might know her better as miss melody

i just bought all of the kinetic sand in the world.

snack time !

fuck

shit

ass

some words really need an extra syllable

mmay I have ex samples

pianone. like piano but with a ne at the end

pianone. onepian. One Pian Pleasee

some words really need an extra syllable

mmay I have ex samples

cowboys are stupid. whats the point of cowboys anyway

I Will Kill You With My Bare Hands

did you miss me?

lol no

>:/ wheres ross

i think we killed him a little while ago

did you miss me?

lol no

happy monday i’m going to eat 12% of poland

coward. do 40%

well now i’m going to do 72% just because you said that

good.

happy monday i’m going to eat 12% of poland

coward. do 40%

there is a box in my room that was not here before

this box is full of gnomes

oh they must’ve dropped the Gnome Brigade off at the wrong house. it’s an easy mistake to make lmao

ah! that makes sense!

return my gnomes, cantor

there is a box in my room that was not here before

this box is full of gnomes

oh they must’ve dropped the Gnome Brigade off at the wrong house. it’s an easy mistake to make lmao

i dont think i want to go hiking anymore .

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