Monkey

Being anti-USA is the bare minimum for legitimate leftists I'm not even kidding

my tabletop party tbh

It is because of the semi-frequent horny posting that I cannot open tumblr at work, but my enjoyment of your posting extends to all of them. I really enjoy seeing your expressions and analyses of yourself, your feelings, and the world around you! The incredibly arousing artwork is also very good!

You welcome! Thank you for being one of the many sources of daily joy that make the world wonderful!

It is because of the semi-frequent horny posting that I cannot open tumblr at work, but my enjoyment of your posting extends to all of them. I really enjoy seeing your expressions and analyses of yourself, your feelings, and the world around you! The incredibly arousing artwork is also very good!

JEWEL BEETLE! I WANNA LIVE FOREVER!!!!!!!!!

is 5 too young for the dark crystal? i don’t want to scare my sister but i want to show her

I forgot that was the name of a film when I read this and thought you were desperate to show your 5 y/o sister some sort of cursed artifact

@yeenprincessd

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Woman who hasn't been held in a decade: oh I'm pretty low maintenance, yeah honestly I think I'd find that overwhelming or something, can I just hold your hand instead? If that's okay of course?

Woman who feels ill at the notion of taking up space: yeah I can stand. Yeah honestly it's no biggie I like standing. Do you mind if I lean here? It's okay to say no.

Woman who would rather die than be considered selfish: I'm really sorry to ask I'm probably just being annoying but could I ask for another pillow? Yeah there isn't one in the room. Yeah no worries I can just bunch up some towels if needed.

Woman who's most outlandish and fantastical fantasies are a coffee date and seeing a movie with someone: oh I don't get out much. Yeah I don't really like being around people. I'm pretty much an introvert. Or something like that yeah.

Woman who would break down screaming and crying if someone showed even a hint of affection in person, who would fall apart at the seams if you held her still and asked her if she was okay, woman who if allowed too would wrap herself around you and sob and weep until she became severely dehydrated: oh yeah sorry I spaced out for a second there. Yeah I'm doing alright.

And lets be clear here. You have to make her cry. You HAVE TO. Trauma can be overcome alone, but that doesn't mean it isn't easier together. She has been "so strong. so brave" this whole time. Don't make her be strong or brave. Let her cry. You HAVE TO.

Woman who hasn't been held in a decade: oh I'm pretty low maintenance, yeah honestly I think I'd find that overwhelming or something, can I just hold your hand instead? If that's okay of course?

Woman who feels ill at the notion of taking up space: yeah I can stand. Yeah honestly it's no biggie I like standing. Do you mind if I lean here? It's okay to say no.

Woman who would rather die than be considered selfish: I'm really sorry to ask I'm probably just being annoying but could I ask for another pillow? Yeah there isn't one in the room. Yeah no worries I can just bunch up some towels if needed.

Woman who's most outlandish and fantastical fantasies are a coffee date and seeing a movie with someone: oh I don't get out much. Yeah I don't really like being around people. I'm pretty much an introvert. Or something like that yeah.

Woman who would break down screaming and crying if someone showed even a hint of affection in person, who would fall apart at the seams if you held her still and asked her if she was okay, woman who if allowed too would wrap herself around you and sob and weep until she became severely dehydrated: oh yeah sorry I spaced out for a second there. Yeah I'm doing alright.