super cheap new home turns out to be haunted but the ghost is actually kind of cool and we’re essentially roommates now

i’ve known you for years and i can see that you’re not well. you look super sickly, you never leave your house and i know you haven’t been eating, please tell me you’ve not developed an addiction or are feeling s—oh, you’re a vampire. that’s… almost a relief actually.

spending a night alone in a haunted house, hearing sounds and seeing furniture move when you leave the room, only to finally investigate the ghost and to find out there’s another person who’s also spending the night in the house and thought your noises were the ghost

demon summoning ritual with a friend or a significant other who’s been very against the whole thing the entire night and when it’s done they manifest inside the circle and that’s how you find out you’ve been hanging out with a demon for years

we’re both ancient immortal beings but we look like 15 and that’s forcing us to stay on top of memes if we want to blend in and it’s simultaneously the best and the worst thing of our lives

a ghost is attached to an object. the current owner of the object moves to a new house. the new house is haunted by another ghost, and they now need t learn to live with the situation

frankenstein situation but the creator is actually parent material and it goes better

send a number for our muses to interact at the following! 

an uncomfortably quiet gas station 

a bustling diner that never closes

an old tree with trunks like knives 

a video store with a sign titled ‘ JOIN US ’

the back of a stolen car

a twisting forest that beckons you

an antique shop that smells of death and decay

the lot behind a somber hotel

a forgotten graveyard on the outskirts of town

an abandoned church where the choir continue their song 

a grocery store where no one smiles  

a bar where everyone hums the same song

end of the road

an undisclosed government facility

a howling bonfire where shadows betray you

a police station on edge during a blizzard 

“ if  you  can’t  dazzle  them  with  brilliance ,  baffle  them  with  bullshit ! ”

“ i’m  not  totally  useless.  i  can  be  mused  as  a  bad  example ! ”

“ you  were  dead.  yet ,  here  you  are. ”

“ don’t  tell  me  to  smile. ”

“ you  tricked  me ! ”

“ i  don’t  know  who  i  am. ”

“ no  one  is  free  when  others  are  oppressed. ”

“ the  best  revenge  is  living  at  all. ”

“ that  kid  is  never  coming  back. ”

“ the  only  me  is  me.  are  you  sure  the  only  you  is  you ? ”

“ is  freedom  therapeutic ? ”

“ it  was  you ,  wasn’t  it ? ”

“ didn’t  get  caught ! ”

“ please :  don’t  let  the  cops  in ,  or  the  cats out ! ”

“ abuse  of  power  comes  as  no  surprise. ”

“ leave  them  at  the  bottom  of  the  grave  they  dug  for  you. ”

“ police  are  just  horrid ,  so  there ! ”

“ i  killed  god ,  and  all  i  got  was  this  stupid  t - shirt ! ”

“ my  anger  is  mine. ”

“ what  if  your  impression  of  me  is  wrong ? ”

“ don’t  let  the  bastards  get  you  down ! ”

“ health  hints !  running  from  cops  exercises  the  leg  muscles. ”

“ i’m  filled  with  rage ,  but  i’m  empty  at  the  same  time. ”

“ i’m  going  to  hell  on  a  full  scholarship. ”

‘LIFE CAN OFTEN BE RANDOM & COMPLETELY UNEXPECTED,

*murderer approaches*