Red Hood

It’s nearly midnight, and I hear a crash on my fire escape, I go to look? It’s one of the Bats, the Red Hood guy. He looks dejected despite the helmet. Are people fighting on my apartment building roof rn? Yall I have Work. Move along.

Everything is Fine.

Eh, I'll be fine. Just gotta shove my shoulder back into place.

No, I cannot buy alcohol. I have tea?

Well that's just unfortunate for you.

Meh, I'm rich off crime lord money. It's like nothing.

Nah, my landlord is an older lady, she’s a sweetheart. It’ll be fine, we probably should replace the fire escapes as a whole anyway, they’re old.

Alright, well if you need anyone taken care of let me know. Least I can do.

It’s fine, i seem to have a lot of people who would do stuff like that for me.

Probably because you're a helpful person. Specifically to people with less than savory morals, it seems.

That’s…definitely one way of describing me.

Hey, it's smart to have bad people with guns on your side. Beneficial in a city like this hell hole we call Gotham.

Yeah, as unfortunate as that is, but hey, people like me. I get benefits from that, even if the benefits are a bunch of criminals willing to provide protection for me.

Yup. Good to have your connections. Though I'm sure our reasonings for having them are wildly different, considering I'm the bad guy with a gun in question.

Trust me, my friends are on a blood hunt now after my recent stabbing. Not the first time, and I’m not going to try and stop them.

You got stabbed? Yeesh. Well good on them, I'm sure the violence is deserved then.

They also damaged my prosthetic leg, but, yeah, stabbed in the right side. Still recovering. Sucks.

Thats just fucking rude. Let me know if your friends need any help. Can also give you cash for repairs if you still need that.

I have a good feeling they’ll be a-okay…lots of em came from bad backgrounds. They’re gonna be fine. I’ll be fine too, already working on a new set of prosthetics anyways.

Well, y'all stay safe then.

If he does, I may punch him. Just a heads up, I’m jumpy, it’s part of being raised in Gotham.

Well, if you can land a hit on the bendy bastard I'll applaud you.

I prefer not beating the crap out of one of the many vigilantes in Gotham. But I’ll keep it noted.

To be fair, I doubt you could beat him up, punching him like once, maybe.

Well yeah, it’s not like I’d wind back for a second punch after realizing I smacked the shit out of Nightwing.

You're better than me then.

I think I should be allowed to bully you despite your sexuality.

It's okay to be wrong sometimes. I have met Bernard, it was a strange interaction, he's very confident about his theory stuff, it's a little sad.

Throwback to the time before I realised Jason was actually Back and Alive cause of how long I'd been hallucinating him for so he was just chilling at my flat with me til Tim swung by for smth and went "JASON'S ALIVE???"

See this is the type of reaction I was looking for. My dramatics pay off sometimes.

And people say I'M the drama queen of the Batfam 🙄😒

I'm just not annoying about it. 🙂

Are you implying that I'm annoying, little wing? :(((

Yes, yes I am. Thanks for noticing.

Wowwwww I see how it is, I see how cruelly you treat your wonderful amazing super cool big brother 😔💔💔💔

I don't know if I'd use those words to describe you. I'm not exactly nice to any of you guys, I wouldn't take it personally.

It's okay, I'm fluent in both Asshole and Emotionally Repressed 🫶🫶🫶

I'm sure.

Throwback to the time before I realised Jason was actually Back and Alive cause of how long I'd been hallucinating him for so he was just chilling at my flat with me til Tim swung by for smth and went "JASON'S ALIVE???"

See this is the type of reaction I was looking for. My dramatics pay off sometimes.

And people say I'M the drama queen of the Batfam 🙄😒

I'm just not annoying about it. 🙂

Are you implying that I'm annoying, little wing? :(((

Yes, yes I am. Thanks for noticing.

Wowwwww I see how it is, I see how cruelly you treat your wonderful amazing super cool big brother 😔💔💔💔

I don't know if I'd use those words to describe you. I'm not exactly nice to any of you guys, I wouldn't take it personally.

Throwback to the time before I realised Jason was actually Back and Alive cause of how long I'd been hallucinating him for so he was just chilling at my flat with me til Tim swung by for smth and went "JASON'S ALIVE???"

See this is the type of reaction I was looking for. My dramatics pay off sometimes.

And people say I'M the drama queen of the Batfam 🙄😒

I'm just not annoying about it. 🙂

Are you implying that I'm annoying, little wing? :(((

Yes, yes I am. Thanks for noticing.

Throwback to the time before I realised Jason was actually Back and Alive cause of how long I'd been hallucinating him for so he was just chilling at my flat with me til Tim swung by for smth and went "JASON'S ALIVE???"

See this is the type of reaction I was looking for. My dramatics pay off sometimes.

And people say I'M the drama queen of the Batfam 🙄😒

I'm just not annoying about it. 🙂

Throwback to the time before I realised Jason was actually Back and Alive cause of how long I'd been hallucinating him for so he was just chilling at my flat with me til Tim swung by for smth and went "JASON'S ALIVE???"

See this is the type of reaction I was looking for. My dramatics pay off sometimes.

I think I should be allowed to bully you despite your sexuality.

It’s nearly midnight, and I hear a crash on my fire escape, I go to look? It’s one of the Bats, the Red Hood guy. He looks dejected despite the helmet. Are people fighting on my apartment building roof rn? Yall I have Work. Move along.

Everything is Fine.

Eh, I'll be fine. Just gotta shove my shoulder back into place.

No, I cannot buy alcohol. I have tea?

Well that's just unfortunate for you.

Meh, I'm rich off crime lord money. It's like nothing.

Nah, my landlord is an older lady, she’s a sweetheart. It’ll be fine, we probably should replace the fire escapes as a whole anyway, they’re old.

Alright, well if you need anyone taken care of let me know. Least I can do.

It’s fine, i seem to have a lot of people who would do stuff like that for me.

Probably because you're a helpful person. Specifically to people with less than savory morals, it seems.

That’s…definitely one way of describing me.

Hey, it's smart to have bad people with guns on your side. Beneficial in a city like this hell hole we call Gotham.

Yeah, as unfortunate as that is, but hey, people like me. I get benefits from that, even if the benefits are a bunch of criminals willing to provide protection for me.

Yup. Good to have your connections. Though I'm sure our reasonings for having them are wildly different, considering I'm the bad guy with a gun in question.

Trust me, my friends are on a blood hunt now after my recent stabbing. Not the first time, and I’m not going to try and stop them.

You got stabbed? Yeesh. Well good on them, I'm sure the violence is deserved then.

They also damaged my prosthetic leg, but, yeah, stabbed in the right side. Still recovering. Sucks.

Thats just fucking rude. Let me know if your friends need any help. Can also give you cash for repairs if you still need that.

I have a good feeling they’ll be a-okay…lots of em came from bad backgrounds. They’re gonna be fine. I’ll be fine too, already working on a new set of prosthetics anyways.

Well, y'all stay safe then.

If he does, I may punch him. Just a heads up, I’m jumpy, it’s part of being raised in Gotham.

Well, if you can land a hit on the bendy bastard I'll applaud you.

I prefer not beating the crap out of one of the many vigilantes in Gotham. But I’ll keep it noted.

To be fair, I doubt you could beat him up, punching him like once, maybe.