Addicted to Fallon

I feel like I missed my window to do stupid teenager things and stay out all night and jumped straight to being a 55 year old woman who would rather stay home watching tv and falling asleep at 8pm

who needs april fools my entire life is a joke

me, a legal adult: when i grow up,

I used to pull all-nighters but now I can barely pull all-dayers

this hits too close to home

sometimes i watch youtube videos and halfway through i’m like you know what i don’t care and then i close it

i hate applying for jobs because the employers are always like: do you enjoy working in a stressful environment???? do you strive for unobtainable standards of perfection???? are you good at dealing with people that make you feel extremely uncomfortable??? do you mind losing real hours of your life in order to make minimum wage?? are you a fan of capitalism??? do you love selling your soul just so you can afford to live???

My mind is like an internet browser. 17 tabs are open, 4 of them are frozen and I don’t know where the music is coming from.