Crime is hard

Average 911 episode is like the team arrives on the scene for a 70 car pile up caused by a suicide bomber with amnesia or something and Athena has to commit police brutality to investigate his backstory, meanwhile Chimney is repelling down the side of a cliff to extract a woman who was cut in half or whatever, and Buck and Eddie are fighting because Eddie did something that Buck perceives as abandonment and Eddie is mad that Buck is mad, but they work together anyway to save a baby that's on fire, and then Eddie gets crushed by a motorcycle and Buck saves him and is like I'm so sorry I never meant it, it's just that, you matter, so much, to me... and Eddie is like It's okay Buck, let me put my hands on your shoulders in a very straight way. And Maddie is mogging in the background and Hen has her hands in man's entire chest cavity. And then the highway blows up

buddie is so cool. you’d think that mr frat boy rebel kid steals-fire-engines-to-fuck-in-them buck buckley would be the bad influence on mr military silver star single father ballroom dance champion eddie diaz. but in reality it’s mr illegal fight club changes-a-tyre-with-a-boot-on-it “we don’t need a key we’re firefighters” eddie diaz dragging mr loves baking loves kids goes-crazy-for-rules-and-clipboards buck buckley into shenanigans with him. beautiful <3

one thing about me is i love a glass of water

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.