moosh acosta.

     “ a fee ? like... free ice cream ? ”

     “ i mean, what do you think ? is there life on other planets ? ”

     “ it means i freakin’ BURNED you dude ! roasted, toasted, & braised, my friend. ”

     “ you’re not gonna’ ask what’s WRONG ? i’m-- now i’m even MORE upset ! but.. i’ll take a shirley temple. virgin. no. alcoholic. no. virgin. ---- -- um, can i have one with alcohol, and one without ? ”

     “ ----- --- you eat pineapple pizza ? ”

     “ you don’t think aliens will just imprison us all ? -- my PEEPERS are fine ! i have 20/20 vision my dude. or like, 20/19. ”

     “ give me my jelly beans back ! ”

     “ so it was either a u.f.o, or i rubbed my eyes too hard. ”

     “ if i was a bird, i’d probably fly into a ceiling fan. ”

     “ i am not drunk. i’m just upset ... and drunk. ”

     “ you have the right to remain BURNED ! ”