M a r i u s

(Little spoon)

cats will see a closed door and they will be like HELLO for the love of god HELLO and then you open it and then theyre like oh okay. bye.

we should bring ovid back

I'm absent for one night and suddenly the garden's saturated with blood and bear traps and why are the bug lamps hanging low?

Don’t worry, my love. I’ve got it all under control.

So I guess no one else is over their ex either? Damn. I hate that for us.

Maybe it would be easier without the ex part? Life is much better with a hot garbage DILF rather than a hot garbage DILF ex ❤️

YAAAS THANK YOU DANIEL✨

They’ll go snap crackle pop and deal with pests for you too. 👏🔥

@actually-lestat-de-lioncourt That means you should not touch an active lamp.

Maybe you should hang them low, @actually-lestat-de-lioncourt, anywhere below 5’6” so little hands can reach.

I'm not that little…

You’re fun-size. 😘😈

Somehow that feels worse.

I can make it feel better later, if you’re up for it. 😘

@actually-armand You’re a choking hazard.

You would know, wouldn't you?

There are some things being blackout drunk wasn’t a bad thing for.

Sober is a lot more fun, not going to lie.

At least you and Marius appericiate me. 🖤

Marius doesn’t appreciate anything.

I’m not sure what’s going on here with the choking and the electrocution but I’m glad you’re all having fun. I appreciate your creativity ❤️

Anyway, I would like that reward now. 👀

Bring the bug zapper 😘

😒

You’re more than welcome if you’re done being grumpy

YAAAS THANK YOU DANIEL✨

They’ll go snap crackle pop and deal with pests for you too. 👏🔥

@actually-lestat-de-lioncourt That means you should not touch an active lamp.

Maybe you should hang them low, @actually-lestat-de-lioncourt, anywhere below 5’6” so little hands can reach.

I'm not that little…

You’re fun-size. 😘😈

Somehow that feels worse.

I can make it feel better later, if you’re up for it. 😘

@actually-armand You’re a choking hazard.

You would know, wouldn't you?

There are some things being blackout drunk wasn’t a bad thing for.

Sober is a lot more fun, not going to lie.

At least you and Marius appericiate me. 🖤

Marius doesn’t appreciate anything.

I’m not sure what’s going on here with the choking and the electrocution but I’m glad you’re all having fun. I appreciate your creativity ❤️

Anyway, I would like that reward now. 👀

Bring the bug zapper 😘

YAAAS THANK YOU DANIEL✨

They’ll go snap crackle pop and deal with pests for you too. 👏🔥

@actually-lestat-de-lioncourt That means you should not touch an active lamp.

Maybe you should hang them low, @actually-lestat-de-lioncourt, anywhere below 5’6” so little hands can reach.

I'm not that little…

You’re fun-size. 😘😈

Somehow that feels worse.

I can make it feel better later, if you’re up for it. 😘

@actually-armand You’re a choking hazard.

You would know, wouldn't you?

There are some things being blackout drunk wasn’t a bad thing for.

Sober is a lot more fun, not going to lie.

At least you and Marius appericiate me. 🖤

Marius doesn’t appreciate anything.

I’m not sure what’s going on here with the choking and the electrocution but I’m glad you’re all having fun. I appreciate your creativity ❤️

Any time @actually-marius-de-romanus does not give me enough attention, first thing I do is hide his paintbrushes, which is very effective and fun until I forget where they are.

Where are they?!

Fuck if I know, Sir.

😞

...I will go have a look.

There’s a reward in it for you if you find them 😘

Any time @actually-marius-de-romanus does not give me enough attention, first thing I do is hide his paintbrushes, which is very effective and fun until I forget where they are.

Where are they?!

Fuck if I know, Sir.

😞

Any time @actually-marius-de-romanus does not give me enough attention, first thing I do is hide his paintbrushes, which is very effective and fun until I forget where they are.

Where are they?!

Why do some stores close so early? What do they have against vampires? Your sleep matters not to me, stay at work so I can waste my money on things I dont need

We need vampire-friendly malls.

Ones that aren’t build on islands. Make ‘em easier to get to.

The privacy was nice, at the time.

Boss. You had an all night ferry to and from the mainland.

You know very well what I mean.

I actually don’t?

Oh, ok.

What am I supposed to know? 👀

The ✨aesthetic✨, Danny. I did it for the aesthetic.

I taught you well 🥰

@actually-marius-de-romanus