(Mostly Anime)

THE NOISE I JUST MADE WAS NOT HUMAN.

2016 is like a montage of news footage you see in the beginning of a post-apocalyptic movie explaining how the world was ruined.

I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.

can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life

So what fuck was your wife knocking on

this dick

It’s not even 4 words???

this post is a horror story

there is so much grass in the world. there are probably 46, maybe even 47. nature is beautiful

im at a party and i just saw someone dab to cotton eyed joe can someone please come pick me up

I caught 3 Magikarp today only 98 more to go.ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Update: Much progress today! I now have 55 out of the 400 Magikarp Candies needed to evolve one of these fuckers. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

A stirring and inspiring journey that shows anyone can achieve their dreams, 10/10, would read again

Friendly reminder that you don’t always know what’s going on on the other side of the screen…

basically.

I’ve done this so many times, it’s depressing.

Please. If any of you are ever down and ever need anyone to talk to Tell me I’m always, -always- open to talk And even if I’m not, I know people who will be. Seriously.

good the fuck night y'all