god i havenāt posted on this account in years but iām gonna live-post my thoughts on The Witch cuz my dickhead BROTHER says iām āpausing the movie too muchā and āgoddamnit stop pausing the movieā
someoneās gonna fuck the goat i just have a bad feeling about that :/
or perhaps the goat is the top? distressing times
ok wait this house is cute!! cottagecore slay except i donāt think theyāve got the ingredients to make their own soap so these hoes reek nastyyy
doesnāt look like they have enough food for winter
NOT THE BABY NOOOOOOOO
aaaaand they donāt have enough food for winter i fuckin called it
anya slaylor-joy the woman that you are
DIVA DOWN I REPEAT DIVA DOWN
your son stumbles to your doorstep delirious and hypotherming after a harrowing evening with the witch-diddler and youāre just gonna poke a knife and bloodlet him in the faceā¦.
jesus fucking christ
GIRL STAND UP FOR YOURSELF TELL THEM THE TRUTH
iām mad at thomasin because she couldāve just told them straight up what happened and it mightāve made them believe her but something fucked up happens and she just sits there looking guilty as hell
the twins: *speaking in tongues*
thomasin:
WAIT WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TWINS
OH MY GODDDD!!!! BITCH YOU BETTER LIVE DELICIOUSLY!!
okay so walk with me hereā¦ā¦ā¦keep walkingā¦ā¦ā¦she technically fucked the goat AND he WAS the top
