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"Steven! I have something for you! A little thanks for saving my life present." actingmailman
“For me? Ah, Jamie, you didn’t have to!” Steven shook his head, smiling tiredly. His Homeworld adventure had been… something else, and he was still drained — still, he was glad to see Jamie doing so well!
“I’m just glad you’re okay!”
"Me?! What about you?! You were under the hand of intergalactic tyrants! You've got to be the strongest and bravest person I've ever met! And that bravery deserves a reward." He held out a giant cookie cat plushie with a box wrapped around it's neck. "Welcome back to Earth!"

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"Oh hello! Can I help you with something?" actingmailman
“I need to find a mailman, and a my dad.”
"I don't know your dad but I'm a mailman! Jamie the mailman. Why have you been looking for me?"
"Good morning Kevin!" actingmailman
“ Hey , Mailbox. Nice package.”
He chuckled nervously. “It’s just Jamie. Or mailman if you prefer. Sign here please.” He smiled holding out the clipboard for him to sign.
"Good morning dear sir! How are you on this fine day?" actingmailman
“Heya there, Mr. Mailman! Did I get any postcards from the fam today?” He grinned cheekily at Jamie. He always loved talking to the guy. Super spirited and dramatic. And cute! Like super cute.
"Oh you can just call me Jamie the mailman. Sounds much less formal than just the mailman. Yes indeed you did. Here you go." He handed him a stack of post cards. He honestly loved having him as a customer. Delivering mail was a great excuse to get to talk to him.

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❛ Hey, Mr. No Name Kid, so who might you be? ❜ actingmailman
Heathers: the musical starters. // accepting.
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“ Buck. “ the boy replied shortly, feeling like more complex introductions were unnecessary for this situation. In fact, he did recognize this man - Jamie, if he was correct. Not that the two were exceptionally close or even talked most of the time but he did deliver the mail to them every day. It’d be silly for him to NOT recognize him. “ No need to get poetic with your words, man. You can just normally ask my name, it’s cool. “
"I know but I like to! Poetry just makes the language just so much more beautiful and elegant. It should be used by a lot more people if you ask me." He grinned offering him a flyer which he held in his hand. "It's nice to finally place a name to the face." He chuckled nervously. "I'm doing another one man show tonight and I was wondering if you could come or tell your friends about it?"
Absolutely Disgusting Shippy Starters
"I got you a little something..."
"You look adorable in that."
"Flowers? For me?"
"Close your eyes. I have a surprise for you."
"I know you had a long day, so I took care of dinner."
"I did a little shopping at the naughty store."
"Let's cuddle and be sluggish all night long."
"Did I tell you you're beautiful, today?"
"I already ordered pizza for tonight."
"Candles, rose petals and champagne? What's the occasion."
"I can't believe that you fell in love with me."
"What is the one thing you absolutely, positively wanted?"
"Time to bury ourselves in blankets and ignore the rest of the world."
"Gimme that phone. It's getting shut off."
"You did all this for me?"
"Normally I hate surprises, but you did good."
"You just made my terrible day not so terrible."
"I will protect you, no matter what."
"Let's get a little tipsy for science."
"Wow. You look amazing."
"If it wasn't for the fact that I am so happy I would be suspicious right now."
"I love you so much."
"Shall we climb into bed?"
"You tried and that's what counts."
"I just want to curl up into your arms and sleep for days."
"I just have one question for you; ice cream or popcorn?"
"We should go to the festival!"
"You're not going anywhere without me. Especially anywhere dangerous."
"How would you feel about getting married?"
❛ Hey, Mr. No Name Kid, so who might you be? ❜
"I’m Jamie the mailman. Though in time I’m hoping to be Jamie the actor! You look familiar. I think I’ve seen you with Steven before. You must be one of his friends from space right? What’s your name?”
the ultimate heathers lyric starter meme ( act 1 )
BEAUTIFUL
❛ I believe I’m a good person. ❜
❛ I like to think there’s good in everyone. ❜
❛ Here we are. First day of senior year. ❜
❛ I look around at these kids I’ve known my whole life and I ask myself: What happened? ❜
❛ We were so tiny. ❜
❛ Then we got bigger, that was the trigger. ❜
❛ Welcome to my school. ❜
❛ This ain’t no high school. ❜
❛ This is the Thunderdome. ❜
❛ Hold your breath and count the days, we’re graduating soon. ❜
❛ College will be paradise if I’m not dead by June. ❜
❛ But I know life can be beautiful. ❜
❛ I hope, I dream, I pray for a better way. ❜
❛ If we changed back then, we could change again. ❜
❛ We could be beautiful, just not today. ❜
❛ Things will get better, soon as my letter comes from Harvard, Duke or Brown. ❜
❛ Then I can blow this town. ❜
❛ Dream of ivy-covered walls and smoky french cafes. ❜
❛ Fight the urge to strike a match and set this dump ablaze. ❜
❛ (name), third year as linebacker and eighth year of smacking lunch trays and being a huge dick. ❜
❛ What did you say to me skank? ❜
❛ We were kind before, we can be kind once more. ❜
❛ We on for movie night? ❜
❛ Yeah, you’re on Jiffy Pop detail. ❜
❛ I rented the Princess Bride! ❜
❛ Woah, again? Don’t you have it memorized by now? ❜
❛ What can I say? I’m a sucker for a happy ending. ❜
❛ He is the smartest guy on the football team… which is kind of like being the tallest dwarf. ❜
❛ Hey! Pick that up right now! ❜
❛ I’m sorry, are you actually talking to me? ❜
❛ My buddy (name) just asked you a question. ❜
❛ I wanna know what gives you the right to pick on my friend? ❜
❛ You’re a high school has-been waiting to happen. A future gas station attendant. ❜
❛ You have a zit right there! ❜
❛ Dear diary: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. ❜
❛ Why do they hate me? ❜
❛ Why don’t I fight back? ❜
❛ Why do I act like such a creep? ❜
❛ Why won’t he date me? ❜
❛ Why did I hit him? ❜
❛ Why do I cry myself to sleep? ❜
❛ Give me some hope here! ❜
❛ They float above it all. ❜
❛ Her dad is loaded, he sells engagement rings. ❜
❛ No discernible personality but her mom did pay for implants. ❜
❛ She is a mythic bitch. ❜
❛ They’re solid teflon. Never bothered, never harassed. ❜
❛ I would give anything to be like that. ❜
❛ I’d like to be their boyfriend. ❜
❛ That would be beautiful. ❜
❛ I’d like them to be nicer. ❜
❛ I’d like to kidnap a (name) and photograph her naked in an abandoned building and leave her tied up for the rats. ❜
❛ Grow up, (name), Bulimia is so ‘87. ❜
❛ Maybe you should see a doctor, (name). ❜
❛ Perhaps you didn’t hear the bell over all the vomiting. You’re late for class. ❜
❛ (name), wasn’t feeling well! We’re helping her. ❜
❛ Hurry up, get where you’re going. ❜
❛ This is an excellent forgery. ❜
❛ I crave a boon. ❜
❛ Let me sit at your table at lunch. Just once. No talking necessary. If people think you tolerate me, they’ll leave me alone. ❜
❛ Before you answer I also do report cards, permission slips and absence notes. ❜
❛ Shut up, (name)! ❜
❛ Sorry, (name). ❜
❛ For a greasy, little nobody, you do have good bone structure. ❜
❛ If I took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, I’d have matching halves. That’s very important. ❜
❛ Of course, you could stand to lose a few pounds. ❜
❛ This could be beautiful. ❜
❛ Get this girl some blush and (name) I need your brush. ❜
❛ Let’s make her beautiful. ❜
❛ Out of my way, geek! ❜
❛ I don’t want trouble. ❜
❛ You’re gonna die at 3pm. ❜
❛ Don’t you dare touch me! ❜
❛ Get away pervert! ❜
❛ What did I ever do to them? ❜
❛ Who could survive this? ❜
❛ I can’t escape this! ❜
❛ I think I’m dying! ❜
❛ Who’s that with (name)? ❜
❛ You hope, you dream, you pray and you get your way. ❜
❛ Ask me how it feels lookin’ like hell on wheels. ❜
❛ My god, it’s beautiful. ❜
❛ I might be beautiful! ❜
❛ When you’re beautiful, it’s a beautiful frickin’ day! ❜
CANDY STORE
❛ Are we gonna have a problem? ❜
❛ You’ve got a bone to pick? ❜
❛ You’ve come so far, why now are you pulling on my dick? ❜
❛ I’d normally slap your face off, and everyone here could watch. ❜
❛ I’m feeling nice. ❜
❛ Here’s some advice. Listen up, biatch! ❜
❛ I like looking hot, buying stuff they can not. ❜
❛ I like drinking hard, maxing dad’s credit card. ❜
❛ I like skipping gym, scaring her, screwing him. ❜
❛ I like killer clothes, kicking nerds in the nose. ❜
❛ If you lack the balls you can go play dolls, let your mommy fix you a snack. ❜
❛ Or you could come smoke, pound some rum and coke, in my Porsha with the quarterback. ❜
❛ Honey, watchu waitin’ for? ❜
❛ Step into my candy store. ❜
❛ It’s time for you to prove you’re not a loser anymore. ❜
❛ All you have to do is say goodbye to Shamoo. ❜
❛ That freak’s not you friend. ❜
❛ If she had your shot, she would leave you to rot. ❜
❛ ‘Course if you don’t care, fine, go braid her hair. Maybe Sesame Street is on. ❜
❛ Forget that creep and get in my jeep. ❜
❛ Let’s go tear up someone’s lawn! ❜
❛ You just gotta prove you’re not a pussy anymore. ❜
❛ You can join the team or you can bitch and moan. ❜
❛ You can live the dream or you can die alone. ❜
❛ You can fly with eagles or, if you prefer, keep on testing me and end up like her. ❜
❛ (name), look! (name) invited me to his homecoming party! This proves he’s been thinking about me! ❜
❛ Color me stoked. ❜
❛ I’m so happy! ❜
❛ Time for you to prove you’re not a lame-ass anymore. ❜
FIGHT FOR ME
❛ Hey, Mr. No Name Kid, so who might you be? ❜
❛ Could you fight for me? ❜
❛ Could you face the crowd? Could you be seen with me and still act proud. ❜
❛ Could you hold my hand? ❜
❛ Could you carry me through no man’s land? ❜
❛ It’s fine, if you don’t agree. ❜
❛ I would fight for you, if you would fight for me. ❜
❛ let them drive us underground, I don’t care how far. ❜
❛ You can set my broken bones and I know CPR. ❜
❛ Woah! You can punch real good. ❜
❛ You’ve lasted longer than I thought you would. ❜
❛ If some night you’re free, wanna fight for me? ❜
FREEZE YOUR BRAIN
❛ I’ve been ten high schools, they start to get blurry. no point planting roots ‘cause you’re gone in a hurry. ❜
❛ My dad keeps to suitcases packed in the den, so it’s only a matter of ‘when’. ❜
❛ I don’t learn their names, don’t bother with faces. ❜
❛ All I can trust is this concrete oasis. ❜
❛ Seems every time I’m about to despair, there’s a 7-11 right there. ❜
❛ Each store is the same from Las Vegas to Boston. ❜
❛ I pray at my altar of slush. ❜
❛ I live for that sweet, frozen rush! ❜
❛ Freeze your brain, suck on that straw, get lost in the pain. ❜
❛ Happiness comes when everything numbs. ❜
❛ Who needs cocaine? ❜
❛ Just freeze your brain. ❜
❛ Does your mommy know you eat all that crap? ❜
❛ When mom was alive, we lived half-way normal. ❜
❛ Now it’s just me and my dad, we’re less formal. ❜
❛ I learned to cook pasta, I learned to pay rent. Learned the world doesn’t owe you a cent. ❜
❛ You’re planing a future (name). ❜
❛ You’ll go to some college and marry a lawyer. ❜
❛ The sky’s gonna hurt when it falls, so you’d better start building some walls. ❜
❛ Swim in the ice, get lost in the pain. ❜
❛ Shut your eyes tight, til you vanish from sight. Let nothing remain. ❜
❛ Fight pain with more pain! ❜
❛ Forget who you are, unburden your load, forget in six weeks you’ll be back on the road. ❜
❛ When the voice in your head says you’re better of dead, don’t open a vein. ❜
❛ Try it. ❜
BIG FUN
❛ Dad said ‘act our age’, you heard the man. It’s time to rage! ❜
❛ Drink, smoke, it’s all cool. ❜
❛ Let’s get naked in my pool! ❜
❛ Punch the wall and start a fight! ❜
❛ Ain’t nobody home tonight. ❜
❛ Come upstairs and rest your head. ❜
❛ Let’s rub each other’s backs while watching porn on Cinemax. ❜
❛ The folks are gone. ❜
❛ It’s time for big fun! ❜
❛ When mom and dad forget to lock the liquor cabinet it’s big fun. ❜
❛ Ok, ok, ok, so it’s salt, and then lime, and then shot? ❜
❛ You’re doing it wrong! ❜
❛ Really? cause I feel great! ❜
❛ (name) you are looking good tonight! ❜
❛ A hot guy smiled at me without a trace of mockery! ❜
❛ Everyone’s high as a kite. ❜
❛ Is that weed? I want a hit. ❜
❛ Fill that joint and roll it tight. ❜
❛ Dreams are coming true when people laugh, but not at you. ❜
❛ I’m not alone! I’m not afraid! ❜
❛ I feel like Bono at LiveAid! ❜
❛ Crack open one more case. ❜
❛ I think that’s what they call third base. ❜
❛ Way to show maturity. ❜
❛ Quit it jackass! Get off of me! ❜
❛ I just saw some freshmen sneaking over the pool fence. ❜
❛ I hate freshmen! Where are you little pricks? I’m coming for you! ❜
❛ Aw, thanks, (name) but I don’t really have to vomit right now. ❜
❛ You need a jello shot! ❜
❛ I can’t believe you actually came. ❜
❛ I brought sparkling cider! ❜
❛ Showing up here took some guts, time to rip ‘em out. ❜
❛ Why d’you gotta be so weird all the time? ❜
❛ People wouldn’t hate you so much if you acted normal. ❜
❛ There’s no alcohol in here! Are you trying to poison me? ❜
❛ Our folks got no clue ‘bout all the shit their children do. ❜
❛ Why are they surprised whenever we’re unsupervised? ❜
DEAD GIRL WALKING
❛ The demon queen of high school has decreed it. ❜
❛ She says monday, 8 am, I will be deleted. ❜
❛ They’ll hunt me down in studyhall, stuff and mount me on the wall. ❜
❛ Thirty hours to live, how shall I spend them? ❜
❛ I don’t have to stay and die like cattle. ❜
❛ I could change my name and ride up to Seattle. ❜
❛ Wait, here’s an option that I like: spend these thirty hours gettin’ freakay! ❜
❛ I need it hard. ❜
❛ I’m a dead girl walking. ❜
❛ I’m in your yard. ❜
❛ (name)? What are you doing in my room? ❜
❛ I’m sorry but I really had to wake you. ❜
❛ See I’ve decided I must ride you ‘til I break you. ❜
❛ (name) says I got’s to go. ❜
❛ You’re my last meal on death row. ❜
❛ Shut your mouth and loose those tighty whiteys. ❜
❛ Tonight I’m yours. ❜
❛ Get on all fours. ❜
❛ Let’s go, you know the drill. ❜
❛ I’m hot and pissed and on the pill. ❜
❛ It’s ‘cause you’re beautiful. ❜
❛ You say you’re numb inside, but I can’t agree. ❜
❛ So the world’s unfair, keep it looked out there. In here it’s beautiful. ❜
❛ Let’s make this beautiful. ❜
❛ That works for me! ❜
❛ Full steam ahead! ❜
❛ How’d you find my address? ❜
❛ Let’s break the bed! ❜
❛ I think you tore my mattress! ❜
❛ No sleep tonight for you, better chug that Mountain Dew. ❜
❛ Get your ass in gear! Make this whole town disappear! ❜
❛ Slap me, pull my hair. ❜
❛ Touch me there and there and there and no more talking. ❜
❛ Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! OW! ❜
THE ME INSIDE OF ME
❛ What would she say? ❜
❛ Believe it or not, I knew about fear, I knew the way loneliness stung. ❜
❛ I hid behind smiles and crazy hot clothes, I learned to kiss boys with my tongue. ❜
❛ The world it held me down, it weighed like a concrete prom queen crown. ❜
❛ No one thinks a pretty girl has feelings, no one gets her insecurity. ❜
❛ I’m am more than shoulder pads and makeup. ❜
❛ No one sees the me inside of me. ❜
❛ Jesus! You’re making me sound like air supply! ❜
❛ Keep going. This has to be good enough to fool the cops. ❜
❛ Woah! Is it murder? ❜
❛ No, look, here’s a suicide note. ❜
❛ They couldn’t see past my rockstar mystique, they wouldn’t dare look in my eyes. ❜
❛ Just underneath was a terrified girl who clings to her pillow and cries. ❜
❛ My looks were just like prison bars, they left me a myriad of scars. ❜
❛ No one thinks a pretty girl has substance, that’s the curse of popularity. ❜
❛ I am more than just a source of handjobs. ❜
❛ Our children are dying! ❜
❛ This is the loveliest suicide note I’ve ever read. ❜
❛ Box up my clothing for Good Will and give the poor my Nordic Track. ❜
❛ Donate my car to crippled kids or to those ghetto moms on crack. ❜
❛ Give them my tapes and my CDs, my hats, my pumps, my flats my three TVs. ❜
❛ I weep for all failed to be. ❜
❛ Maybe I can help the world by leaving. ❜
❛ Maybe that’s the me inside of me. ❜
❛ I never knew about her pain. ❜
❛ Her life had hit a rocky patch. ❜
❛ Deep down she wasn’t cruel or vain. ❜
❛ She didn’t mean to be a snatch. ❜
❛ (name), you’re very quiet. What’s on your mind? ❜
❛ Maybe (name) realized that in order to be happy she had to give up her power, and that the only way to do that was death? ❜
❛ My god! Look what we’ve done, we’re breaking through! (name) would be so proud of you! ❜
❛ No one thinks a pretty girl can touch you. ❜
❛ She’s made us better than we were. ❜
❛ (name) is dead, but she will live inside me. ❜
❛ Holy crap! This is awesome! ❜
❛ Our sins fell on her shoulders. ❜
❛ (name) died so we could all be free. ❜
❛ I’m bigger than John Lennon! ❜
❛ She’s the dove that sings outside my window. ❜
❛ She’s the twin from whom I’m separated. ❜
❛ She’s the horse I never got for Christmas. ❜
❛ (name) sees the me inside of me. ❜
BLUE
❛ You’ve got a left hand, use it. ❜
❛ Don’t talk mean like that! ❜
❛ You’ll hurt their feelings! ❜
❛ You make my balls so blue. ❜
❛ What did they do to you that you hate them so? ❜
❛ Don’t run from me. ❜
❛ They’re all beat up like a tackling dummy. ❜
❛ They long for your embrace. ❜
❛ Just look at them glow. ❜
❛ We’re begging you! ❜
❛ Open the door! ❜
❛ Once you were geeky and nerdy, but they knew you’re dirty. ❜
❛ Look! Booze! Drink! ❜
❛ Baby you gots to come through. ❜
❛ Teach them to smile. ❜
❛ Please make their dreams come true. ❜
OUR LOVE IS GOD
❛ They made you cry, but that will end tonight. ❜
❛ You are the only thing that’s right about this broken world. ❜
❛ Go on and cry. ❜
❛ When the morning comes, we’ll burn it down and then, we’ll build the world again. ❜
❛ Our love is God. ❜
❛ Are you okay? ❜
❛ I was alone. ❜
❛ I was a frozen lake, but then you melted me awake. ❜
❛ See, now I’m crying too. ❜
❛ You’re not alone. ❜
❛ We’ll raise our city here. ❜
❛ How did you know it was a fantasy of mine to have two guys at once? ❜
❛ Uh… lucky guess? ❜
❛ Meet me at the cemetery, at dawn. ❜
❛ We can start and finish wars. ❜
❛ We’re what killed the dinosaurs. ❜
❛ We’re the asteroid that’s overdue. ❜
❛ They died because god said they must. ❜
❛ The new world needed room for me and you. ❜
❛ I worship you. ❜
❛ I’d trade my life for yours. ❜
❛ They all will disappear. ❜
❛ We’ll plant out garden here. ❜
❛ Woah, is that real? ❜
❛ When the morning comes, they’ll both be laughing stocks. ❜
❛ Let’s go hunt some jocks! ❜
❛ Take it slow (name). Strip for me. ❜
❛ I was hoping you could rip my clothes off me, sport. ❜
❛ (name)? You’re just unconscious, right (name)? (name)!?. ❜
❛ Get off the fence! Get off the damn fence! ❜
❛ I don’t understand! ❜
❛ Stop being a dick! ❜
❛ What does that mean? ❜
❛ What the fuck have you done? ❜
"Can I get a couple dozen donuts. I need a lot sugar to get through tonight." actingmailman
“Are you sure you can even eat all that?” As if he’s not gonna fill the request anyway. “Not even that purple chick Steven hangs out with can eat that much.” Slight emphasis on ‘Steven’ out of the (actually very little) disgust he has for the kid.
@actingmailman
“It shall be a challenge but a dedicated actor must suffer for his craft. I have to get all the sugar I can into my system. I’m doing another one man show tonight and it’s really running me ragged. All that running around is getting exhausting! It’s definitely worthy it though.”
“Actor, right.” Lars totally forgot anyone in Beach City acted. Not like he paid much attention to that sort’a scene, though. “Who even is gonna be there? Like, are your shows popular or whatever?” Maybe, if Sadie wasn’t going, he could use it as an excuse to get out of work early.
"Well I heard Steven and Sadie are going. Though I'm not sure who else. Every performance draws in a different crowd. I'm doing Shakespeare tonight so more people might show up. That guy's a real crowd pleaser." He explained as he made himself a coffee. "Especially since it's Hamlet. Next to Romeo & Juliet that's his most famous one."

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i’m getting my hair touched up tonight and it’s going to take a bit so feel free to give this post a like ( or reblog if you are a sideblog ) for a pink mom in your inbox. may send a meme or two, may let her do… whatever the fuck she wants bc she’s a shithead, who knows.
"I'm not my Dad. I'm Jamie the mailman." actingmailman
“Mailman? You’re a mailman?” Aquamarine smiled brightly, but then she frowned. She started stomping her foot like a toddler. “Oh great! I’ve found one and Topaz isn’t even here!”
"Yes I am but if I don't deliver mail to you I'm just Jamie. Whose Topaz is she a friend of yours?" He looked at the fairy like gem.