My pussy is fat my heart is fatter got a tiny brain made of snickerdoodle batter

sometimes……….not letting a franchise die at its natural conclusion………………..is worse

My soulmate is out there somewhere, pushing a pull door...I just know it.

actually nobody has to contribute anything incredible to society in order to have the right to exist 

please tell me this isnt real are you okay oh my god

no way dude hes gonna suck my dang blood out

maybe making consuming pop culture a huge part of your identity was never a good idea to begin with

I want a boy who worships me like i worship him. I am his everything, just as he is mine. Please. Demand my affections, melt at my touch. I want to love you! Let me love you, please please please

I want a boy with fat nuts

what are you planning, nutsacktorturer

I wish people realized that the people in their 20s currently speaking out against hypersexual internet culture aren't doing it because we're killjoys but because we were the first generation of people who grew up fully online and we can see the damage its done to us. If you can't tell the difference between us and your puritanical conservative uncle then that's on you!

and so much of that damage was done not by even partaking directly in that culture but by being desensitized to it through exposure and subsequently losing our concept of healthy expectations and boundaries, and being groomed by people we thought were our friends. we have normalized receiving unwanted sexual advances and comments/opinions and you get called a prude for telling someone not to be inappropriate with you.

for context, OP is arguing with everyone in the comments trying to give him advice on how to cook lentils for his wife in the Trader Joe’s subreddit

your early 20s is super weird because i know a girl who works for the UN and knows classified america secrets but i also know a dude whos middle name on facebook is ‘kush’