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@acowth
Rowan: Fuck you!
Aelin: Fuck YOU!
Rowan:...
Aelin:...
Aelin: My room, 10 minutes.
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Cassian: Bro
Azriel: What bro?
Cassian: Tell the whole world we’re bros.
Azriel: *whispers* we’re bros.
Cassian: Why’d you whisper bro?
Azriel: Because you’re my whole world bro.
Cassian: B R O
Aelin:
*finds her mate*
*marries her mate*
*creates a court*
Also Aelin:
*gets locked in an iron coffin*
Aelin: Honey, look I got us a puppy!!
Rowan:Fireheart, you literally went out to get milk...
Aelin: But look how cute he is!
Rowan: We already have 23 dogs!
Aelin, entering a room: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things.
Rowan, entering after: I’m things.
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Aedion & Rowan Ghosthunting
Rowan: Why won’t the ghosts talk to us?
Aedion: Maybe they’re homophobic.
Rowan: Aedion, we aren’t gay.
Aedion: ...we aren’t?
*nessian on a date*
Cassian: *ordering* can I get a milshake with two straws?
Nesta: *whispering* this is kinda romantic holy shit...
Cassian: *with straw tusks* were you thaying thomething?
Dorian: Bro, let’s get matching anchor tattoos.
Chaol: Why bro?
Dorian: So our friendship never floats away bro.
Chaol: *tearing up* aw bro
Cassian: Guys, think about this, right now, a baby is being born. And right now, someone just clogged a public toilet and is sprinting out of the bathroom...life goes on
Rhysand: Hopefully it’s not the same person...
Aelin: Do you want your mind blown?
Fleetfoot: Woof!
Aelin: We live on a ball.
Fleetfoot: (⊙.⊙)
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Cassian: What if hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate sometimes...
Nesta: CASSIAN. IT. IS. 3 A.M.
Rowan *parking the car*: Hey can you go grab us a table?
Aelin: Sure
[a few minutes later]
Aelin *sprinting out of the restaurant carrying a table*: START THE GODDAMN CAR!!!
Rowan: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Aelin: Do you mean literally..or figuratively?
Rowan:...
Rowan: wHY do I need to speciFY
Rowan: Aelin, I really think you should start telling us about your pla-
Aelin: Did you guys hear that? Is..is that the wind?
When Cassian and Nesta fiNALLY get Together
Nesta: Fine, I guess we’re girlfriend and boyfriend
Cassian: On oNE condition
Nesta: What
Cassian: I get to be the bOYfriend
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The cadre when they find out Maeve is Valg
Rowan: I-I’m sorry, I’m having a hard time processing this right now
Fenrys: *hands him a pamphlet*
Rowan: *reading* “So you’ve discovered that your former queen is Valg and has your-” I DON’T WANT YOUR PAMPHLET!
Cassian: *singing* Amren and Varian sitting in a tree
Amren: Cassian get your ass away from me
Cassian: First comes love, then comes marriage-
Amren: *shouting* Then comes Cassian with some spinal damage