**DISCLAIMER: These are prompts I’ve gathered from multiple sources and I do not claim by any means I came up with them**
Send me between 1-3 numbers and the individual you want the drabble to be about!
1. “Ya know, sometimes I forget that you’re a dog.”
2. “Don’t you see? This chair is the answer to all of our problems!”
3. “Sure, let me just..lie down here"
4. “How can you just leave me here, covered in orange juice and surrounded by your old victims?“
5. “Do you want to know how she really feels about you? Get her drunk.”
6. “Having the same enemy doesn’t make us friends.”
7. “People are allowed to have hobbies they’re bad at and still enjoy them.”
8. “They’re behind me, aren’t they?”
9. “With all due respect sir, but you can eat a bag of dicks.”
10. “I’m not wearing any pants.”
11. “Just take off that stupid hat!”
12. “If idiots could fly, this would be an airport.”
13. You have… personalized pajamas… made for especially you?”
15. “The night is the only time where I can truely be alone.”
16. “I heard you singing the lion king and came to join you.”
17. “Okay, so you’re my best friend in the whole wide world, right? And you’d do absolutely anything for me?”
18. “Your hair is the softest thing I have ever had the blessing of touching.”
19. “What do you think is colder? Antarctica or my heart?”
20. “I’m not saying I am the best partner ever, but c’mon, I’m pretty great.”
21. “You know I have a crush on you, right?“
22. “This has got to be the most idiotic nonsense you’ve ever gotten into. I don’t support it.”
23. “Just because we hate each other doesn’t mean I don’t care about them.”
24. “Where did you get those socks?”
25. “Flawless. Gorgeous. Beautiful. On fleek. Perfection.”
26. “Murder is kinda against the law you know.”
27. “If you want me to run errands, just say so like a normal person.”
28. “It’s Saturday. There’s no class to skip.”
29. “Living with you drama queens is like having my own personal reality tv show.”
30. “Well, well, well, look who came to me for help.”
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