Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

“Manley’s orphanage, you make ‘em we take ‘em.”

the phrase “when pigs fly” is very outdated because the police have helicopters

​this worked last night lets go for round two

now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…

sometimes i wonder if this website is okay

my hero

I need @xxbatchmonkeyxx to read this You have to read this This is wonderful