I'm dank, the bugs are dank, everything is a shitpost.

I can't believe my first kudos came from fucking Macklemore.

You fool, he's trying to warn you. There are terrors in this town beyond your comprehension... Get out... While you still can...

The new Animal Crossing looks amazing!

Whatever you do, do NOT allow him to roam free. He may look as though he has reached the pinnacle of desperation, but it’s all part of his plan.

Nope, sorry, but your opinions are wrong.  You’re thinking of the surgeon fish from Finding Memo.  The “fruit” is duoryans.

You know, I'm genuinely stumped. I want to say email Nintendo's customer support, but I'm not sure if that's the best/fastest way to go. Anyone else know?

The true reason amiibo are kept in plastic containers isn’t to display them on shelves or anything you might believe. It’s to keep them from escaping and wreaking havoc on the earth. This Digby has made an attempt to escape. Fortunately for us, he has failed for now. However, it is only a matter of time before he makes it out and begins his reign of destruction.