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Claire: To get myself a gift ‘cause SOMEBODY didn’t get me one!
Jim: I told you I did! It’s coming here on Friday!
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Jim: Where are you going?
Claire: To get myself a gift ‘cause SOMEBODY didn’t get me one!
Jim: I told you I did! It’s coming here on Friday!
Toby, knowing full well that Jim got Claire an engagement ring: *eating popcorn*

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Aja, struggling to keep upright in her 1 inch heels: Yeah, I don’t really think heels are for me.
Claire, pointing at her and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
Claire: I was voted “friendliest classmate” in high school.
Toby: I was voted “most likely to become a clown.”
Jim: Ha! You think that’s bad? I was voted “most likely to get rabies.”
Steve: Don’t worry, I have a permit!
Jim: This just says “I can do what I want.”
Toby: We are thick as thieves!
Jim: Okay.
Toby: As juicy as burglars!
Jim: Stop.
Toby: Just a couple of dummy thicc steal-y bois!

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Jim: So does anyone have any healthy stress outlets?
Claire: Screaming.
Aja: Violence.
Krel: Tea.
Toby: Also violence.
Jim: …Okay, so we’ve got tea.
Toby: Eli’s refusing to wear his glasses!
Eli: Toby, look, I wore glasses for a day. My eyes are much better now. Watch.
Eli: *points to Aja* Aja.
Eli: *points to Krel* Krel.
Eli: *points to Steve* Sasquatch.
Aja: Why aren't there adult-sized playgrounds? Like, everything is the same as a kids playground, but bigger. Why do we not have those?
Jim: Theme parks. Just theme parks.
Toby: But you have to pay for theme parks.
Claire: That's the adult part.
Krel: Kleb.
'Can I copy the homework?'
Claire: I can help you with it!
Jim: Yeah, sure.
Toby: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Krel: lol nope.
Steve: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Aja: *Read 5:55pm*
Mary: *opens the door and sees Jim and Douxie standing there*
Mary: Claire, your boyfriends are here!

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Krel: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Steve: Not if they consent to it.
Aja: Depends on who you’re stabbing.
Eli: YES??!!
Claire: As your best friend-
Toby: Jim is my best friend.
Claire, holding a knife: As your best friend-
Krel: I just ended a four year relationship. Jim: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay? Krel: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship. *Steve and Aja fighting from across the room*
Jim: We have to get to a hospital and we have to get there fast!
Blinky: Then I should drive.
Toby: Why you?
Blinky: I have nothing to live for, and I drive like it.
Jim: Okay, let’s do it.
[cut to]
Everyone: *in the car screaming*
Jim: Wait, I hear crying! Oh, it’s just me!

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Claire: Can I have a private talk with you?
Aja: Okay, as long as it’s not about tampons because I just don’t understand them.
Jim: Hold up. So you’re Steve’s girlfriend?
Aja: I am.
Steve: She is.
Jim: Interesting. WHY?!