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the most evil person alive would like to start their career in mental health

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

creature fact: you have just been bited

hey sorry. can you stand a little further back and we try again

being 13 was crazy cuz it's like no one is coming to save you. there's only one option and it's to read about band guys having gay sex

When i was 13 i decided to become penpals with the surviving members of the heavens gate cult who were still maintaining their email/website/book sales and they responded to me a couple of times before my mom found out and i genuinely couldnt fathom why she would be upset with me

there’s a war between Sucking and Fucking

love the phrase 'methinks'. me does think. thinketh me do.

Fucked up that if you make a minor social blunder you can't ask the person if they hate you forever now because that within itself is another social blunder

crossing my arms & going hmph about some things currently

my final act of love will have casualties

just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around

I also reblog this guys dead wife.

I just made a very funny gif but I dont know if you guys are ready for it