“I’d normally say get off your butt and go do something outside, but I love My strange addiction so you get a pass.”

“You must be my kind of people. How could anybody turn away from watching a woman eat her own mattress- or somebody whose addicted to dressing up as a pony? Quality TV at its finest.”

“Very true. I finally got a day off work, so time to just relax for a bit,” he agreed with a nod.

“Working on the weekend is the absolute worst- especially if it’s a morning shift. I love my sleep. Where do you work?”