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Origami Around
Sade Olutola
todays bird

PR's Tumblrdome

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

Janaina Medeiros
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
sheepfilms
occasionally subtle

roma★

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Misplaced Lens Cap
YOU ARE THE REASON
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

#extradirty
KIROKAZE

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@acetrainerjen
Person: Ugh? You’re ace?? That is such a turn-off
Aces:

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Happy Pride Month to all of my fellow aces!! 🖤🩶🤍💜
one genre of fanfiction that seems to have mostly disappeared since i became an adult is shenanigans-type fics. like not exactly crack but just "the gang goes to 7-11" type, extremely low-stakes plot stories. the beach episodes of fanfiction. i just feel like i don't see those around so much anymore. whered they go. i miss them :(
Thinking about John Tucker baking you a birthday cake each year. Outdoing himself every time. The guys are banned from the kitchen whilst he bakes and decorates it. King of flavours, he knows the perfect blend and picks out some of your faves.
He’s also got a side job making boxed cakes and brownies. Called Tucker in.
Bonus cake for you passing your exams. Knew my baby would ace her tests written in fancy buttercream icing.
Vs
You baking him a lopsided cake the first time you celebrate his birthday with him. Ready mix icing and sprinkles. He loves it though, keeps Polaroids of your disastrous bakes in a scrap book. Keeps the leftover slices in his bedroom so he can eat them instead of the guys.
The second year you up your game. You spend more time shadowing him in the kitchen and baking with him. Well any excuse to have his hands guiding yours as you pipe on icing. You may have got distracted and forgot the cake was in the oven. Which ended up with him trying to clear the smoke out downstairs, icing still on his chest where you used it in the bedroom.
he's gonna die one day soon and it wont fix everything but it'll feel great and the whole world is gonna fucking party together

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literally what would we do without gif makers thank you gif makers THANK YOU GIFMAKERS i love nothing more than to watch a tiny moment of a scene loop over and over and over the world is so beautiful
ai this ai that how about we invent a printer that works first
“Your days are numbered” yeah it’s called a calendar you fucking idiot.
repeating this to myself forever and ever
When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.
Wait that’s actually really good, gonna pop this out of the tags
Not the citrus scale I was looking for but I like it

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but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*
“but I stay silly!”
Reblog you stay silly
Floating face down in a blank word document file, while not physically possible, is nevertheless a tangible authorial state.
"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!
VAGINA!!!!
“There aren’t enough hours in a day.” There are actually. The problem is that we think 40 hour work weeks are an unavoidable fact of life.
The problem is that everyone has to work 8 hours, pretty much no exceptions, and with getting ready time + (unpaid) lunch + commute, “8 hours” is actually anywhere between 9 and 12, every single day, with more work to do when you get home because our society and culture was built around having one member of the household home full time and nothing has changed now that almost everyone works.
No wonder Americans are reliant on DoorDash and fast food, there’s no time or energy to cook. No one wonder mental and physical health are in shambles, many just spent all day sitting in fluorescent lights with little to no stimulation. “Just wake up earlier” “Just meal prep”… these are ok short-term, individual solutions, but the broader, systemic issue is obvious. We aren’t built for this. There’s no work-life balance. Genuinely, I think if our culture could normalize a shorter work week, many individuals’ biggest problems would simply evaporate.
Everyone is fighting a tough battle so reblog to give previous a sword 🗡️

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”with shapes.inc you can talk to your ocs!!” Dumbass. I’m already talking to them. In my head. “B-bbut what about your favourite charac-“ skill issue. In my head as well. get fucked.
reblog if you're an actual person IRL who gets genuinely upset if you catch someone using ChatGPT and view it as a serious moral failing