Something Funny

i just realized that Qifrey did the exact opposite of hoping a baby will save the marriage. maybe a kid will make us miserable. oops no wait i love the kid and you still love me. well maybe one more will do. maybe just one more. maybe just one m

Thinking about what a power move it would be for a trans man to name himself *father’s name* junior…. like yeah dad I’m your son right?

I just know that at least once Olruggio caught Qifrey sleeping in some weird cold uncomfortable spot and draped his own cloak over him and when Qifrey woke up burrowed under a soft, Olly-scented weighted blanket it almost killed him

I need to press his bruises like it’s his gspot

Fever is a hilarious immune response. Our bodies tell the disease “hey, wanna see which one of us dies of overheating first? No? Too bad.” and honestly they’re not even the winners a decent chunk of the time but it works often enough that we never evolved it away or anything. Fantastic work.

The Asian honeybee deals with hornets entering their hive by dogpiling the intruder and rubbing against each other, producing heat through friction. Hornets have like two degrees Celsius less heat tolerance than bees, so the bees survive and the hornet dies.

They also do that because the Germans voted for it

elphaba turning to religious imagery of st glinda but turning away from the actual glinda is so. like she's so terrified of losing the real glinda or being rejected by her (re: caprice in the pines). she's scared of glinda ending up like melena (dissatisfied depressed socialite) or fiyero (dead by association), but she's also scared of facing the glinda she left behind for fear that she's lost her to high society (a fear that's seemingly confirmed in their colwen grounds reunion). she turns her back on glinda and goes to st glinda for comfort so she won't have to feel rejected by her again