Ghostbat Truther

agnostic comic book reader: no one knows why there has never been a good jason todd comic book issue

never try to date or find connections, only read comics. nothing else is important

youd think a film described as the "rom-com version of the purge" would be sexier maybe but no its just about a world where straight people can only have sex once a year. and levar burton is in it.

"it is implied that gay sex successfully operates outside of the mandate," well thank god for that

when i reblog something for a mutual and they reblog it from somewhere else #WELCOMEHOMECHEATER

batgirl 2000 omnibus will be announced by the end of the year trust me. trust me. i will make it happen you have to just trust me.

OH MY GOD????????? OH MY GOD.

saw a post letting people know that your ao3 bookmarks are viewable on your account unless you make them private, which suggests that the median ao3 user does not use ao3 in what i will call 'the optimum fic-finding treadmill' where you find a fic author you like and look through their bookmarks to find more fics that are good and then look through that author's bookmarks for even more good fics. like a conga line of great but extremely specific tastes. or one of those chessboard rice doubling analogies and oh no that is a LOT of ao3 tabs.

the unbreakable connection between me and a song I heard in a fanvid over ten years ago

when i was 13 i made up a group of ocs who were gifted the ability to teleport but with caveats that made it really irritating for them and everyone else. i can’t remember all of them but two. one of them could only pass from place to place through water. they could jump into something as small as a cup of tea and come out the other side through a puddle or something but notably they did get wet. so any time they teleported anywhere they arrived soaking wet. they had to go everywhere with a waterproof paddling bag as a purse. the other could only teleport between occupied bathrooms. any bathroom in the world was fine but it had to be in use. they could just ask a friend to go in first and cheat it that way but in an emergency they’d just have to barge in on someone with their eyes closed and yell “SORRY! SORRY!” and disappear immediately from existence.