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i enjoy the simple things in life like sleeping, daydreaming, ignoring reality, listening to music, being delusional, recklessly spending my cash, being a disappointment to my family and eating fruits

You gotta walk in rooms like God sent you

as a punishment.

to the people already there

what they dont tell you about those little hand baskets in the grocery store is if you put enough things in them they get heavy

One thing you gotta know about me is that I do not answer the phone

genuinely sorry for the people who tried to talk to me and were disappointed by how uncool i am

Around here we support slackers, cheaters, underachievers, and, especially, burnouts

i be in my head more than I be on earth.

i'm going to the gas station does anyone want me

Did you mean to say want something

no

I hope no one lowkey hates me. Highkey hate me. Hate me with every fiber of your being. Go big or go home