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"why do you ship those characters? they haven't talked as much as my ship" well, for the same reason why I still think fondly back to the prix fixe four course dinner I had with friends one night over a decade ago after I'd road-tripped across the country to visit them, but I don't spend time reminiscing about the countless times I've eaten chips from the gas station in my car.

[ID: Brian David Gilbert sits on a couch reading from a Halo novel. Brian: "Reach was one of the few places that John considered safe from the Covenant. His home would not fall..." A closeup of the book title, The Fall of Reach, by Eric Nylund. A closeup of Brian saying "Uh oh, John." END ID]

There needs to be 400 hours in the day so I have more time to do fuck all

8 hours for work, 8 hours for sleep, 384 hours for what we will...

asked the kids about the site theyre playing emulated pokemon fire red on and they straight up said its illegal and that the guy who made it is a criminal. im glad the kids are knowingly seeking out and playing illegally emulated copies of nintendo games online

kids deliberately breaking petty laws is a good thing cause it's building the foundation for understanding that law is not morality, and that those caught up in the justice system are not necessarily bad people

unpopular opinion but i like it when tv shows have women in them

most important thing to remember about being a woman is if youre married you have to go under the covers with your husband and laugh cutely and play wrestle so when you die to progress the narrative he can remember it in slow motion montages

arthur is so dramatic right from the jump too. merlin's like "don't fight the dude with the magic snake shield. you'll die." and arthur straight up is like "okay then i'll die." what a chad.

i love when a villain is like "ahhh what a ROTTEN day" but they mean that it's good and they're just saying it like that because they arbitrarily like when things are bad

sisko's ~flaw~ is his readiness to bend the rules. it allows him to successfully navigate situations where less flexible captains wouldn't stand a chance. it also means that his own principles become murky bendable and optional. hundreds of small deals with the devil and you have to very careful to balance on the edge

he's a mediator between all the main characters. in a way he's always on everyone's side & agreeing with all, mellowing them and smoothing their rough edges but finding value in everyone's worldview and approaches and using them to reach a common goal. I am just describing a good leader ik but he's like a leader par excellence.

Saw someone calling HOT TO GO "YMCA for gay people" and like. I get what you're saying but. Have you actually listened to YMCA

it’s kinda fucked up that you’re only an age for a year. I didn’t know how to be 23 yet, let me try again

god this scene i haven’t written would be so emotional if it came with 50k words of context i also haven’t written

lying in bed for an hour and a half after waking up should not pass time in my opinion