who the fuck shaves their legs everyday?

i’m such an asshole but i’m also a very kind-hearted person who likes making ppl happy and if i love you i will love you with all my heart and all my soul but then i’m also such an asshole

OH MY GOD

wHAT

…I’m not touching that pizza…

Oh LAWD

perfect gif usage

Wtf I can’t stop laughing

I am gasping for air, I’m laughing so hard. Especially with the above gif xD

Oh fuckin hell

Anxiety.

this is exactly what social anxiety is like, and it’s not fun at all.

pockets

Fucking pockets

for people who do not speak english natively, it says “minimum” in cursive

english is my only language and I couldn’t read that

mumumumum

fucking get down here and fight me

it’s gotten to the point where i cant even call what im doing “procrastinating” anymore, i should just be calling it “jeopardizing my future”