Anything-and-Everything

remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif

2020 is truly the year of Anything Can and Will Happen

in september pangea will reform

friend who lives hundreds of miles away: yes

It's always when guys get high that they admit that they're not totally straight, this guy did a speed run

love to be paid a leather pouch heavy with coin that makes a satisfying clink as the mysterious stranger sets it down meaningfully on the oaken table

As a Target cashier who had a guest pay $53 all in quarters yesterday, no you don't

He did her right

Imagine being at Quiznos and seeing a whole-ass coyote blocking the drinks

If you genuinely enjoy being alone, do you ever wonder if it is an inherent part of your character or if it stems from feeling inescapably lonely in the first place until you taught yourself to enjoy the peace and happiness one can find in solitude? what if the reason you now prefer & choose solitude at every turn is because you were a very lonely child, or teenager, not by your own choice, and that’s how you learnt to thrive and grow, so you no longer know if you can do that around people? There might also be an element of personal pride, an unconscious “you can’t fire me I quit” point when your brain decided to switch your feelings about solitude from distress to relief. I often find myself defending my love of being alone, to people who worry that I can’t possibly be happy to live in an isolated house in the woods; I insist that I do! I really do specifically enjoy the isolated factor and chose to live here because of it, but then I wonder how to differentiate an ingrained love of solitude from an acquired ability to thrive off unchosen loneliness, to learn from it and be nourished by it; to what extent it might be a form of contentment built on a bedrock of resignation.

don’t… do this

My entire life condensed into one sentence.

Literally lost this post and had to scroll way the fuck back down my dash to find it again and rb because I’m going to cry over it. Yes I know, I cry over everything these days, fuck off. I literally just started halfway coming out to people in my real life this week and this shit is fucking validating.

im so tired but ill probably be awake until 3 am for no reason

The inner machinations of her mind are an enigma

She haves a picture from the christmas party

Why did 1925 people get 1000% cooler product packaging than we do

when crack is allowed in literally everything people get creative