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Regina tried to kill Snow, Charming, and Emma

Rumple tried to kill everyone except Belle, Henry, and Neal

Hook (arguably) tried to kill Emma

Regina tried to kill Hook

Snow killed Regina’s mother

Rumple killed Hook’s girlfriend and his own wife

Regina killed Emma’s potential boyfriend and her own lover

Archie killed Marco’s parents

Charming killed Hook

Arthur killed Hook

Emma killed Hook

Snow and Charming almost killed Regina

Emma almost killed Lily

Lily wanted to kill Snow and Charming

Henry inadvertently almost got Snow, Charming, Hook, and Zelena killed when he destroyed magic

Zelena indirectly killed Neal

pretty much everyone has injured, or tried to injure, each other, including True Love couples; Snow scarred Charming, Emma knocked Hook out, Rumple manhandled Belle

Emma locked Hook up, Hook locked Emma up, Rumple locked Belle up, Regina froze Robin, Snow trapped Charming in a net, Regina locked Emma up, Graham locked Emma up, Emma locked Snow up

Summary: Charming Explores hooks closet aboard the Jolly Rodger. “Stupid pirate pushing me in the water, ugh now I have to wear pirate clothes” mumbled a wet charming as he opened the top closet inside the captains quarters “What tha?” charming said as he looked at the perfectly arranged closet “I know hook has a neatness problem but this is just ridiculous… and know I’m talking to myself, great” charming mumbled and with a weary expression he started to go through the closet. Along the left were 2 coats his normal pirate one and the one from the trip to Camelot “why does he still have this?” Next was about 6 different vests then about 15 identical frilly pirate shirts, that charming couldn’t help but laugh at. Then there where 3 modern vest once again all the same “hook really likes consistency” Next up where the modern shirts “FINALLY!!” charming exclaimed. There where about 15 different shirts all different patterns in dark blues as well as a purple one with massive roses on it that charming couldn’t help but crack up laughing at “why has he never worn this? He is never going to live this down” charming chuckled after putting the shirt back and grabbing a blue one to wear. Next charming came across a grey t-shirt “wow he owns something that doesn’t show chest hair SHOCKER” after pulling it out he realised why he had never seen it before along the front was the massive face of the Disney’s captain hook “bet henry gave this to him.” Still laughing he went onto the next piece of clothing which was all girls stuff a leather jacket and a few tops “must be Emma’s” hanging perfectly like it hadn’t been touched in centuries was a perfectly pressed white uniform with a missing jacket: a white button up and white pants. Charming knew what this was it was hooks old navy uniform and decided not to look at it anymore or move it more than he already had. With a sad sigh charming closed the doors and moved to the ones directly underneath “ah the pants” going through the neat shelves he realised there were about 25 pants and 15 of them were leather the rest where dark skinny jeans as well as a few girl jeans and girl pyjama pants “does hook seriously not have any comfortable pants?” grabbing the loosest jeans he could find, he rolled his eyes as he put on the very tight jeans and looked at himself in the mirror. “well snow is going to enjoy these they make my butt look great.” underneath those where 6 pairs of shoes two were black boots and a pair of black converse. The other 3 were obviously Emma’s one pair of thongs, boots and sneakers “thank god Emma and I have the same size feet” grabbing the thongs and putting them by the door to put on later. He wanted to see what else was inside hooks closet