It's Don't-Give-A-Fuck Time

“youre so mean” if you guys werent fucking stupid i wouldnt have to be mean to you. change starts with you

Throwing knives is an mlm hobby, and agent Washington would back me up on that.

Thinkin bout Grif

Sounds fuckin gay dude

Sammy’s asleep, post blasphemous food.

One, don’t call me that, two, I am literally right here.

I’m gonna make weird jello and call it a salad, motherfucker

Catch me putting so much shredded cheese and three torn-up chicken tenders in this tortilla.

Salting your pasta water is for bitches.

imagine stickin ur dick in a freshly poured cup of mcdonalds sprite

Wow, that’s mature.

You call an electrician to fix your sink too, bro?

“Hey, can we not try to convince Lina that being evil is a good idea? That’s an apocalypse waiting to happen.”

Listen, minesweeper, if a bitch wants to be evil, a bitch wants to be evil. Let ‘em.

next time someone upsets you, break their fucking nose and relish in the blood you’ll spill.