Reblog to empower the sigil!

[college ad] High schoolers: You’ve sat in a chair for 4 years. How would you like to do that again, but this time at enormous cost to you?

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

Karma will pop me if I don’t

i got the job :)

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

Damn what eyeliner does she use

Fuck it up Tina!

Summoning the ogrelord

i’m so glad glee is cancelled because we would have had to sit through a prince tribute and a lemonade episode, what a mess that would have been

@electricportcullis @echoesofthealbatross bruhhhhhh

i am a forehead kiss hoe…. give me all the forehead kisses in the world. come on. i’m ready. 

“live fast, die young. bad girls do it well” I sing as I organize my sock drawer before going to bed at 9:30pm on a Friday night

No but this is actually me lmao