Officer Leijon

AC'S SUPER AWESOME INTRODUCTION

CW; radqueer, pro-cc, nepeta IRL, errrmmmmm ya

:33 < hhaihaihai,,, Officer Leijon at your service. Nsft anons are welcomed if they aren't too attached as ac is taken by Roxy Lalonde, acs dear partner. Ac is chronoageless, trans8-14, Cisharmful, cisfemboy + transmale transfem.

:33 < Transchiefcop/police, ac would like to think acs the only cop that isn't a bastard but acs cisharmful.. Looks left and right. Ac is also cistroll, transnekonationality, transneko, transdictator, transrobot, transrobloxhacker, transidolparadored/idol parasocially adored, transfatherfigure.. Etc.

:33 < please keep in mind ac is gay + nh4nh but not attracted to pussy unfortunately 😢😢😢 donot send asks detailing that IF nsft.

:33 < for any warnings please go to https://leijonswarnings.straw.page/

:33 < ac is open to making close friends but is often not compatible with many people as ac is very closed off unless in a group setting, keep this in mind if asking for acs personal contact information like acs discord.

:33 < ac is a yumeshipper, for some reason a lot of doubles like to spam like acs posts especially seen on acs old tumblr.. You are not asserting dominance, ac does not care, you look like a dog pissing to mark territory and it's very cringe, just block ac.

:33 < that being said, acs (homestuck) yumeships are Eridan, Dave, Dirk, Sollux and Kankri. Ac says doubles can interact but ac will likely not want to hear your gushing. Ac also asks no Roxy Lalonde kins or yumeshippers interact as that is acs real boyfriend and not a yumeship, not a gachikoi thing either, ac is dating a Roxy Lalonde kin.

:33 < Ac posts very minimally aside from responding to asks.. So don't expect tm.

Today ac played Minecraft with boyfriend. This is ac when we built a portal

And this is ac + Roxy with the tre

Oh and this is us with our first diamond awww

Roxy took all these photos thank mew my love

Yumestealing refers to the act of "stealing" someone's f/o

Yumestealers may steal an f/o because they like hoarding, or just because they like stealing.

Inspired by uhh those *steals your gender* memes

If this has already been coined consider it an alt

Block that anti friend

Block that double friend

Block that friend who crosses your boundaries

Block that friend that inconveniences you in any way

If they try come back on an alt, block that too

You don't owe them an explanation

You owe yourself peace of mind

Yes it can be hard to lose someone you love

But trust me it's freeing.

Drop

That

Friend

:33 < being a bad pawtner is a red flag ac drops pawple for often.. And while ac does exempt a few small situations, if mewr only reason is that mewr not ready in some way, then don't date. Ac thinks it's not hard to text once in a while, play games or at the least announce mewr existence once a week...

:33 < hot take? Ac is unsure. This take is cold to ac but ac sees how this could be a hot take to sometrolls