Into the Abyss

𝐛 = 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 (𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐛𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝? 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭?)

she makes for one of the greatest best friends you could ever have. total confidence is the name of her game: whether it’s your darkest fear or a silly dream you had, nami will never breathe a word about it to anyone else. she’ll also splurge on you a little whenever you go to shore for a little shopping. if your life is ever in danger, nami is there fighting at your side.

𝐜 = 𝐜𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐞𝐬 (𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐞? 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐞?)

nami won’t cuddle in public—not at first anyway—and even after she’s settled into her relationship, cuddling will still mostly take place behind closed doors. she prefers to be the big spoon in all things and likes the sensation of your hair tickling her chin even if you’re much taller than she is. 

𝐝 = 𝐝𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 (𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧? 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠?)

bell-mère was self-sufficient, and she did her best to pass that self-sufficiency onto her daughters. because of that, nami knows how to cook and clean. she’s a little out-of-practice with the former—arlong had his own chef, and of course there’s sanji for the mugiwara—but she can make just about anything if she has a recipe or set of steps to follow. she wouldn’t mind settling down at some point, but for now she’s happy to be the best pirate navigator on the seas.

𝐞 = 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 (𝐢𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐮𝐩 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐫, 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐝𝐨 𝐢𝐭?)

there’s a lot of guilt involved when it comes to nami ending a relationship, no matter how long or short it was. if you’re part of the crew, then it’s even harder. she’d want to try and fix the issue before taking any sort of action; if, however, the damage was permanent or there was no more love in it, then she would do it as gently as she could. she might get angry, but she’d do her best to handle things calmly and without a fight.

𝐟 = 𝐟𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞(𝐞) (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭? 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝?)

nami would be pleased to settle down with one person, although marriage is another matter entirely. pirate weddings are easy enough, though rarely recognized by the government, and she would be happy to buy some nice clothing, a pair of matching rings, and have a ceremony on the bow of the going merry or thousand sunny. it wouldn’t be until after the two-year timeskip, however. 

𝐠 = 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐞 (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲, 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐩𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲?)

with a partner, nami is equal parts gentle and tough. she wants what’s best for you, and does what she can to make sure that you’re happy and comfortable. she does have a temper, which is something to keep in mind. her love can be a sharp-tongued lashing or a gentle kiss on the forehead, depending on the situation. physically, she’s never violent towards any partner, even playfully so, and handles them with the utmost care.

𝐡 = 𝐡𝐮𝐠𝐬 (𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐡𝐮𝐠𝐬? 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐨𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐝𝐨 𝐢𝐭? 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐡𝐮𝐠𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞?)

nami likes hugs and is always giving them casually, at least where her partner is concerned. a quick arm around the shoulders in passing, a little squeeze when you first get up in the morning, she enjoys showing you affection and receiving it in turn. it’s also the most she’s comfortable doing in public, so it’s the easiest way to reaffirm that she loves you and wants you close. her hugs are warm and firm, with a bit more pressure just before she lets go.

𝐢 = 𝐢 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥-𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝?)

it takes a long time for nami to build up to saying that she loves you. it’s nothing personal, just a result of the trauma she’s suffered and her own fear of losing the ones she loves. when she does say it, it’s done almost shyly. a hug, the press of her cheek to yours, the words mumbled out in a huff. ask her to repeat it, and she will, though she won’t quite be able to look you in the eyes.

𝐣 = 𝐣𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐲 (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐣𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐠𝐞𝐭? 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐝𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲’𝐫𝐞 𝐣𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐬?)

her partner will always be the most precious of her treasure, and her protectiveness and unwillingness to share is only a natural side effect of that. she isn’t possessive and has no issues when it comes to you spending time with anyone else, but she doesn’t tolerate other people trying to take you away from her. the ones unlucky enough to flirt with you in her presence are quick to receive a dressing down and the full effects of her temper. it’s never directed at you.

𝐤 = 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬 (𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞? 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮? 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝?)

nami’s kisses tend to be playful: quick pecks on the cheek or lips in passing, a little nibble on your earlobe to make you blush, it’s all harmless and charming and easy. in the more quiet and intimate moments, her kisses linger on your skin. she doesn’t have a particularly favorite place to press her lips—all of you is sacred to her—but you can gain an upper hand if you kiss her shoulder just above her tattoo.

𝐥 = 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬 (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐧?)

she doesn’t have much patience for children, although she tries her best. most of her life was spent with kids calling her a witch because of her service under arlong, and some of that bitterness remains long after she’s no longer trapped under his rule. she’ll be polite, but too much time with them wears her nerves thin.

𝐦 = 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦?)

nami is up early and likes to have a cup of coffee on deck while she feels out the weather and the currents. she doesn’t linger in bed; if she does, her routine is thrown off quite a bit, so it’s easiest to get up with her and join her for her morning charts. she’ll spend most of the time chatting about the wind and the temperature and what all of it means, but if you just curl up with a blanket and doze back off she doesn’t mind letting you sleep on her lap.

𝐧 = 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦?)

because private time is so limited while out at sea, the night is when nami is at her most physically affectionate. she wants to shower with you and to go to bed at the same time so she can soak up as much of you as she can before daylight comes and the ship comes alive. her favorite way to fall asleep is tangled with you, your heartbeat under her ear.

𝐨 = 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧 (𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐬? 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭 𝐚 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐬𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐥𝐲?)

once arlong is no longer a threat to her, nami is incredibly honest at every opportunity. she rarely lies, unless it’s to an opponent, and what dishonesty she does engage in is always short-lived and easy to see through. she doesn’t have much to hide, and tends to wear her heart on her sleeve.

𝐩 = 𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲?)

she’s notoriously short-tempered when it comes to the antics of some of her crew—particularly the men—but with a partner she’s far more patient. she doesn’t like to argue with you, or to stew on things, so she tries to handle any disagreements as soon as they crop up so there’s no lingering frustration. you’ll hear her shout, but it will never be at you unless you’re doing something monumentally dangerous. standing in front of a canon, say, or diving into the sea if you’re a devil fruit user.

𝐪 = 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐳𝐳𝐞𝐬 (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮? 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐨𝐫 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠?)

nami remembers a good deal, but she isn’t going to recall every little detail of everything you’ve said unless she writes it down somewhere. she knows the important things: what you like, what you dislike, your birthday, your anniversary, etc. what’s a little strange is the details she does remember. you swear that you mentioned preferring a certain sort of toothbrush once, in passing and half in jest, yet that’s the kind she always gets for you. 

𝐫 = 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 (𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩?)

her favorite moment in her relationship with you is the moment she realized that she loved you. there were no fireworks, it wasn’t an oh moment. you were seated on the deck, doing something that you do every single day, and the sheer warmth and contentment she felt being in your presence was enough for her. second to that is when you admitted your own feelings, but she’ll always remember the scent of the sea and the soft lull of your voice and the sunlight in your hair.

𝐬 = 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲 (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲? 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮? 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝?)

nami is protective, though she does her best not to smother you or treat you like you can’t handle yourself. she’s always lending an ear, keeping an eye on you, ready to be at your side in an instant if she thinks you need her assistance. in battle, she tries to stay as close to you as she can, particularly if you’re on the weaker side when it comes to combat.

𝐭 = 𝐭𝐫𝐲 (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐞𝐟𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐩𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬, 𝐠𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐬, 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐬?)

she goes all out for anniversaries and gifts. nami loves you so much, and gift-giving is her primary love language after quality time, so she can spend days selecting the perfect things for you. dates are given the same priority, with her planning everything to give you the perfect experience. day-to-day, she’s a hard worker who does what she can to make sure that everything runs smoothly aboard the ship.

𝐮 = 𝐮𝐠𝐥𝐲 (𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐬?)

while it’s never directed at you, you will have to learn how to manage her anger. nami is easily frustrated, particularly by certain members of her crew, and the days where she doesn’t shout at one of them are rarer than the days where she does. if you’re upset by it, she’ll work on handling herself in a more conductive and healthy way so she doesn’t cause you discomfort. 

𝐯 = 𝐯𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲 (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐬?)

she knows that she’s beautiful, but she doesn’t spend hours preening or talking about it. most of her vanity is shown by her shower routine, which involves a fair bit of pampering, but nami isn’t afraid to get dirty if she needs to, and she’s never been self-obsessed with her image. what’s most important to her is being comfortable, even if her idea of comfortable clothing can skew towards being revealing.

𝐰 = 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞 (𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮?)

nami has experienced loss, but that never makes it any easier. if you’re out for the day or occupied somewhere else on the ship, then she’s fine. if you leave, or die, or disappear, then she isn’t. she misses you and thinks of you no matter how long you’ve been apart. eventually she would start to heal, although there would always be that empty place where you used to reside.

𝐱 = 𝐱𝐭𝐫𝐚 (𝐚 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦)

she smells like citrus, honey, and some vague spice. it’s a tantalizing combination created by the products she meticulously selected.

𝐲 = 𝐲𝐮𝐜𝐤 (𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧’𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞, 𝐞𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐨𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐫?)

stealing from her, lying to her, treating her as though she’s less than for whatever reason, being cruel to others, attacking her crewmates, and/or mocking her or the ones she cares about will turn her off in a heartbeat. she doesn’t like slovenly partners either, nor those who take what they have for granted.

𝐳 = 𝐳𝐳𝐳 (𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐬?)

𝐛 = 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 (𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐛𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝? 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭?)

as seen with yoruichi, urahara makes for an interesting best friend. he’ll always be pleased to see you no matter how long or short your absence was, and you’ll experience more of his genuine thoughts and wry humor. as for sharing secrets, he has so many of his own that holding onto some of your seems like no problem at all. just expect a fair bit of annoyance from some of his antics.

𝐜 = 𝐜𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐞𝐬 (𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐞? 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐞?)

he won’t say that he enjoys cuddling with his partner, but it’s clear in how eagerly he rearranges himself if they ask. urahara makes space, and makes himself as enticing a pillow as he can be in the hopes of extending how long you’re in his arms. he’ll cop a feel—he’s shameless enough that it doesn’t bother him to do it—and then make up for it by stroking your hair.

𝐝 = 𝐝𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 (𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧? 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠?)

between being born in the rukongai and then cast into the world of the living, urahara picked up a fair number of skills essential to keeping a tidy household. tessai does most of the work, but urahara isn’t above lending a hand or doing a chore if he’s the first to notice it. he can cook simple dishes, perhaps one or two more extravagant ones. as for settling down, he’d have to meet the right person.

𝐞 = 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 (𝐢𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐮𝐩 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐫, 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐝𝐨 𝐢𝐭?)

he’d announce his decision with a completely unaffected air and leave no room for arguments. no matter his reasoning for doing so, he has no intentions of walking back due to tears or apologies. he wants a clean break. if you live with him, he’ll give you time to find a place of your own, but that’s the only kindness he’ll extend. he isn’t, however, truly unaffected, and sinks into a depression afterwards that’s noticeable only by his shorter temper and longer naps.

𝐟 = 𝐟𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞(𝐞) (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭? 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝?)

if urahara met the right person, if he truly loved them, he would have them move in with him. a wedding might happen if his partner truly wanted one; he honestly doesn’t care much about it either way, so it’s in your hands. if you did decide on one, he’d ask that it be kept small and simple. he doesn’t need one to know that he’s going to spend the remainder of his life at your side, so it’s only to make you happy.

𝐠 = 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐞 (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲, 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐩𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲?)

he certainly doesn’t handle anyone or anything roughly, combat aside, but his ability to empathize is often ignored in favor of practicality. urahara isn’t intentionally cruel, but there are many times in the beginning where his partner will be upset by him. tell him, and he’ll learn and adjust. his sympathy might come across as a jest, but he truly does love and want the best for you.

𝐡 = 𝐡𝐮𝐠𝐬 (𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐡𝐮𝐠𝐬? 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐨𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐝𝐨 𝐢𝐭? 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐡𝐮𝐠𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞?)

urahara loves being hugged, and will gladly offer them whenever he thinks you might need or want one. his hugs are warm and solid, and often end with his face in your hair or you tucked under his chin (or vice versa). 

𝐢 = 𝐢 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥-𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝?)

he hardly ever says it, if at all. not because he doesn’t love his partner, but because, as stated earlier, he much prefers to show it through other means. the first time you hear it is three months in when you’re half-asleep, his long limbs caging you and his words slurred with exhaustion, and then it becomes a little more common.

𝐣 = 𝐣𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐲 (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐣𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐠𝐞𝐭? 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐝𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲’𝐫𝐞 𝐣𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐬?)

urahara is a jealous man, though he rarely shows it. the one who brings it out of him the most is, surprisingly, yoruichi. the first time she said that she might just take you for herself, he’d pulled you closer and refuted her in a way that was more taunting that friendly. he isn’t possessive—far from it—and he won’t act on his jealousy or even bring it up aside from a slightly tighter hug, a slightly closer presence.

𝐤 = 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬 (𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞? 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮? 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝?)

his kisses can be teasing things, little more than a brush of his lips against your own, or they can be so passionate that your toes curl. he has a bit of an oral fixation, so he enjoys kissing you solidly on the mouth. aside from that, your chest and the divot between your thigh and hip. he likes to be kissed wherever you want to kiss him, though sometimes he pushes your head towards his throat.

𝐥 = 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬 (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐧?)

he has two of them, so you might assume that urahara is good with children. he isn’t. he handles them, but the way he does so has raised several brows in the past: for example, his gift to kazui on the boy’s first birthday was a ‘toy’ that was fully capable of emitting an ear-piercing shriek. he claimed it was for protection against hollows, but that should give you an idea of how he is around them. he’s definitely the fun uncle, though.

𝐦 = 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦?)

lazy is the best way to describe him in the morning. he wants five more minutes, and those five turn into ten, which turns into an hour, which turns into a side-eye from tessai when he shows up well after the shop has opened. urahara is fond of sleepy morning sex, after which he’ll have coffee with you and either nap while you read the paper or read it over your shoulder.

𝐧 = 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦?)

nights are when urahara comes alive, all of the pent-up frustration and desire emerging. the kids are asleep—more importantly, tessai is asleep—and his room is far enough removed that he can afford to let down his guard and lose himself in your warmth. he likes to bathe with you, though that often goes in circles, and it isn’t uncommon to fall asleep with his cock inside you.

𝐨 = 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧 (𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐬? 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭 𝐚 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐬𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐥𝐲?)

urahara’s secrets have secrets, and those secrets have secrets. he’s a many-layered puzzle of discarded ambition, regret, ingenuity, and self-loathing. he might tell his lover of his time in the soul society, limited of course to his occupation within the seireitei, or he might entertain them with stories from when he first opened the shop. the major things, such as the hogyoku, are his alone until they no longer are and you find out in the worst possible way. he’s more open after that.

𝐩 = 𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲?)

it isn’t so much that urahara is patient as it is that there’s very little that truly upsets him. aizen did, when he stole his work and used it to irrevocably change so many lives, and he was furious with himself for causing so much suffering. however, he has the patience to map out a hundred-year plan, so a short-temper is far from one of his flaws.

𝐪 = 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐳𝐳𝐞𝐬 (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮? 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐨𝐫 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠?)

he might not seem to, but urahara remembers every word you’ve ever spoken to him. he isn’t the sort to use past arguments or the like against you. he simply holds onto them and tucks them away in his memory, and often revisits them at night to pick them apart and see where he went wrong. you could quiz him on the tiniest detail about you or your life, and he’d have the answer. whether he’d immediately say it or fluster you by pretending he doesn’t know for a little while is another story.

𝐫 = 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 (𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩?)

after the war, when everyone was recovering, urahara spent months recuperating even after inoue healed him. he’d taken so much damage between askin and his own bankai, and some of the scars never healed. he thought that you would leave him when you looked at his face and saw the stiches, but you’d only cried and held him because he was alive and he was home. 

𝐬 = 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲 (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲? 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮? 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝?)

you’re important to him, and so he’d do anything for you. if you’re a soul reaper/quincy/fullbringer/etc., then he’ll mostly leave you to your own battles, keeping a watchful eye all the same in case you need him. if you’re human, and one without any powers aside from perhaps the ability to see ghosts, then he’s much more observant and on guard. compared to him, you are so fragile and he is so, so afraid of losing you. he does his best not to overstep, but you might need to set some firm boundaries at the start until he adjusts.

𝐭 = 𝐭𝐫𝐲 (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐞𝐟𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐩𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬, 𝐠𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐬, 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐬?)

urahara puts in the required amount of effort when it comes to things like keeping his shop running and doing chores. dates are often simple, yet tailored to your exact tastes, as are anniversary activities and gifts. he knows what you like and will do his best to plan or find something for you. he’s intelligent, and your presence is the antidote to his usual lethargy.

𝐮 = 𝐮𝐠𝐥𝐲 (𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐬?)

his dishonesty. he never outright lies, at least not to you, but he holds his cards close to his chest and lying by omission is something that you’ll have to hold him accountable for if you ever want him to change. 

𝐯 = 𝐯𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲 (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐬?)

he doesn’t care. urahara wears the same outfit every single day, and has for at least two decades. he’ll dress up if you ask him to, but aside from keeping himself clean and groomed, he doesn’t pay it much thought.

𝐰 = 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞 (𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮?)

yes. if urahara loves you, then you are a part of him. whether you leave, or die, or he ends things, that part of you will always be gone. he’s not so dramatic as to be upset—or even play at upset—if you have things to do that don’t involve him, but a longer-term or permanent separation would hurt him.

𝐱 = 𝐱𝐭𝐫𝐚 (𝐚 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦)

he smells like soap and black tea.

𝐲 = 𝐲𝐮𝐜𝐤 (𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧’𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞, 𝐞𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐨𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐫?)

it’s hard to find something he doesn’t like, aside from actual people. i do think he has some morals, so hurting children or the less fortunate would make him unhappy. one of the reasons he dislikes himself is because of how he used others for so long in a bid to stop aizen; behavior like that leaves a bitter taste in his mouth.

𝐳 = 𝐳𝐳𝐳 (𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐬?)

𝐛 = 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 (𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐫’𝐬)

short, tall, chubby, thin, no matter what sort of body type his partner might have, urahara is guaranteed to love their ass. he likes watching it when taking them from behind, or when they’re riding him, or just sneaking a grab while tending to the shop. you could be flat as a pancake, too. he doesn’t care. it’s an ass. more importantly, it’s your ass.

𝐜 = 𝐜𝐮𝐦 (𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐜𝐮𝐦, 𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲)

his cum is a little salty and a little musky, but bland enough that you have no trouble swallowing it at all. which he’d prefer you do, unless you want him spilling it on your thighs or lower back; he won’t cum inside you without a condom on (two children are enough for him), and he likes how you look covered in it, but he also dislikes the waste.

𝐝 = 𝐝𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭 (𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲, 𝐚 𝐝𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐬)

urahara has a fantasy of fucking you beneath the kotatsu he brings out into the shop when it’s winter. he won’t, because ururu and jinta are often around and tessai is always nearby, but if he ever had the opportunity and the time to use your body as a cockwarmer while customers perused the wares, he’d do so in a heartbeat.

𝐞 = 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲? 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲’𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠?)

he’s been alive for quite some time, so he’s got plenty of experience. the only issue is that most of that experience is with one person—yoruichi—and what she likes is quite different from what someone else might enjoy. you won’t have to take him back to the basics, but he will have to unlearn and relearn a few things along the way. it doesn’t bother him too much. he might even start teasing you by calling you sensei, at least for a while.

𝐟 = 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 (𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠)

doggy, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, he favors positions that give you the illusion of control without actually letting you have it. the fact that two of those three give him unrestricted access to the ass he loves so much is only a bonus to having you turn to putty in his hands.

𝐠 = 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐟𝐲 (𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭? 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐬? 𝐞𝐭𝐜.)

urahara swears that he’s serious, you’d say that he’s the most unserious partner you’ve ever had. there’s just something about him that lingers on that edge between playful and sadistic: the way he looks at you, speaks to you, even when he’s balls deep inside of you. is his praise genuine? is he actually going to let you finish? are his hands at your throat a promise or a threat? deep down, even he doesn’t have those answers.

𝐡 = 𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫 (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲? 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐩𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐞𝐬? 𝐞𝐭𝐜.)

urarahara takes an electric razor to his pubes about once a moth, and then just trims up every week or so until he feels the need to break out the razor again. they do match his hair, being only a shade or two darker.

𝐢 = 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐜𝐲 (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐝𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭? 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐚𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭)

much like the question of whether or not he takes sex seriously, his intimacy is another huge question mark in every relationship he has. his touches linger, he’s loathe to finish too quickly, but sometimes that feels more like he’s just being an ass than anything else. that is, however, where his love for you lives. that connection when your bodies are flush and he can feel your heartbeat against his tongue makes him come alive, and you’ll never hear the devotion he mouths against your pulse.

𝐣 = 𝐣𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐟𝐟 (𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧)

urahara jacks off maybe once or twice a week unless he’s going through a particularly high-strung period, during which the frequency ups to every other day. with a partner, he’s less likely to take matters into his own hands unless it’s to tease, and even then there’s other things he’d rather do. 

𝐤 = 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐤 (𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐬)

pet play, somnophilia, bondage, nipple play, light humiliation, orgasm control and denial, impact play, and praise are all things that urahara enjoys and, with your consent, works into almost every encounter to some degree. 

𝐥 = 𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 (𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐨)

his bedroom. it’s the only place that he’s guaranteed privacy, and he refuses to allow his children to see him in any sort of sexual situation. if they and tessai are out—or after they move out and if tessai is away, should those things happen—he might close the shop and have a bit of fun in the stockroom or bathroom.

𝐦 = 𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 (𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐨𝐧, 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠)

anything under the sun, but there are certain types of clothing that will have his interest piqued in a heartbeat. wear shorts or a skirt with thigh-high stockings, steal his haori, let him get a glimpse of lace when you kneel down to pick something up; even better, let him see that you’re wearing nothing underneath your outfit. brush up against him when you can, or stretch provocatively in his line of sight. honestly, though, leaning in to whisper that you want him is probably the most effective if you don’t mind being direct and having him tease you for it.

𝐧 = 𝐧𝐨 (𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧’𝐭 𝐝𝐨, 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐬)

actual sex in public or any place that he could be caught is an immediate no when it comes to urahara. a kotatsu in an empty shop is one thing, being in direct risk of being seen is another. he won’t actually hurt his partner either, nor does he want that for himself. he’s a scientist, so he’s used to bodily fluids and functions, but any that involve urine or excrement turns him off.

𝐨 = 𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐥 (𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥, 𝐞𝐭𝐜.)

urahara definitely prefers to receive, but he’ll make sure you’re getting something out of it too. he loves having you teary-eyed and flushed with a vibrator against your clit as you suck him off. when it comes to giving, he’s more talented than you might think. that tongue of his can have you undone in seconds if he really puts his mind to it, and he has what you like memorized by the second time.

𝐩 = 𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐞 (𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡? 𝐬𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐚𝐥? 𝐞𝐭𝐜.)

he’s a tease. fast and rough, but oh, are you about to cum? let’s go a little slower then, wouldn’t want to finish too soon. that’s the sort of thing you can usually expect from him. if he’s in a mood one way or the other, it might just be rough or gentle. and on the rare occasions where he does relinquish control to his partner, it very quickly verges into a needy and near-desperate form of worship.

𝐪 = 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐞 (𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐨𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐞𝐬, 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐨𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐧, 𝐞𝐭𝐜.)

if there’s time for a quickie, there’s time to do things properly, is how he thinks about it. he doesn’t really see the point to getting the two of you to somewhere private only to be done in a minute, so quickies are incredibly rare for him. he might indulge every once in a while, and certainly if you ask him to, they’re just not his preference.

𝐫 = 𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐤 (𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭? 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐤𝐬? 𝐞𝐭𝐜.)

when it comes to sex, urahara is always eager to try out new toys, new positions, or anything that he thinks will make both of you feel good. the only risk he’ll take is that something isn’t quite what you enjoy; anything else is most likely a no.

𝐬 = 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐚 (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐠𝐨 𝐟𝐨𝐫? 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭?)

depending on what sort of mood he’s in and how much time he has, urahara can last for anywhere from ten minutes to two hours. the longer the rounds, however, the fewer there are. on average, he lasts around forty minutes and can go two to four rounds with a bit of rest in between.

𝐭 = 𝐭𝐨𝐲𝐬 (𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐭𝐨𝐲𝐬? 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦? 𝐨𝐧 𝐚 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐬?)

he owns so many toys in so many different varieties. nipple clamps, riding crops, harnesses, rope, handcuffs, leg cuffs, spreader bars, egg vibrators, dildos, vibrating dildos, plugs, gags, feather dusters, cock rings. if you’ve seen it somewhere, he most likely has it as long as it doesn’t relate to one of his turn-offs. and he uses at least one to three of them in every session, though there are the rare occasions where all he wants is the feel of you on his cock.

𝐮 = 𝐮𝐧𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐫 (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞)

urahara is nothing if not a tease. he lives for the slow burn, that building of tension throughout the day before the inevitable and awe-inducing release at night, and there’s nothing he enjoys as much as having you unravel because of him. should you manage to turn the tables and gain the upper hand, be prepared for a needy mess of a man who wants you to ruin him.

𝐯 = 𝐯𝐨𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐞 (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐞, 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞, 𝐞𝐭𝐜.)

by default, he’s fairly quiet. most of the sound he makes is quiet grunting with the occasional groan when he hits his climax. you can gauge how he’s feeling by the turn of his breathing; the more jagged, the more he’s enjoying himself. however, he’s fond of speaking absolute filth during sex if his mouth isn’t occupied, and he does it a low, rumbling way that’s pure sin.

𝐰 = 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐝 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐝 (𝐚 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧)

he has never and will never use anything related to his zanpakuto during sex due to his aversion to releasing it higher than its shikai, but he’s not above using a bit of kido to bind you into a certain position if the mood strikes him.

𝐱 = 𝐱-𝐫𝐚𝐲 (𝐥𝐞𝐭’𝐬 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭’𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬)

urahara is lean, but well-toned for someone who spends most of his time lounging about. his cock is long, straight, with a vein that runs along the underside. he’s also uncircumcised.

𝐲 = 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐬𝐞𝐱 𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐞?)

his sex drive is moderately high, and the way he expresses it is through endless, thinly-veiled taunts and requests that put you in odd situations where he can take full advantage to shamelessly ogle or sneak in a quick pinch. he’s in full control of it, though, and only truly acts on it at night.

𝐳 = 𝐳𝐳𝐳 (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬)

𝐛 = 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 (𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐛𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝? 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭?)

as a best friend, sanji is equal parts a gossip monger and a ride-or-die. anything he knows, you know. anyone insults you? they’re insulting him. he’s loyal, almost to a fault, and won’t hesitate to come to your defense if he thinks it’s necessary. however, he’s also content to sit back and let you handle any violence. he’ll be your closest confidante as well; anything you tell him will go with him to the grave.

𝐜 = 𝐜𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐞𝐬 (𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐞? 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐞?)

cuddling is sanji’s favorite activity when it comes to his partner. waking up in the morning, going to sleep at night, sitting around with the crew, he always wants to have his arms around you in some capacity. he enjoys being both the big and little spoon.

𝐝 = 𝐝𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 (𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧? 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠?)

sanji doesn’t really think of settling down unless it’s brought up to him. it’s not that he doesn’t want to, per se, but he has a lot on his plate between finding the one piece, helping luffy become king of the pirates, and locating the all blue. he’s not adverse to it, and he’d be an amazing househusband.

𝐞 = 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 (𝐢𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐮𝐩 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐫, 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐝𝐨 𝐢𝐭?)

the moment sanji realizes that he and his partner are drifting apart is the moment a little part of him dies. he’s been through so much throughout his life, and knowing that someone he fully intended to spend the rest of his life with is no longer his priority (or he’s no longer a priority to them) would devastate him. he would be respectful no matter the situation, unless some sort of unfaithfulness was involved, but he would be quick. rip it off like a band-aid, as they say.

𝐟 = 𝐟𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞(𝐞) (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭? 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝?)

sanji wants to marry his partner the second that they meet. well, sort of. he treats them like he does nami and robin, declaring is love and asking for their hand at almost every opportunity. once you’re together and he’s settled down, he’d be yours for the rest of his life. marriage is a natural part of that, and he’d love nothing more than to have the ceremony on the waves of the all blue.

𝐠 = 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐞 (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲, 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐩𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲?)

with his partner, sanji is so gentle that it can bring you to tears. there is so much love in him, in how he treats you, in the tiny gestures that you don’t even think he knows he’s performing for you. you wish that he could show some of that love to himself.

𝐡 = 𝐡𝐮𝐠𝐬 (𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐡𝐮𝐠𝐬? 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐨𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐝𝐨 𝐢𝐭? 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐡𝐮𝐠𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞?)

he’s touch-starved and, like cuddling, all he wants is to be close to his partner. his hugs are tight and warm, almost desperate with his desire to be loved. no matter how long you’re together, he hugs you like it’s his last chance to do so.

𝐢 = 𝐢 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥-𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝?)

immediately. however, when it comes to saying it seriously and not in his usual tirade of lovesick declarations, it takes him a while to find the courage. he stumbles over it, tests the weight of it on his tongue for days once he understands what he’s feeling. when he finally admits to it, finally says i love you, it’s almost a plea.

𝐣 = 𝐣𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐲 (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐣𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐠𝐞𝐭? 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐝𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲’𝐫𝐞 𝐣𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐬?)

sanji knows that he has his flaws. he knows that he’s insecure about all things regarding his relationship, at least at first, and so he tries not to let it get the best of him. he might pull you a little closer if someone is flirting with you, or kiss your temple, but he trusts you and so he lets you handle it. contrary to how he usually acts, he isn’t prone to flying off the handle over little things. it’d have to be something truly astounding for him to get properly worked up over it, and then he’s all over you and unleashing a verbal tirade on whoever it is that’s upset him.

𝐤 = 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬 (𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞? 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮? 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝?)

sanji’s kisses are slow, meaningful, and full of as much love as he can pour into them. he lavishes them on your mouth, your throat, your shoulders, anywhere above the chest when you’re out in public. behind closed doors, he’s fond of your thighs and stomach. kiss his hands or his jaw if you want him to melt.

𝐥 = 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬 (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐧?)

a little awkward, but well-meaning. aside from chopper and the few kids that patrons sometimes brought to the baratie, sanji doesn’t have much experience around children. he’ll usually be in the background, making them snacks or watching how the others act. if you can get him to join in on the games, he turns into a big ol’ kid himself.

𝐦 = 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦?)

mornings are a short and very precious commodity when dating sanji. he’s awake before dawn to start preparing for the day’s meals, and there’s only an hour before the rest of the crew starts to trickle into the kitchen for breakfast. so while he doesn’t need much help at all and won’t force you to get out of bed, he’s always pleased when you decide to join him. even if you’re just washing plates or drinking coffee.

𝐧 = 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦?)

like the mornings, it’s rare to get more than an hour or so with him at night. after dinner and the after-dinner snacks and the bedtime snacks, sanji cleans up whatever mess is left and takes stock of what he has so he can plan for the next day. after that’s done, it’s a shower, and then a bit of relaxation before bed at midnight. again, the easiest thing to do is to give him a hand or just sit in his company, and you can always join him in the shower if you don’t mind getting a little dirty. 

𝐨 = 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧 (𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐬? 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭 𝐚 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐬𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐥𝐲?)

sanji is an open book, or at least he believes himself to be, so he’ll answer any question his partner might have for him. the truth of his childhood—that he’s the third prince of a warring kingdom—isn’t fully revealed until after whole cake island. it’s a sore subject for him, and he’s always considered himself to be zeff’s son. his deception there isn’t intentional by any means; it’s one of those things about him that he doesn’t think to bring up at all.

𝐩 = 𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲?)

unless you happen to be either a.) a certain green-haired swordsman or b.) a certain rubber captain, sanji has the patience of a saint for those on his crew, and particularly for his partner. he might get insecure, but he never lets that turn into anger where you’re concerned and would rather talk about issues than argue about them. 

𝐪 = 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐳𝐳𝐞𝐬 (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮? 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐨𝐫 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠?)

he remembers everything you’ve ever told him. if he thinks he’ll forget, he writes it down so he won’t. the more important the information, the higher priority it has, but he doesn’t want to miss anything at all when it comes to you.

𝐫 = 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 (𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩?)

ask him this question, and he’ll answer that it was the first time you told him that you love him. no matter what the circumstances were, hearing those words from your lips was enough to bring him to his knees and he’ll always, always hold onto and cherish that moment.

𝐬 = 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲 (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲? 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮? 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝?)

sanji is incredibly protective, although in such a way that it’s never really a burden because he also trusts his partner implicitly. he’ll stay close and make sure that you’re safe, but is content to let you handle any issues unless you ask for him to intervene. if you join him on the battlefield, you become his highest priority. that trust is still there, but it’s coupled with the desire to keep you safe and unharmed, and so he’ll do what he can to end any battles as quickly as possible. shield him from others’ mockery, tend to his wounds after a fight. he won’t ask you to do so, but it makes him love you so much more if you do.

𝐭 = 𝐭𝐫𝐲 (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐞𝐟𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐩𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬, 𝐠𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐬, 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐬?)

he puts in so much effort to make everything about his relationship perfect that you sometimes worry his heart will give out. hours can be spent looking for the perfect gift, the perfect flowers, planning the perfect meal. his childhood traumatized him, and one of the ways he copes is by giving everything his all.

𝐮 = 𝐮𝐠𝐥𝐲 (𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐬?)

sanji smokes, which is perhaps the worst bad habit that he has. secondary to that is his penchant to flirt with any beauty that catches his eye, even if that tones down a good deal once he’s with someone. it can be hard to be with him at first, when he’s throwing heart eyes and declarations of love at nami and robin every chance that he gets, but if you can make it through that you’ll find that all of that passion turns to you.

𝐯 = 𝐯𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲 (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐬?)

aside from being clean and looking good for his partner, sanji doesn’t particularly care. dress him up—or undress him—pull him into the rain, go for a swim (if you aren’t a devil fruit user), get messy making pies and cakes with him. he’s more concerned with the memories the two of you make together than he is what tie he’s wearing. 

𝐰 = 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞 (𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮?)

absolutely. this is a man who loves his nakama so much that the thousand sunny is his home, no questions asked. being apart from you would wound him in a way he wouldn’t recover from until you were back, if you could come back at all.

𝐱 = 𝐱𝐭𝐫𝐚 (𝐚 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦)

oda says that he smells like smoke and seafood. i say that he smells like smoke, seafood, and a bit of woodsy cologne.

𝐲 = 𝐲𝐮𝐜𝐤 (𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧’𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞, 𝐞𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐨𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐫?)

sanji hates bugs of any and all sizes. he’s not a fan of pranks either, finding most of them to be a tasteless way to have fun at someone else’s expense. as a chef, he values cleanliness; he doesn’t ask that you shave or anything like that, just that you bathe regularly and brush your teeth. making fun of someone’s cooking, particularly if they put all of their effort into it, is another thing that turns him off.

𝐳 = 𝐳𝐳𝐳 (𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐬?)

𝐛 = 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 (𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐫’𝐬)

there isn’t much on his body that sanji likes. he appreciates the mechanisms of it, of course; he’s tuned it to be a well-oiled machine, primed for whatever use he has for it. it isn’t until his partner declares something their favorite that it becomes his: his hands, for their deft touch. his strong legs. his tapered waist. he adopts those adorations and buries them under his skin for nights that are far too cold and far too lonely. on his partner he would publicly declare it to be all of them, though he knows it’s their chest.

𝐜 = 𝐜𝐮𝐦 (𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐜𝐮𝐦, 𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲)

he’s a smoker, so his cum has a salty and slightly bitter taste to it. it’s pretty in the middle in regards to texture and amount; he doesn’t “cum buckets,” but there’s enough to make a good mess if that’s what his partner wants.

𝐝 = 𝐝𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭 (𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲, 𝐚 𝐝𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐬)

sanji has ‘borrowed’ and will ‘borrow’ his partner’s underwear for his own use, whether that’s pressing his face to the crotch while he jerks off or wearing them. he does at least have the courtesy to wash them before he returns them, and he doesn’t do it unless you’re aware of and consent to it. 

𝐞 = 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲? 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲’𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠?)

at first? there’s no experience to be found and he has no idea what he’s doing. mr. prince is certainly fumbling for what to do, grabbing at what snippets of porn magazines and smut books he can remember through the haze of pleasure and disbelief. the more he has sex—particularly if its with the same partner—the more he learns, and the better he becomes. if they’re together through it all, then he’ll be able to play them like a fiddle eventually.

𝐟 = 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 (𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠)

he’s intimate, so anything that allows that intimacy to bloom. missionary, lotus, cowgirl/boy/etc., spooning, mating press. if you really pressed him to give you one that he’d be happy doing for the rest of his life, he’d probably say missionary so he can see your face every time. he’s sappy like that.

𝐠 = 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐟𝐲 (𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭? 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐬? 𝐞𝐭𝐜.)

his humor during sex is oft unintentional and unplanned. the first time he makes you laugh during the act, he immediately backs off because he’s unsure of why you’re giggling or if he’s done something wrong. once he’s more comfortable and confident, he can roll with it. just don’t expect him to lean into it too much.

𝐡 = 𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫 (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲? 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐩𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐞𝐬? 𝐞𝐭𝐜.)

sanji keeps himself clean, being one of few on the crew who showers daily, and that extends to his grooming as well. he trims every other day to keep his pubes maintained and uses a little bit of conditioner or oil once a week to keep them soft. they don’t quite match his hair, being a duskier sort of blonde like the rest of his body hair.

𝐢 = 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐜𝐲 (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐝𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭? 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐚𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭)

it takes a while for true intimacy to bloom with him. he does all the things that should make his partner swoon at first: petals on the bed if he can get his hands on fresh flowers, candles, if you can find it in a cheesy romance novel then he’s probably tried it. when he’s more comfortable, his behavior slowly changes to reflect that. the candles might still make an appearance, but he’d rather just enjoy what little private time he can get with his lover.

𝐣 = 𝐣𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐟𝐟 (𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧)

before having a partner, sanji jerks off in the shower. it’s the only place he can get privacy with shared living spaces and all, and it’s the only time when he’s not sleeping that he has a moment to actually do it. with a partner, masturbating becomes a thing he rarely does, and even then it’s mostly if you want a little show.

𝐤 = 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐤 (𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐬)

where to even begin? he’s a switch, and his tastes are varied. bondage on himself will always having him panting in the palm of your hand, while he enjoys nothing more than warming his cock within you if you let him do it. consensually, he’s a somnophile, but good luck getting him to open up about it.

𝐥 = 𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 (𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐨)

usually the bath because, again, it’s the most private place on both the going merry and the thousand sunny. if it’s a rare occasion where the crew is sleeping on land, then he might ask nami for enough berry to get a hotel room. eventually you convince franky to build a little chef’s bedroom somewhere—and how he makes that work is a story in and of itself—and that becomes sanji’s go-to.

𝐦 = 𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 (𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐨𝐧, 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠)

breathe in his direction. touch the small of his back, lean up or down to kiss the curve of his jaw. play with his hands; his palms are particularly sensitive, and he’ll melt if you dote attention on his fingers.

𝐧 = 𝐧𝐨 (𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧’𝐭 𝐝𝐨, 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐬)

anything that involves causing his partner actual pain or discomfort is a huge no for him, to the point where working up to anything that isn’t vanilla takes a while no matter how much other things intrigue him. he’s a bit of a clean freak, handstands while fighting aside, so he’s not into being spit/pissed/etc. on and won’t do it to his partner either. 

𝐨 = 𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐥 (𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥, 𝐞𝐭𝐜.)

sanji is definitely a giver. he doesn’t think he deserves it in return, so convincing him to let you suck him off will take a lot of time, reassurance, and patience. he’d much rather spend that time with his head between your thighs, anyway. the way you grip his hair and grind against his face when you’re close is enough to having him finishing, too.

𝐩 = 𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐞 (𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡? 𝐬𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐚𝐥? 𝐞𝐭𝐜.)

this is highly dependent on the time he has, the mood he’s in, and what his partner wants at that particular moment. by default, he tends towards the more slow and sensual side. however, he’s not above getting a little rougher after a lot bit of coaxing, and he’ll be begrudgingly quick if he needs to be.

𝐪 = 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐞 (𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐨𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐞𝐬, 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐨𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐧, 𝐞𝐭𝐜.)

definitely not a preferred act, but he’ll do it if his partner wants to. he’s a chef, and he’s learned how to savor the build-up, whether that’s the slow wafting of aromas as he cooks or the lust heating up to a boil with every passing touch and look. he finds the release much more gratifying that way than he does with the insistency a quickie requires.

𝐫 = 𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐤 (𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭? 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐤𝐬? 𝐞𝐭𝐜.)

sanji will experiment with toys, positions, and different kinks to a certain degree, but he’s always keenly aware of the close quarters everyone is in and tries to keep that in mind no matter how deep inside you he is or vice versa. he won’t entertain public sex, though teasing him is fine, and he likes to keep things contained to safer areas where you’re less likely to get caught.

𝐬 = 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐚 (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐠𝐨 𝐟𝐨𝐫? 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭?)

he can maybe hold out for about five minutes the first time he has sex with anyone, and the euphoria from that knocks him out for the rest of the night. his stamina increases over time; the more he has sex, the longer he can go and the shorter amount of time he needs to recover. at his peak, a typical round will last anywhere from twenty minutes to an hour, and he can go for around three rounds with breaks in between.

𝐭 = 𝐭𝐨𝐲𝐬 (𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐭𝐨𝐲𝐬? 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦? 𝐨𝐧 𝐚 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐬?)

he doesn’t own toys at first and doesn’t use them unless his partner suggests it. after a while, maybe a few months, he’ll be comfortable enough to look into getting some of his own and testing them out. 

𝐮 = 𝐮𝐧𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐫 (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞)

sanji doesn’t so much like to tease as he does like to be teased. he’s far too preoccupied with worshipping every inch of your skin to ever think to deny you, but if you manage to hold out long enough to really rile him up he’ll repay you with the sex of your dreams.

𝐯 = 𝐯𝐨𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐞 (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐞, 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞, 𝐞𝐭𝐜.)

quiet, but not in a completely silent way. he muffles his groans against your throat, buries his whimpers behind his hand or in your kiss. take his cock to into your throat and he’ll let out the neediest whine you’ve ever heard, biting his lips in a futile attempt to hold it in.

𝐰 = 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐝 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐝 (𝐚 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧)

he loves a good dry-humping session.

𝐱 = 𝐱-𝐫𝐚𝐲 (𝐥𝐞𝐭’𝐬 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭’𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬)

in general terms, sanji is as fit as you’d imagine him to be given his lifestyle and strength. this is a guy who can easily carry grown men, kicks hard enough to rearrange someone’s bone structure, and can withstand a good beating. as for his cock, it’s a good size: not too girthy, not too long, with a nice little curve to the left that feels phenomenal when he’s inside you. 

𝐲 = 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐬𝐞𝐱 𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐞?)

it’s high. ridiculously so at first, when all he can think about is the next time he’s going to have his hands on his partner in any way at all, and because he’s always wound so tightly he cums in no time at all. after the time skip and the initial reunion sex/meeting period is over, he’s better able to hold out. his sex drive is still ridiculously high, though.

𝐳 = 𝐳𝐳𝐳 (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬)