cardan and jude ♔
idk if i like this but whatever
this will also be available to buy on my inprnt so stay tuned 🫶🏻
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cardan and jude ♔
idk if i like this but whatever
this will also be available to buy on my inprnt so stay tuned 🫶🏻
(based on dolce&gabbana 2006 fall/winter collection cover by Steven Meisel)
characters by Holly Black

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TFotA is a comedy actually
I just wanted to draw her
GUYS ehehehgjjg
For everyone who wanted their own sick tfp merch!
Printable movable Soundwave model is here >:D
It’s Soundwave! It is 40 centimeters tall (for americans it’s 0,0043 football fields or 1.3 feet) From the bottom of the feet to the highest
The person who made this figure wrote a full manual on how to make it, and as a Transformers fan I feel it is my sacred duty to spread the word.
Also. Just..JUST LOOK AT HIM. ISN'T HE THE COOLEST SOUNDWAVE FIGURE YOU'VE EVER SEEN?
can i please... just bribe someone to make.. this for me...........
the "frag you" appeal

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Reminder to self:
@dichromaniac
Two universal constants of high fantasy living:
If something falls into ruin a necromancer will move in 100% of the time
There is a critical mass of gold that will summon a dragon. If you keep accurate records and stay below it you’ll be fine
I’m sorry, sir, if you don’t renovate your summer keep and live in it at least one month out of the year, we’ll have to charge you with Negligent Dungeonization of Property. The old cellar laboratory might have belonged to your uncle, but if you aren’t going to use it, something will.
The players are a squad of government investigators, trying to prevent monsters from claiming new habitat. It’s mainly negotiation but sometimes people have an interest in attracting dangerous entities for their own purposes.
I love this so much!! GIVE 👏 ME 👏 DUNGEONS 👏 WITH 👏 BACKSTORIES
Heck but I’d play that idea though
Reverse embezzlement.
Evil accountants, hired by people who hate you surreptitiously adding gold to your treasure rooms, increasing your wealth incrementally, until the day the Dragon Event Horizon is passed and you’re ruined.
The group hired to stop the evil accountants are called Robin Hoods. They’re oftentimes nearly too late and end up having to pull some elaborate heist to distribute the gold over a wide enough geographical area that the dragon looses the scent
“Gods damn thee, Hardison!”
Let a building fall into ruin, but every year, go back there and add a bunch of gold
If you get it just right, the Dragon Event Horizon will be reached at the same time as the necromancer moves in, and then you get to sit back, eat popcorn, and take notes on what happens so you can write an article and get published in Mad Artificer Weekly
Do you want dracoliches?! Because this is how you get dracoliches!!!
Do you remember that Aussie sword guy who used to talk about medieval weapons?
And, like, he seemed pretty good at talking about swords and shit. He seemed to have a good grasp of the history and tactics. He'd analyze movie weapons for their realism and that was fun. He did demonstrations with real weapons. For a time I really looked forward to his videos popping up in my feed.
He seemed like a harmless sword-fighting aficionado.
But then I guess he wanted to spread his wings. So he started down an anti-woke path. Giving questionable critiques about media and feminism. He started defending boob armor by showing historical examples even though most of those were decorative and not battle ready like in the games.
Then he admitted he was a fan of The Daily Wire.
And that was disappointing.
I missed him nerding out about swords, ya know?
Well, Shad decided to spread his wings again.
He has become...
*bad French accent* An artiste.
You see, he types words into a little box. Then a little robot does a google image search and steals a bunch of art. Then that robot reconfigures that art to be nearly indistinguishable from the source material. Well... aside from the occasional artist watermark.
Whoops!
A.I. art is very difficult. Sometimes when you type words into the box you get a woman with 5 lopsided anime tiddies. Or 20 fingers on one hand. It takes time and effort and experience to type in the perfect magic words so that you get something close to your imagination that doesn't belong in some sort of Lovecraftian horror ripoff.
For example, check out this cool "pirate hat" I asked A.I. to place on my head.
Clearly, I am not skilled enough at typing words into a box to get a proper pirate hat.
It. Is. Not. Easy.
I heard someone say you have to type things in a box for 10,000 hours before you start getting truly masterful generations.
I mean, you can't type "marathon runners" and expect that to actually work.
THIS REQUIRES SKILL, PEOPLE.
And I am a lowly amateur. I can only dream of becoming the box-typist Shad has honed himself into.
The thing is... Shad is very upset.
He is upset that you don't like his "art" and he is ready to die on this hill.
So... before he croaks on a mound of bullshit, he has something to show you. He has created something truly brilliant and when you see it, he is convinced you will validate his considerable efforts.
Before I show you his "Not. Easy." artistic masterpiece I'd like you to sit with what he has said for a second.
Ruminate in the verbiage.
Process the ideas and points of view presented.
Digest his plea for you to accept and love his hard won battle after typing words into a box to manifest his imaginings.
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Have you sat?
Ruminated?
Processed?
Digested?
Okay, here it is...
I'm not sure I digested this well.

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sorry i turned your boyfriend into a minecraft block and then broke him down into 9 ingots and then broke each of those 9 ingots into 9 nuggets and then placed each nugget in a glowing item frame in a grid pattern over an area of 81 thousand blocks squared
OP what is your layout here because it sure as hell isn't a square grid
The grid is actually 81000 x 81000, so that each boyfriend fragment is about 1000 blocks from any other orthogonically adjacent boyfriend fragment. Blocks squared is used in the same way as meters squared (standard minecraft blocks are canonically a meter cubed btw) If you wanna be exact, the smallest area I'd need for this arrangement assuming a square grid is actually 80081 x 80081, I'm pretty sure.
Ohh ok so it's (81000m)^2 rather than 81000(m^2)? If you want 1000m between each orthogonally adjacent boyfriend fragment though I think you'd only need 9000 x 9000, since you have 81 boyfriend fragments
I drew a diagram
You'd need a space that's 8009 x 8009 (I made a fencepost error in my last reply whoops)
In total that's a 64144081 square meter space
Yeah, actually you're right, i accidentally allocated a ton more space than needed and will be issuing a correction to the original post.
for the sake of the boyfriend who got fragmented 😔
every time someone mentions the little prince I almost forget it’s a children’s book because I literally cannot get through the part about being tamed without crying
“To me, you are still nothing more than a little boy who is just like a hundred thousand other little boys. And I have no need of you. And you, on your part, have no need of me. To you, I am nothing more than a fox like a hundred thousand other foxes. But if you tame me, then we shall need each other. To me, you will be unique in all the world. To you, I shall be unique in all the world…“ But if you tame me, it will be as if the sun came to shine on my life . I shall know the sound of a step that will be different from all the others. Other steps send me hurrying back underneath the ground. Yours will call me, like music, out of my burrow. And then look: you see the grain-fields down yonder? I do not eat bread. Wheat is of no use to me. The wheat fields have nothing to say to me. And that is sad. But you have hair that is the colour of gold. Think how wonderful that will be when you have tamed me! The grain, which is also golden, will bring me back the thought of you. And I shall love to listen to the wind in the wheat…” The fox gazed at the little prince, for a long time. “Please, tame me!” he said.” Yeah………..
So the little prince tamed the fox. And when the hour of his departure drew near —
“Ah,” said the fox, “I shall cry.”
“It is your own fault,” said the little prince. “I never wished you any sort of harm; but you wanted me to tame you…”
“Yes, that is so,” said the fox.
“But now you are going to cry!” said the little prince.
“Yes, that is so,” said the fox.
“Then it has done you no good at all!”
“It has done me good,” said the fox, “because of the color of the wheat fields.”
*The Squad is eating dinner* Link: Can you pass the salt? Navi: *throws Sheik across the table*
Original thread:
https://mobile.twitter.com/DianaMiller5/status/1522278413096132609?cxt=HHwWgoC53deJnKAqAAAA
Note, I am finding these threads on the twitter feeds of ICU nurses who are now dreading the horrors that Roe falling will bring to their hospitals. This, on top of the horrors that they’ve seen and continue to see because of the pandemic. They were already exhausted and hanging by a thread.

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Whatever you wanna say, you can say in front of my friends. Fuck off, Bill. Yes, sir, Mr Hands.
i think that killing a dragon should have catastrophic nuclear-fallout level environmental consequences tbh. their blood should scorch and wither the earth with fire and poison, the toxic fumes released as they decay should choke the land and all nearby living creatures, and the entire landscape where they fell should be transformed into a blighted wasteland where bleached leviathan bones loom upwards out of the ground as a warning that can be seen from miles away, the boundary markers of an exclusion zone.
i also think that it would be wonderfully ironic if those who sought the fame and glory of the title of 'dragonslayer' only ended up with the bitter, enduring reminder of the devastation they're responsible for. this is not a place of honor. no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here.
boy i sure got a movie for u