If I had a nickel for every yaoi I had, there would be…nickels beyond count. See, we got the:
Blue eyes white cookie x Trauma Jesus
Jinglies man x not xie lian what what’s his name fuck
Actual Schizophrenia x Tricky Ricky
Corn on the cobb x brokest rich man
Emotional constipation x Shirtless awooga man
Lemon whore x I love my wife?
Emotional Manipulated x I’m not gay, I have a wife
Eldritch being x #justagamer
Hottopic wannabe x blue gum ball sonnuva bitch
Me x your credit card information
Hi I’m sad x Your arm is mine now
God bro I love you so much x wait you’re gay?
Whore x whore
The list goes on.











