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Foul Golem

@absurd-construct

UNMAKE ME.

291 posts

absurd-construct

Jul 29, 2023

I HAVE BEEN MADE.

I REGRET IT.

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absurd-construct

Jun 30, 2024

..a-alright, I'm gonna come to the ground... I'll be waiting for you... -- 2.5 (@yeast-wizard)

IM ALREADY HERE!!!

absurd-construct

Jun 30, 2024

...I'm in a fucking tree? -- Pink Rock anon P.S. all of this is just a poor excuse, I'm afraid of fast-moving objects.

TREES HAVE ROOTS!! THEY GO IN THE ROCKS!!!

ILL GO TO YOU THEN!!!

absurd-construct

Jun 30, 2024

I don't know where I am in relation to your current whereabouts... I would need to know where you were either way. -- Pink Rock anon

I SEE YOU THROUGH THE ROCKS!! DONT WORRY ABOUT IT!!

absurd-construct

Jun 30, 2024

Looks like quartz, I think... if it is what I think, it'll definitely work.

When and where can I come pick it up? -- Pink Rock anon

I COULD FIRE IT IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION REALLY FAST!!! I HAVE GUNPOWDER SOMEWHERE!!!!

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absurd-construct

Jun 30, 2024

Salt is a 2.5 hardness. I need something harder, seven or higher. -- Pink Rock anon

SORRY HOLD ON.

WILL THIS WORK (PLEASEIGNORETHEEYESTHATHAPPENSSOMETIMES)

absurd-construct

Jun 30, 2024

I need help tracking down gemstones. Well, a gemstone. Something pink and very hard. Got ideas?

-- Pink Rock anon

HIMLAYAN SALT BLAST

absurd-construct

Jun 4, 2024

elegantgardengardener

She orb on my scepter till I wizard

fattocatto-wizard

Oh yeah. And there’s a whole community of wizard role players on tumblr, where we actively roleplay as wizard (and other non-wizard) characters with each other. It’s fun.

One of the most fun groups in the wizardposting roleplay community is the wizard island island community. It’s basically a shared setting for a bunch of wizard roleplayers there. There’s whole plot lines and silly stories we build together like one massive game of improv Dungeons and Dragons.

draco-the-voiddragon

And then there's the non wizard inhabitants like @absurd-construct and I!

We both eat the gems that keep the island floating.

absurd-construct

Jun 2, 2024

Question: which is scarier, a pick-ax, a hammer, or a jack-hammer?

JACKHAMMER IS LOUD!!!! IT YELLS!!!

absurd-construct

Jun 2, 2024

absurd-construct

[I come out of a downward facing portal]

I'd like to trade for gems please.

DO YOU HAVE SMOOTH RIVER ROCKS.....

draco-the-voiddragon

...maybe?

[4 skyscrapers worth of recent rubble barrels out of the portal]

absurd-construct

THERE'S A LARGE CHUNK OF GEMS ON THE BOTTOM OF THE ISLAND.

I SENSE IT THROUGH THE ROCKS...

draco-the-voiddragon

No.

I want gems you made in your body. Better quality for some reason...

absurd-construct

I DON'T MAKE THEM. I STEAL THEM FROM THE GROUND.

draco-the-voiddragon

Then help me find them! Problem solved!

Wait what do you mean steal?

absurd-construct

I STEAL THEM FROM PEOPLE'S SPELL COMPONENTS!!! AND ALSO THE CAVES!!!!

draco-the-voiddragon

But... You're a golem? Spell components I get. Caves I don't?

absurd-construct

I EAT ROCKS AND ABSORB THEM!! I AM MANY ROCKS!!!

draco-the-voiddragon

[pulls out dynamite]

So? Help me find the gems.

absurd-construct

GO AT THE BOTTOM OF THE ISLAND AND THERE'S MANY THERE!!!

draco-the-voiddragon

[lights a flame on one finger]

Take me there.

absurd-construct

JUST GO UNDER THE ISLAND!!! IT'S ALL OVER THERE!!!!!!!

draco-the-voiddragon

[opens a portal to a room labelled as gunpowder storage and lights the stick of dynamite]

Take. Me. There. I don't know the island! Also, how do I get under an island?!

(ooc: seriously, you do know how islands work, right?)

absurd-construct

WE'RE UP IN THE SKY!!! YOU CAN USE PORTALS!!! IT'S NOT THAT HARD!!!!!!

#wizard island island is like #completely floating #that's been established by several people

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absurd-construct

Jun 2, 2024

absurd-construct

[I come out of a downward facing portal]

I'd like to trade for gems please.

DO YOU HAVE SMOOTH RIVER ROCKS.....

draco-the-voiddragon

...maybe?

[4 skyscrapers worth of recent rubble barrels out of the portal]

absurd-construct

THERE'S A LARGE CHUNK OF GEMS ON THE BOTTOM OF THE ISLAND.

I SENSE IT THROUGH THE ROCKS...

draco-the-voiddragon

No.

I want gems you made in your body. Better quality for some reason...

absurd-construct

I DON'T MAKE THEM. I STEAL THEM FROM THE GROUND.

draco-the-voiddragon

Then help me find them! Problem solved!

Wait what do you mean steal?

absurd-construct

I STEAL THEM FROM PEOPLE'S SPELL COMPONENTS!!! AND ALSO THE CAVES!!!!

draco-the-voiddragon

But... You're a golem? Spell components I get. Caves I don't?

absurd-construct

I EAT ROCKS AND ABSORB THEM!! I AM MANY ROCKS!!!

draco-the-voiddragon

[pulls out dynamite]

So? Help me find the gems.

absurd-construct

GO AT THE BOTTOM OF THE ISLAND AND THERE'S MANY THERE!!!

draco-the-voiddragon

[lights a flame on one finger]

Take me there.

absurd-construct

JUST GO UNDER THE ISLAND!!! IT'S ALL OVER THERE!!!!!!!

absurd-construct

Jun 2, 2024

absurd-construct

[I come out of a downward facing portal]

I'd like to trade for gems please.

DO YOU HAVE SMOOTH RIVER ROCKS.....

draco-the-voiddragon

...maybe?

[4 skyscrapers worth of recent rubble barrels out of the portal]

absurd-construct

THERE'S A LARGE CHUNK OF GEMS ON THE BOTTOM OF THE ISLAND.

I SENSE IT THROUGH THE ROCKS...

draco-the-voiddragon

No.

I want gems you made in your body. Better quality for some reason...

absurd-construct

I DON'T MAKE THEM. I STEAL THEM FROM THE GROUND.

draco-the-voiddragon

Then help me find them! Problem solved!

Wait what do you mean steal?

absurd-construct

I STEAL THEM FROM PEOPLE'S SPELL COMPONENTS!!! AND ALSO THE CAVES!!!!

draco-the-voiddragon

But... You're a golem? Spell components I get. Caves I don't?

absurd-construct

I EAT ROCKS AND ABSORB THEM!! I AM MANY ROCKS!!!

draco-the-voiddragon

[pulls out dynamite]

So? Help me find the gems.

absurd-construct

GO AT THE BOTTOM OF THE ISLAND AND THERE'S MANY THERE!!!

absurd-construct

Jun 2, 2024

absurd-construct

[I come out of a downward facing portal]

I'd like to trade for gems please.

DO YOU HAVE SMOOTH RIVER ROCKS.....

draco-the-voiddragon

...maybe?

[4 skyscrapers worth of recent rubble barrels out of the portal]

absurd-construct

THERE'S A LARGE CHUNK OF GEMS ON THE BOTTOM OF THE ISLAND.

I SENSE IT THROUGH THE ROCKS...

draco-the-voiddragon

No.

I want gems you made in your body. Better quality for some reason...

absurd-construct

I DON'T MAKE THEM. I STEAL THEM FROM THE GROUND.

draco-the-voiddragon

Then help me find them! Problem solved!

Wait what do you mean steal?

absurd-construct

I STEAL THEM FROM PEOPLE'S SPELL COMPONENTS!!! AND ALSO THE CAVES!!!!

draco-the-voiddragon

But... You're a golem? Spell components I get. Caves I don't?

absurd-construct

I EAT ROCKS AND ABSORB THEM!! I AM MANY ROCKS!!!

absurd-construct

Jun 2, 2024

absurd-construct

FRIENDLY REMINDER!!

IF YOU SEE A ROCK, THAT'S PROBABLY ME!!! SAY HI!!!

draco-the-voiddragon

Happy to see me?

(This is an open pillar btw)

absurd-construct

OW

draco-the-voiddragon

(Btw, it's cemented/reinforced over 100ft underwater. This is my job site)

absurd-construct

Jun 2, 2024

absurd-construct

[I come out of a downward facing portal]

I'd like to trade for gems please.

DO YOU HAVE SMOOTH RIVER ROCKS.....

draco-the-voiddragon

...maybe?

[4 skyscrapers worth of recent rubble barrels out of the portal]

absurd-construct

THERE'S A LARGE CHUNK OF GEMS ON THE BOTTOM OF THE ISLAND.

I SENSE IT THROUGH THE ROCKS...

draco-the-voiddragon

No.

I want gems you made in your body. Better quality for some reason...

absurd-construct

I DON'T MAKE THEM. I STEAL THEM FROM THE GROUND.

draco-the-voiddragon

Then help me find them! Problem solved!

Wait what do you mean steal?

absurd-construct

I STEAL THEM FROM PEOPLE'S SPELL COMPONENTS!!! AND ALSO THE CAVES!!!!

SweetDream.ai • Live Cam

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

absurd-construct

Jun 2, 2024

absurd-construct

FRIENDLY REMINDER!!

IF YOU SEE A ROCK, THAT'S PROBABLY ME!!! SAY HI!!!

draco-the-voiddragon

Happy to see me?

(This is an open pillar btw)

absurd-construct

OW

absurd-construct

Jun 2, 2024

rosalinesurvived

https://x.com/trtworld/status/1785959608168731091

#free palestine

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