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Shane x Fem!Farmer
A Stardew Valley Afterdark Inspired Fic
[YALL I haven’t wrote a fic in years but Stardew… 🫡🫶😭 Inspired me. For this fic the farmer is female and curvy! She’ll also be named just simply Farmer when her name comes up.
Warning: stalking. Smut. Unhealthy obsessions.]
Chapter one:
She didn’t know him well. Her grandfather was just a man she knew through the once in a blue moon family reunions and post cards. The day he died, Farmer didn’t even have any idea. Not until her mother called, snottily sobbing into the phone that he passed in his sleep.
So when Farmer heard that she inherited his farm it was a not just a surprise, but a life changing turn of events. She couldn’t just leave it unattended! So she packed up her apartment and moved to Pelican Town. The outskirts of it, anyway.
It took a couple days for Farmer to settle before she decided to start renovations. First to go was the wallpaper in her bedroom but she needs the supplies to do it. So she left to browse the local market.
Farmer met Pierre there, a kind man that seemed like he loved his job. And his shop and family. Much to her dismay, Farmer didn’t find any wallpaper she liked so she left to go to the other store in town, Joja Mart.
Joja Mart seemed… sterile. Not in a good way. But she persisted and entered, walking the aisles until she walked down one that wasn’t empty.
A man knelt by a box, restocking some goods. Farmer takes notice, then does a double take. His biceps are bulging in the shirt with every move, veins in his forearms popping. The jeans clinging to muscular thighs. His features look soft and handsome, but toned underneath. He’s not thin by any means, but perfectly right there and exactly her type.
Farmer walks closer, taking in his purple, cropped hair that looks like it needs a trim and furrow of his brow. The five o’clock shadow that would feel amazing in certain places.
“I’m working.” He suddenly says. Farmer pauses, blinking at him. He doesn’t look at her. “And you’re still staring.”
“Sorry.” Farmer says. “It’s just- I’m new. I’ve never seen you before.”
“You’re new. You’ve never seen anyone here before.” He counters, barely giving her a glance. “It’s still early. I’m sure by the end of the day you’ll have met the whole town.” He begrudgingly adds.
“Well, what’s your name? So I can meet you?” Farmer persists, hands going in her overall pockets. He hesitates, like he almost doesn’t even want to give it to her. Then he huffs.
“Shane.” He informs.
Farmer gives him her name.
“I’m still working.” He deadpans, glancing at her again.
“Right, sorry. I’ll- I’ll go. Nice to meet you, Shane.”
“Yeah, sure.” Shane mutters, picking up the now empty box and rising to his feet. He’s taller than her, not by much but enough to warrant her head to tilt back to keep his eyes. His eyes that won’t meet hers back.
“Have a good day.” Farmer says.
“Right.” He answers with before walking off, still never having really met her gaze for longer than seconds at a time. It was infuriating and… it made her curious.
*~.*~.*~.*
That night Shane gets off work and wants a drink. As per usual. He takes his normal route home, not really thinking about much of anything but getting his beer and a slice of pizza. That is until he walks through the door. And see’s her. There. Here. In his space. Well, not his, but his well enough.
She hasn’t been here long enough to claim anything as hers, yet as she stands there talking to Leah in her dirty overalls that hug her curves and even dirtier boots, her hair in a braid over her shoulder with strands framing her face, she stands there like she owns his everything.
Fuck, Shane thinks, certain this is a curse. This is the universe pondering against him. Sending her not just to his place of work, but to his place of worship. Of relaxation. Devotion to the drink.
He gets a beer from Gus and stands by the fireplace. Alone. And in his thoughts, they continue to circle back to Farmer. For better or worse.
Chapter Two:
Shane was supposed to be a good godfather to Jas. He tried his best, even when he was at his worst. Even on days he felt like he should be left alone to wallow in his room with drinks and video games.
They were playing Garbage. A simple card game Jas picked up faster than anything he’s taught her before. Well, almost as fast. She was a quick learner around the chickens.
The dilemma was, his mind was far from innocent things. So much so he got Jas a snack after their last round of Garbage and then left her to take a walk.
Hoping to clear his thoughts, he went through town. Ignoring Lewis who attempts conversation. Clint ignores him right back as they pass each other. Ignores Caroline locking up even though she smiles and waves. It’s not his job to be nice to everyone. Most people don’t deserve his attention until they earn it.
But then there’s Farmer and she… she doesn’t deserve all these thoughts. She shouldn’t hold this place in his head… in his dick, too. It won’t stop getting hard.
“Goddamnit.” Shane curses out loud and he stops walking. He’s on the edge of town, on her driveway. How did his legs carry him all the way here?
“Fuck it.” He walks closer, staying in the shadows as he steps up to her modest ranch house. It’s old and needs tender love and care, but he see’s the vision of a beautiful farm one day. Even if most of the land is overgrown and needing lots of work.
When he reaches the window he doesn’t see her at first, then she’s there. In the kitchen. Overalls hanging off and only wearing a white tank top that hugs her chest and stomach. Her hair is down, hanging loose and free. His cock jolts again and Shane curses himself for being here.
He could leave right now. Or…
No. No, this isn’t right, Shane thinks, his morals finally kicking in a few minutes too late. He forces his legs to work and carries himself home.
*~.*~.*~.*
She shouldn’t be thinking about him. Lying in bed, freshly showered from a long day running around. To town, back home. Back to town because she forgot something, back home. Around the farm. Checking on the dog she acquired from Marnie. She named her Misu.
But right now she didn’t have to worry about Misu because she was asleep in her living room in front of the dying fire. Right now, Farmer was alone in bed with a nightgown and free will to think about anything she wanted. Yet her mind kept drifting back to Shane.
His muscles. He had a stomach, he wasn’t flat. And Farmer liked it. She liked the extraness. More to hold. More to scratch and touch and…
I shouldn’t… I barely know him, Farmer thinks. Yet her hand wanders between her legs anyway. Yet she gets off at remembering the way his forearms flexed as he worked. If something as simple as putting cans on the shelf did it for her… maybe she should get to know him more. Or maybe that would be a horrid idea. Maybe she wouldn’t be able to help herself around him.
I’m going to Hell, she thinks as she comes on her fingers.
She gets up to clean herself and then lays back down, forcing her mind to behave but how can it when he’s all she see’s?
Chapter Three:
She heard it from Robin at the bar who was taking a break from dancing with her husband. Demetrius? Farmer can’t remember if that’s correct because she’s focused on putting one step in front of the other. She’s wearing a brown pair of overalls today and her trusty work boots. Her hair is in a new braid and she’s carrying a switchblade, flashlight, and a cloth bag on her arm.
She thinks it will be easy. The mines. Farmer think it’ll be as easy as weeding her little garden.
Little does she does know what she’ll meet the further down she gets…
*~.*~.*~.*
Shane walked into the saloon and immediately sensed something was off. Everyone looked worried at different variations. He didn’t want to ask anyone what happened in town, so he went to the bar and ordered a beer, then a pizza even though he wasn’t hungry just to have an excuse to stand there and listen to Lewis and Marnie talk behind him.
“She had no idea! Nobody warned her about the mines! She’s lucky I found her.” Marnie says.
“Poor thing. I’ll check on her tomorrow.” Lewis sighs.
“I wish Farmer was more careful in a new town. I bet nobody has yet to warn her about the secret woods either.”
Shane froze. Farmer? Mines? He leaves his drink and his pizza being sat in front of him and rushes out of the saloon. He runs through the plaza to Harvey’s clinic.
Doesn’t bother knocking even though it’s late and the door should be locked.
He walks back even though he should wait to be seen back.
Farmer is lying in a bed with a cold compress on her forehead and around her neck. A few bandages wrapped around her legs and a hand.
Harvey glares at Shane.
“Shane, you can’t be back here.” Harvey says.
“It’s fine. I know him.” Farmer says with a tired smile.
“Yeah, I know her.” Shane confirms, looking from Farmer to Harvey. “Can we have a minute alone?”
“It’s fine, Dr. Harvey.” Farmer promises when she notices the hesitation. Harvey sighs and nods, leaving them and heading to the front.
Shane steps closer, up to Farmer’s side.
“What were you thinking?” Shane asks, steady gaze on hers. Farmer has the gull to look guilty.
“That I needed some copper.” She says.
“That you needed some copper.” Shane deadpans back as he sits down slowly at her side. He leans over her, planting a hand by her hip as he stares her down. “What did you bring with you?”
“My switch blade.” Farmer meekly admits.
“Fuck, Sunshine.” Shane says, letting his head hang between his shoulders for a moment before looking back up. “The mines shouldn’t be entered with just a switchblade.”
“I had a flashlight too.” She whispers.
Shane closes his eyes, pinches the bridge of his nose for a moment. He looks back up at her.
“I’ll be careful next time.” She says.
Shane whips his head up.
“Next time?!”
“Yes, next time. I’m not letting a little slime scare me away.” Farmer huffs, sitting up with a wince. She takes the compress off her forehead and neck. “I’ll be more prepared next time.”
Shane stares at her for a long moment. He wants to argue. He wants to tell her there’s no fucking way he’s letting her back in after this little trip nearly took her away from him before he even got to really know her. But instead he sighs and lifts a hand, brushing a stray hair from her face to behind her ear.
“Not until I get you a proper weapon.” He compromises.
“Fine.” Farmer sighs, rolling her eyes then wincing because her head still hurt.
“And every time you go in, you need the proper sustenance.”
“Okay.” Farmer sighs again.
“Promise me.” Shane insists, cupping her jaw.
“I promise.”
“Good girl. Now. Can you walk? You need to get home. I’m sure you won’t want to stay here over night.”
“Not really.” Farmer admits, sitting up properly. She swings her legs off the bed. Her overalls are half off, hanging around her hips. She’s wearing a dirty tshirt. Her overalls are ripped and bloody and she really doesn’t understand how a slime creature and bats did all this to her still.
“I’ll walk you home.” Shane says.
And he does. It’s a slow walk and Harvey is hesitant to discharge her, but he does seeing her back on her feet and stable enough to walk on her own.
When they reach the farm, Farmer is hesitant to be alone for some reason. And for another reason, Shane doesn’t want to leave her alone. But he knows she needs to rest. And shower. So he takes her hand and squeezes it instead.
“I’ll check on you tomorrow.” Shane promises.
“Okay.” Farmer says quietly, looking at their hands then up at Shane. Farmer smiles a little, still tired and aching. She stands on her tip toes and presses a kiss to Shane’s cheek. “Okay. Tomorrow. Goodnight, Shane.”
“Goodnight, Sunshine.” Shane murmurs, squeezing her hand one last time before letting it go to leave.
He thinks about her the whole way home.
She thinks about him all night long.
Chapter Four:
From that day on, Farmer is more careful in the mines. True to her promise, she doesn’t go back until Shane gifts her a sword a few days later. She also brings snack bars and Shane insists she takes some pepper poppers he made.
She also talks to Marnie and learns a little more about Shane from her. That his parents aren’t around anymore and that Shane doesn’t like to talk about it. The only things he likes are simple. His chicken, Charlie. Marnie’s chickens, Goldie and Gracie. He likes beer, it’s all he drinks anymore. Marnie doesn’t remember the last time she saw Shane drink water. Pizza. Pepper Poppers. A hot pepper. Anything spicy really.
So Farmer decides to make a personal pizza from scratch. She spends all morning making it so she can give it to Shane for lunch. When she reaches Marnie’s ranch, he’s in the chicken coop. She has the pizza covered, so she determines if safe to bring it to him.
When she enters, Shane doesn’t hear her at first. He’s busy stroking a white chicken.
“Shane.” Farmer says quietly.
He pauses, then slowly turns around to see her standing there. In her overalls, this pair is a dark blue has pink patches on both knees. Her same boots. Her hair is down for once and free from her braid.
Shane thinks it’s beautiful like this.
Then Shane thinks she shouldn’t be here.
He says her name. Coldly.
“I made Pizza.” Farmer offers.
“Pizza.” Shane stands. The chicken scurries away. “Oh?”
“For the sword.” Farmer adds. Even though it’s only part true. She made it because she likes him, not just because she wants to thank him. Even though it is nice of her to say so last second. “You don’t have to take it.”
“I’ll take it.”
“Okay, then…” Farmer holds it out. Shane takes the aluminum tray the pizza sits in and takes the lid off to smell it. He raises his brows and looks up at her.
“Thank you.”
“Does it smell okay?”
“Smells great.”
“Oh, good. Okay. Well…” She takes a step back, going to retreat.
“Are you busy?” Shane suddenly asks.
“Not right now, no. I’m here with you.” Farmer replies.
Shane smiles.
Then he introduces Farmer to Charlie.
Chapter Five:
Farmer saw Shane more. And more and more. She saw him at least twice a week, sometimes three times if she visited Marnie’s shop and ran into him. Sometimes if she went to the saloon and caught his eye across the bar. Sometimes she’d even go into Joja Mart just to catch a glance.
What Farmer didn’t know was that Shane noticed her right back. Their little talks were just that, little talks. They didn’t aquaint to anything. It was just sweet and kind exchanges. Sometimes Farmer would kiss his cheek and that’s as far as he got.
But Shane took it a step further because sometimes… most times he’d leave Joja Mart for the night and go to the Saloon. And sometimes after being there for a while, he might have caught himself waiting for her. He might have watched her one night she came in… watched her all night.
Sometimes he’d leave right after her and then follow her home just because he can. Because he wanted to look at her longer. To see her better.
Sometimes he’d stand under the tree line and watch her bedroom window in her farm house as she undresses for the day.
And sometimes she wouldn’t put on pajamas. She’d leave his sights still nude and breathtaking.
Today, it’s Saturday. He’s on a walk, strolling through town. He promised to bring Jas home some plum pudding for being so well behaved with the chickens. He wasn’t expecting to see Farmer today. He was hoping she’d rest for once.
Instead she turns the path and walks almost into him. Wearing her hair down how he likes, flowing in the breeze. A sundress for once that highlights her curves just as well as the overalls if not more.
“Oh! Hi. I was looking for you.” Farmer smiles and holds up her hands, each holding a cup of coffee. “I got extra. Just in case.” She holds it out.
“Thank you, sunshine. You’re too sweet on me.” Shane takes the coffee and risks a sip. It’s just how he likes it. “You’ve outdone yourself.”
“I didn’t outdo myself with the homemade pizza?” She jokes. “But a cup of coffee is too much.”
“You’re right.” He says her name sternly. “Another round of personal pizzas, stat.” Shane grins at her when she laughs. He loves that sound. “What are you up too, darlin’?”
“I was about to head home. I have to cook something for dinner soon.” Farmer sips her coffee.
“Why don’t I walk you home?” Shane offers. Farmer tilts her head up, a smile on her lips.
“Yeah?”
“Yeah.”
“Okay.”
They start to walk towards her farm. Side by side. Not hand in hand, they haven’t touched besides fingertips when she gives him a gift and the stollen cheek kisses Farmer impulsively gives him.
He thinks, as they walk, that he’d like to touch her more. He also thinks he should start giving her gifts back.
“Do you like eggs?” Shane asks.
“Yeah, fair enough.” Farmer nods.
“Good. Okay.”
“Why?”
“It’s just a question.”
“Sure, okay.”
They both sip their coffee.
“Do you like eggs?” Farmer counters.
“Fair enough.” Shane answers.
Farmer smiles, and then she laughs. He really liked her laugh. He tries to always make her laugh when they talk so he can hear it more.
“How’s your day so far, sunshine?” Shane asks.
“It’s been good. Busy. I’m taking a break from the mines. It’s been hard on my back.” Farmer admits.
“Yeah, it can be. You’ve been being careful though?” Shane worries slightly. “Carrying the sword I gave you?”
“Of course I do. I don’t leave home without it if I’m heading to the mines.” Farmer promises.
“Good girl.”
Farmer flushes and looks away. He grins. She liked that. She liked it when she was on the clinic too.
Before they even realize it, they’re at her farm. And she’s at the door, unlocking it and facing him. She bites on her lip, looking up at him.
“Well… unless you want the house tour… this is where we say goodbye.” Farmer says, then nervously downs the rest of her drink.
But Shane grins.
“I’d love the house tour.” Shane says.
Farmer smiles, takes his hand and leads him inside. She walks him through the living area and kitchen, where they discard their empty cups. She leads him to her sewing room and then up the stairs to her bedroom.
“Well… that’s everything. Well, everything inside anyway. There’s lots to see outside on the farm.” Farmer says, sitting on the edge of the bed, folding her hands in her lap.
“It’s really nice. You’re doing a great job taking care of this place and putting it back together.” Shane compliments, walking up to her slowly.
Farmer smiles, tilting her head back to keep his eyes. Shane walks closer, his foot reaching out and kicking her legs apart. He steps between them. She lets him.
“It’s all you.” Shane murmurs, reaching a hand out and brushing a strand of hair from her face. “It’s perfect.”
“Thank you. I work hard.”
“I know you do. Which is why you should relax for once.” Shane cups her jaw and brushes his thumb over the height of her cheek. “You’re going to overwork yourself.”
“I’m not nearly there yet. There’s still time.” Farmer argues.
“Running around from sunrise, past sunset. That’s too much. How are you sleeping at night?” He prods.
“Like a baby.”
“The truth.”
“That is the truth!”
“Okay, how long do you get to sleep like a baby for then?” Shane narrows his eyes, cupping her jaw now. Farmer hesitates.
“Four hours, give or take.” Farmer mumbles.
Shane leans down, bending in half. His face an inch from hers. She leans back, he pulls her closer by the jaw, tilting her just so.
“You’re a pain in my ass.”
Farmer gives him a deadpan look.
“I think you should be put to bed.”
“What?”
Shane scoops her up suddenly and Farmer gasps, hands instinctively going around his neck and legs around his waist. His hands grip the back of her thighs as he climbs up the bed and then drops her in the middle. Farmer huffs, looking up at him between her legs. Her dress hitched around her hips barely covering her.
“Oh.” Farmer says.
“Hi.” Shane grins, leaning down, caging her in.
“How- how are you going to… put me to bed?” Farmer wonders out loud.
“I’m going to wear you out, sunshine. When you’re too tired and sore to walk, I’ll have done my job.” Shane informs, leaning down and kissing the side of her neck.
“Oh. Uhm…”
“Unless… you don’t-“
“Oh, I do.” Farmer is too quick to say. Shane grins wickedly.
“You do, hm?”
“Yeah.” She breathes. “Only if you promise me one thing.”
“Anything.”
“Feed and water Misu after you’re done with me?”
“I can do that.” Shane agrees before closing the distance and kissing her. Cutting off any more of her worries and fears.
He kisses her firmly with an edge of gentleness. Like if he presses too hard she’ll shatter. Farmer melts into it. Into him. Her legs lift and hook around his hips. Her hands run into his hair as his do the same to her.
He murmurs her name, a plea and moan all in one as he presses his hips forward. She feels him, hard and wanting. She briefly wonders how long he’s been wanting her like this. How they went from him saying he’s busy working to this… this.
“Shane.” Farmer’s voice is nothing but breath. “Can you touch me now then?”
“Fuck, yes, I can.” He answers, hands leaving her hair to trail down her arms.
He kisses her neck then down one arm to her fingertips. He sucks on her pointed finger. Then he kisses up her arm, across her chest and down her other arm to her fingertips. He sucks on her middle finger this time, swirling his tongue before pulling away.
“This isn’t touching.” Farmer says even though she feels hotter and more beautiful than ever. Shane chuckles hotly against her neck and kisses down between her chest, over her stomach. “Oh, Shane, what are you-“
“Shh, relax. Let me take care of you.” Shane murmurs. “You worry too much. Stress too much. It’s time for you to fucking chill out.” He states before ducking under her dress.
Farmer’s eyes widen and then next thing she knows her panties are off and his tongue is there and-
“Oh my, yoba, I-“ Farmer moans and Shane laughs breathily against her, his tongue on her clit.
“Fuck, listen to you sing for me.” He groans.
“Shane!” She gasps as he goes back in for more. And he doesn’t stop. Not until she’s came and is withering and tugging on his hair, begging him to, “please, Shane, yoba, stop, it’s so much, Shane!”
He relents only because his cock is so hard it could cut glass. The only thing he can think of now is getting inside her as deep as he fucking can.
He loses his shirt as Farmer pulls her dress up and off, tossing it aside. Left in nothing but her bra, he pauses to take her in.
“Fuck.” He breathes out.
“What? Is something wrong?” She goes to cover her stomach and he pins her hands above her head quickly.
“Keep her hands here. I want to see you while I fuck you.” He glances down. “This bra is cute, but it needs to go too.”
“Okay.”
That’s all the permission he needs to slide his underneath her back. She arches, giving him access to her bra clasp. He undoes it and then slides the bra down her arm. He groans at the sight of her bare breasts.
“Yoba, you’re stunning, Sunshine.” Shane tells her before leaning down and kissing her gentler, leaving her toes curling as he traces a hand down her stomach between her thighs. His thick fingers slide through her slick and he sighs into her mouth. “Is this all for me?” He asks against her lips.
“Mhm.” She hums, eyes fluttering when he circles her clit. “Shane.”
“I know. I know. Let me, fuck, let me get these off.” He leans back on his knees and works to undo his belt. All the while Farmer is eyeing his arms and his hands and his soft stomach from drinking and pepper poppers and all those personal pizzas Farmer makes him.
“You’re beautiful.” Farmer murmurs.
That gives Shane pause because never has anyone called him beautiful. An asshole, yeah. Alcoholic and douche canoe, sure. Not beautiful. But coming from Farmer, he takes it in and lets it settle. He smiles.
“Says you.” He counters before pulling his belt off and looking at it and looking at her hands that have not stayed where he asked her to keep them. They’re currently on his thighs, feeling him up and down and up, up, up.
“Shane.” Farmer murmurs. “Please?”
“Hm. Hands back up.” He says.
“Okay.” She puts her hands back and he leans over her, looping the belt around her hands and then looping it through the bed frame and then clasping not too tight, but enough to keep her hands there. If she wanted to get free, it’d be easy for her to slip through. But her eyes are dilated, and she’s biting on her bottom lip. She doesn’t look like she wanted to slip free at all.
“Yoba, I wish you could see yourself. You’re perfect, Sunshine.” Shane says, kissing her deeply for a long moment as his hands find her wet cunt again. “There it is.” He breathes, pressing a thick finger inside her. “Relax.” He coo’s.
“Mm.” Farmer’s core burns with tension and butterflies as she takes in his finger deeper. “There.” She gasps when his palm is flush to her clit.
“Yeah?”
“Yes.” She moans.
“That’s my girl. Let me hear you.”
“Shane.” She moans again.
He grins, kissing her neck and nipping, sucking and leaving his mark behind as she presses in a second finger just to be sure she’s stretched enough for him.
“This good?” He curls his fingers slowly, dragging them back out.
“Yes. I can take more.”
“Thank, fuck.” He pulls his fingers away and up to his mouth, licking them clean before undoing his jeans quickly. He gets off the bed long enough to shove the jeans and boxers off before climbing back between Farmer’s legs.
He doesn’t know how he got here, but he’s thanking Yoba he did.
Farmer knows how she got here. She wore this dress on purpose.
“Open up for me, darlin’.” Shane breathes, watching her face carefully as he presses into her. Farmer’s mouth falls open in a silent moan, her brows pinch together at the stretch. “That’s it. One inch at a time. Take it, baby.”
“Shane.” She whines this time and he can’t help but groan in satisfaction. This is everything he’s wanted and more.
“Yeah?”
“Do you think we should have gotten each other bouquets first?” She asks.
He laughs. He shouldn’t, he’s fully inside her now, but his stomach jiggles as he chuckles.
“You’re adorable.”
“Am I?”
“And sexy.”
“Yeah?”
“Beautiful.” He kisses her deeply and licks into her mouth as he starts to thrust slowly.
Shane braces one arm by her head, his other hand sliding down to cup her breast, pinch her nipple. Her back arches in response, hands flexing in the belt cuff.
“Faster.”
“Yeah?”
“Yes.”
Shane’s hips pick up pace and she moans openly in response, head falling back.
“Right there.”
Shane’s head falls to her breasts and he sucks on a nipple, swirling his tongue as his hips snap against hers. He thinks if he were to die now, he’d die happy.
Farmer thinks she’s never been with someone so intense and soft all at once. And she really, really likes it.
Shane’s hand slides down to between her thighs, circling her clit. Farmer can’t stop her cries if she tried, she’s blissed out between his quick strokes here and there.
“Shane, don’t stop. Don’t stop. Please-“
“I’m not, I’m not. Fuck, you gotta come for me, sunshine. I feel like I’m gonna fucking explode.” Shane all but begs at this point.
And Farmer… she doesn’t need to be told twice. She feels the same exact way, on the brink of losing control.
“Shane, Baby, fuck!” Farmer cries, back arching as she comes undone. Shane groans, feeling her flutter and clench around him.
“That’s it. Fuck, that’s it. Fuck, let me come inside you. Let me fill you up, baby. Please?” Shane begs, losing all sense of dignity as he ruts into her.
“Yes, yes, yes-“ Farmer chants breathily.
“Fuck, fuck, fuck…” Shane echoes, pressing balls deep and spilling inside her.
“Baby.” He groan into her throat he bites gently as he rocks his hips slowly, lazily.
“Yes?”
“I’ll get you a bouquet tomorrow.”
“Yeah?”
“Yeah.”
*~.*~.*~.*~.*
That’ll do it. 😘
Lemme know if you want to see more of my version of Shane and Farmer cause I want to write more maybe?! I want to write some angst too. But also more spice, obviously.
Thanks xoxo
🚨Stardew Valley Shane x Fem!Farmer fic incoming🚨
I’m onto writing the last chapter. I haven’t wrote a fic in so long, but I had to write something for Shane. The final fic will have stalking and sexual themes and themes that lightly explore Shane’s drinking. It’s only five chapters. Here’s a peak at chapter three, farmer goes into the mines for the first time🫡:
(Side note: farmer is literally called farmer. She’s also curvy and in my head a sweetheart.)
*~.*~.*~.*
Shane steps closer, up to Farmer’s side.
“What were you thinking?” Shane asks, steady gaze on hers. Farmer has the gull to look guilty.
“That I needed some copper.” She says.
“That you needed some copper.” Shane deadpans back as he sits down slowly at her side. He leans over her hips, planting a hand by her hip as he stares her down. “What did you bring with you?”
“My switch blade.” Farmer meekly admits.
“Fuck, Sunshine.” Shane says, letting his head hang between his shoulders for a moment before looking back up. “The mines shouldn’t be entered with just a switch blade.”
“I had a flashlight too.” She whispers.
Shane closes his eyes, pinches the bridge of his nose for a moment. He looks back at her.
“I’ll be careful next time.” She says.
“Next time?!”
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Stay tuned, I’ll hopefully be posting the fic soon! 🥰🫶
(Edit: I wrote it. 😭)
Aaaaand after being afk for years lmao I’m writing a Shane Stardew valley fic 🥰 I started playing it recently and immediately married shane before even getting any other characters plots. Oops? I have no regrets! His story hits home. Also, I have got the afterdark mods for Seb, Alex and Sam. It’s ✨fun✨ but I’m sad there’s no afterdark mod for Shane so I’m writing this fic and making my own. 🫡
Sweet Treat
Steven Grant x PlusSize!F!Reader
18+ MDNI, Please!
Warnings: Smutty, smut, smut, you know why you’re here. Insomnia; SMUT. I shouldn’t have to warn ya’ll about that, but I shall. If you also just want that perfect, perfect man on his knees and between your legs and then railing you afterwards, here you go! Feeling insecure also and Steven makes sure you feel comfortable and beautiful. Unprotected sex, and a slight hint of foot worship? I’m not good at warnings, so, read at your own risk!
Summary-ish: The end of a long shift leaves you wide awake and stressed for what tomorrow will bring. When you decide to visit your insomniac neighbor in hopes to put your mind at ease with his kind words, it ends up being a little more than just sharing some chocolates…
Y’all, this is my very first smut post to Tumblr. I’m hella nervous. But I ADORE writing smut for our silly little y/n, so here you go! Please, give feedback! If I upset anyone at all, let me know! As a person with mental health issues, including insomnia, I think I did pretty well? Idk. I’m also ✨plus size✨ so yes, majority of my posts will be with a PlusSize!Reader because frankly I don’t see enough of them around here. I also didn’t edit this very well, so I hope you enjoy it anyway!
P.S. sorry for the wait! I’ve been super sick, but I wanted to make sure I did the best I could and here it is! Finally! :)
As the old elevator comes to a stop on your floor, you startle. It was a long shift at your place of work and all you really need right now is a break. This week has been absolute hell on earth. Your boss overworking you, coworkers ganging up against you to bury you in a deeper hole of unfinished files and stress.
You step into the hall, heels clicking as you make your way slowly to your apartment. Basically dragging your bag behind you, you unlock your door and step inside and head right to shower and bed.
Almost completely sure you’ll pass out as soon as you lay down, but come to find an hour later you’re still wide awake and staring helplessly at the ceiling. No amount of work will cure your insomnia apparently.
With a yawn, you decide it’s only right to stand, pull on a hoodie over your tank top and shorts, and head to leave, barefoot because you’re just going across the hall. A last second decision leads you to grabbing a box of chocolates on your way out you have yet to devour.
“Steven?” You call out quietly, knocking on your neighbor’s door. It’s quiet for a moment and you almost think he’s asleep for once, but small shuffling tells you he is, in fact, awake.
“Hiya, Love.” Steven greets you with his perfect, messy brown curls. You smile back, holding up the chocolates.
“I can’t sleep.” You tell him.
“Come in, then.” He says, stepping to the side. You lower your head shyly, stepping past him and immediately heading to greet your favorite fish, Gus.
“Hello, handsome.” You whisper. The round eyes look back into yours for a moment before swimming away. Oh, to be a pet of Steven Grants. “You spoil him, Steven.” You say airly, wondering why you wish you were that fish at the moment. To be loved and cherished by the man now at your side.
“It’s the least I can do for keeping him trapped in here.” Steven tells you, looking to Gus.
“Gus is a good fish.” You say with a nod. “Good boy.” You add, leaning forward slightly towards the tank.
You catch Steven’s reflection in the tank, watching you look at the one-finned-wonder. His white t-shirt hugs his defined chest, showing his toned arms. You can’t help your gaze dropping down to the grey sweat pants he’s sporting. Biting your lip, you hurriedly busy yourself by walking to the kitchen and putting on the kettle for hot chocolate to accompany the chocolates.
“So, you just had some chocolates lying around your flat?” Steven asks, picking up the red box and turning it over in his hands. You shift a bit at the stove, watching his digits slide across the box as he reads the treats available inside.
“It was from a date last week, but he was a dirtbag so… Better to share this with someone I actually like then sit alone in my flat…”
“There’s nothing wrong with eating a box chocolates alone.” Steven assures you with those puppy dog eyes. You smile and look to the kettle, seeing it’s slowly coming to a boil.
“Not like I need any more chocolate anyway.” You mumble, running a hand over your hair.
“The flapjack that got you these and hurt your feelings doesn’t deserve you.” Steven states with so much confidence you almost don’t believe those words come from him. Looking over, you see Steven is distracted by looking at the box. You wonder what’s so interesting, but brush it off and go back to staring down the kettle.
“I think he was just stressed. Seems to be my theme lately. Can’t really blame him for getting snappy.” You say with a shrug. “I know I’ve been so stressed lately I feel like getting snappy at people too, but I wouldn’t towards someone who doesn’t deserve it… on purpose anyway. It’s like I’m so stressed I feel like my mind can’t keep up with my actions.”
“I understand that.” Steven says, walking into the kitchen having left the chocolates on his book covered table. “Pardon me, Love.” He says gently, putting a hand on your waist to coax you out of his way to reach the cupboard you wandered in front of.
Your breath hitches at the contact, and you step back out his touch. Your eyes drop down to the top of his sweats as he reaches up, shirt lifting just enough to expose the a groomed happy trail that disappears under the band. A blush tints your cheeks and you walk away entirely, pulling the hot chocolate mix down from on top of the fridge.
You two seem to do this a few times a week. Have a treat, drink hot chocolate, and vent to each other. Steven has always been there for you. When you and your colleague were fighting, he gave you wonderful advice and comforted you. When you had a nightmare and couldn’t sleep, he helped you forget about it and sent you back to bed. You didn’t have another nightmare the rest of the week.
It’s not all just him helping you though. Steven loves your company. He has always told you his door is always open and to please visit him whenever you feel it. You’ve helped him combat his sleep walking, as he calls it, and gave him the advice of the tape over the door to bring him some comfort knowing he didn’t leave his apartment. The ankle chain, that’s all him though. You said it was unnecessary, but he says it helps him sleep. The sand? Every time you visit you sweep his apartment clean of it, but it just appears the next day like he’s purposely leaving piles of it everywhere to keep you in his presence longer.
He never asks anything of you, but it’s in your nature. Even now as he starts complaining while you take mugs he grabbed from his hands.
“I can help, you know.” Steven tells you, helplessly watching you scoop the mix into the mugs.
“It’s fine.” You wave a hand, grabbing the milk and pouring some in. “Are we out of marshmallows?” You ask, seeing there’s none on top of the fridge.
When Steven doesn’t reply, you face him and see his eyes wide and almost glowing. He looks shocked, but a happy shocked as he stares at you. The kettle whistling brings you out of the trance he caught you in, and you go back to finishing the hot chocolate.
“I’ll get some tomorrow.” Steven says. You glance at him with a small smile.
“I like the chocolate filled ones. Remember those?” You ask, bringing the hot mugs to the table you sit with him at. Books stacked to the side to make room for your drinks and box of chocolate now open and set between you both.
“I do, yeah. They were quite good. Do you remember the sour ones?” He asks. You laugh and he smiles wider watching you do so.
“I don’t know how anyone thought it was a good idea to make sour marshmallows!“ You reply, picking up a caramel filled chocolate. “One day we will find the perfect marshmallow.”
“Indeed. Cheers, Love.” Steven holds up his mug and you clink them together, careful not to spill any. A sip tells you it’s still hot, but absolutely delish as usual. Sweet and chocolatey, it leaves a warm trail down the back of your throat as you hum and set it down.
“Thank you for putting up with me so much. I know I’ve been coming here a lot lately. I don’t want to be a bother.” You say before biting into the chocolate you forgot was in your hand. Steven watches you for a moment, then blinks and shakes his head.
“You don’t bother me. I love- I love your company.” He tells you with a genuine, bright smile.
You can’t help but smile back, mouth full of chocolate as your hand slowly gets covered in the half melted treat. You hurriedly shove it in your mouth upon realizing it, and Steven laughs at how worried you got over losing the treat to the warmth of your palm.
“Do you have any other dates lined up?“ Steven asks nonchalantly. You shake your head immediately, recalling you deleted your dating apps and have lost hope looking for love. Who needs it when you have Steven and chocolate, right? Even if he’s just a friend, you wish he was more most times. It feels like Steven is the only man you need your life lately.
“I’m done dating. No one wants anything but a fling. Even this girl at work tried to get me to go home with her. I’m tired of being used and then thrown to the street right after.” You rant, sipping your drink before humming, Steven listening with intent eyes, chewing on his own chocolate piece. “Every time I show up to a date, they act surprised and make the same, retched comment about my weight. Like they didn’t use their eyes and looked at my profile to begin with to see what I look like. I’m too stressed already with work, I don’t need to deal with every man I meet degrading me.”
“I would never degrade you, Love. You’re gorgeous.” Steven says and that makes your cheeks red as you hide behind your mug with a smile. Your stomach flips, hands squeezing the mug as you cross one leg over the other. After a moment of silence, you set the down your drink, squeezing your thighs together and looking at Steven from across the table.
This perfect man has the audacity to suck the chocolate off his fingers right in front of you. Even after saying he would never degrade you, you wonder what that side of Steven is like. So sweet, so kind, but what about when he’s in bed with a woman? Is he kind? Is he gentle? Curiosity gets the best of you as you clear your throat, causing him to look at you with those brown eyes, finger falling from his mouth with a pop.
“Even if I asked you too?” You don’t know where the confidence came from. Maybe it’s the lack of sleep this week, or maybe the sugar high, or maybe just being so stressed you want to find the perfect way to relax. That way, at the moment, is to be with this perfect man and learn about his body. Or maybe, let him learn every curve and freckle on yours.
“Hm?” Steven tilts his head, eyes a bit wide as if he heard your question, but can’t believe you asked it.
“If I asked you to… would you degrade me?” You ask bravely, voice steady and strong as you lean on the table. You bring your fingers to your lips, sucking off the chocolate with direct eye contact. Steven probably was being innocent, just wanting to savor every last drop of the treat, but you? You are teasing him with your every last breath as you bring your bare foot up under the table and rest it gently on his knee.
You watch Steven as he sucks in a breath, looking down like he can’t believe you’re touching him or even looking at him. But he takes a moment and composes himself, looking back to you as you drop your now clean hands to the table and hold your warm mug.
“Do you want to have sex with me?” Steven asks. You almost choke on your own spit when he asks you, your turn to be shocked. He’s so soft looking, eyes pouty as ever and head tilted. His curls hang over his forehead and his fingers resting in his lap, locked together.
“Yes.” You breathe out without a second thought.
This is the moment you’ve waited months for, and it’s finally here. To be with him, not just for a conversation, but for more. More than sharing chocolates and pastries. More than venting about the smallest things to stay longer than necessary. This is your moment, and you’re gonna fucking take it.
Steven surprises you then, slowly siding down under the table. He takes your foot in his hand, gently placing a kiss to the top of it before working his way your leg as it rests over his shoulder. You push the chair back, wanting to see what he could be up to. Your knee bends, foot hanging against his back as Steven sits pretty on his knees between your legs. All for you.
“This is a sight.” You breathe out, watching Steven’s hands run up your thighs and grab your shorts. You lift up a bit, allowing him to pull your shorts and panties down easier. The chair is cold against you bottom as you relax into it, eyes on Steven as he looks up at you.
Pupils blown, brown eyes wide. Your heart is racing, stomach knotting. You feel your pulse through your entire body as his hands run along your thighs before spreading them apart, resting each leg over his shoulder as he does.
Your toes curls when his lips meet your inner thighs. His breath is hot against your skin, tongue even hotter as he licks dangerously close to your entrance, but not quite.
“You’re teasing.” You whisper out, breaths becoming uneven as anticipation gets the best of you. His eyes look up at yours as he sucks a love bite into your inner thigh. You can’t take your eyes off of Steven if you tried with how intently he’s looking up at you, how intimate this moment is.
It’s just the two of you. Rain hitting the windows, lights warm around the apartment. Your quick, faint breaths mixing with the sweet sounds of Steven sucking on your other inner thigh, leaving marks only you two will see.
“Steven, please.” You finally whimper, tired of the teasing. You’re getting antsy and want to feel his tongue where you need it most.
“Hold still.” Steven chuckles as you squirm, making you heat up even more. In the most intimate time you’ve ever spent with Steven, he still manages to give you that dorky smile and lord, it’s a sight to hold.
His smile falters as his eyes drop down, looking directly at your wet, pulsing pussy. He licks his lips, and you nearly faint watching him.
Thats when his eyes look up to yours, and he leans forward agonizingly slowly, before licking a long, rough stipe the length of your already dripping cunt. He stops at your clit, putting it gently between his teeth and sucking. You moan, not being able to keep quiet any longer as your hands drop to his hair, tangling themselves in his curls.
“Oh, Steven.” You whimper, wanting more than just his tongue. More than just his face between your legs. You need more.
As if he can read your mind, his fingers glide under your thigh and slide between your lips. You let out a gasp, feeling them push inside of you and curl while he continues to suck on your clit. It’s almost like he’s a pro at this with all the little moans and gasps he’s pulling from you. Like he’s living a double life studying the female anatomy of pleasure. You don’t question it though, not yet. You’re too busy tangling your hands in his hair with your head dipped forward to see the beautiful sight.
“Steven.” You whisper out because it’s all you can manage. His eyes snap up to yours and you tug on his curls. This isn’t what you want. No matter how amazing this feels, you want him to feel this good as well. He deserves it.
Reading your eyes, he slowly sits back taking his fingers out. You let out a short whimper at the loss of contact, and it’s like he almost wants to go back for more, but you drop your feet to the ground and lean down. Taking his hand in yours, you pull him up and lead him to the bed.
Both of you stand at the end, looking at each other. Eyes blown from lust and a small smile pulling at each others lips. Then you’re kissing again, and your tearing the clothes off his back and dropping to your knees.
Steven, Steven… sweet, innocent Steven, he pulls you back up and you give him a questioning look.
“It’s about you tonight, Love.” He tells you. That makes your knees shake at the thought. Never has a man thought about you during sex, only about himself. Then, along comes Steven as he pulls the hoodie and top over your head, leaving you naked in the chill of the apartment.
Your eyes start dancing across his bare chest, and you easily get distracted by the thought of him above you, the chain dangling over your face. You think about how you want to take it into your mouth and suck on it to see his reaction as he fucks you, but before your mind can make these thoughts tumble out of control Steven places a finger under your chin and lifts your gaze to his. It’s the smallest gesture, one not many would think to do. You are naked after all, so, why would he want to see your face? He see’s if every day.
The smallest nod of his head towards the bed leads you to crawling onto it, Steven following, but not before he strips completely and you’re left gawking at him. The only thought running through your head is wanting to taste him, to suck on that big, beautiful cock, but all thoughts leave your mind when he climbs on top of you. Once again getting lost in a kiss, your hands traveling his flexing back and arms as his trail across your breasts.
“Please, Steven.” You whimper into the kiss, wrapping your legs around him as your hand reaches down and grabs just what you desire.
“Oh, fuck…” Steven groans and it’s music to your ears. Never have you heard Steven curse, and now it was you that pulled it out of him? It makes you start to moan at the thought.
Running your thumb over the tip of his cock, you gather up his pre-cum and bring it up to your lips. The fascinating look on Steven’s eyes says it all as you slowly lick your lips and put your thumb in your mouth, tasting him.
“Now this is a sight.” He breathes out, copying your words from earlier. You smile around your thumb before pulling it out, wanting nothing more than to take him in your mouth and feel the strands of cum shoot down your throat, but you refrain. No way you’re going to disrupt what Steven wants, and what he wants by the look in his eyes, is you.
“Fuck me already.” You say, caressing his cheek with your hand. A turn of his head, and you watch him kiss your palm softly. You don’t know what you’re feeling, well, you know. It’s lust. But something more twirls inside. Maybe it’s love? “Please.” You add and that makes Steven smirk. He likes to hear you beg, you note. You’ll remember that.
He leans down then, placing a kiss to your forehead and down to where your pulse beats fast in your neck. He sucks and bites and you definitely can’t take it anymore.
“Steven, please. Please.” You beg, rolling up your hips nearly putting him inside you yourself. Instead, Steven reaches down and pushes himself up the length of your folds. He soaks himself in you, and it makes your eyes flutter when the tip of his cock brushes over your sensitive clit.
With another plea leaving your swollen lips, Steven locks his eyes with yours and pushes himself past your folds and into your pussy. You gasp for air, spreading your legs wider for him to fill you up as much as possible.
Steven groans, loudly, and it’s the hottest thing you’ve ever heard. Starting in the back of his throat, he bites gently onto your shoulder and lets out an almost growl.
“All right?” He asks breathlessly. You bite your lip, too lost in your mind and the feeling to hear his words. When you don’t respond, Steven lifts up to look at your face. He almost looks worried as he watches a tear escape your eye. “Love?” Steven says in question, wanting to know you’re okay.
“Mm.” You smile and wrap your hand around the back of his neck, pulling him down for a passionate kiss. Rolling your hips, he takes it as a signal and start pulling out, only to push right back in.
Steven is slow at first as he moves his lips from yours to your neck, shoulder and back up. A breath leaves your lips when you see the chain, swaying from the movement. Letting your thoughts win, you lift your head and pull the chain in your mouth with your tongue. Steven looks down at you, stuttering just the slightest at the sight. His eyes widen, yours turn to slits full of mischief. Slowly, you tilt your head forward, taking more of the chain into your mouth until your lips meet his neck.
You feel him swallow under your lips, and you hum before sucking to mark him. Wanting him to remember this night, and you do just that as you pull away. Your eyes find Steven’s again as you open your mouth, letting your tongue push out the chain and then your head rests back down into the pillow.
That’s when something like a switch flips as Steven picks up his pace, leaning down and biting across your chest, leaving perfect marks across it. He gets rougher, slamming into you. He pulls moan after moan from your lips and you let him do whatever he wants.
Steven leans back, grabbing your ankle and pushing it up over his shoulder. The new angle lets him push deeper, hitting the perfect spot to leave you a teary eyed, whimpering mess.
“Oh, Steven.” You whimper out, hands now clinging onto the blankets under you like it’s your last resort. Your eyes squeeze shut, no longer able to easily hold them open. You feel his lips meet your ankle for a split second before his fingers go back to rub your clit. “Yes.” You cry out, rolling your hips to start to meet his thrusts.
“So good.” Steven groans out, leaving you moaning from his praise. “I want you to cum for me, Love.” He urges, fucking you harder and faster than before.
Your eyes keep fluttering back into your head, nearing your orgasm quickly. Not a single thought is in your mind besides Steven. Steven.
“Steven.” You moan. “I’m…” You can’t even finish that sentence if you tried because you’re left a shuddering, moaning mess. Your eyes roll back, lids fluttering. Your body clenches, holding Steven inside you where he fills you up as he cums as well with a groan and burying himself inside as deep as possible.
After the longest, best orgasm of your life, your left with a cramp in your thigh and panting as Steven lays beside you. You rub your thigh, but Steven takes over and rubs it for you, kneading out the knot formed as you roll your head to look at him. Steven is staring at the ceiling, a beautiful, tired grin on his face as he works your thigh.
“Can I stay here tonight? With you?” You ask softly, your hand reaching up to rub his chest. Steven looks at you, grin faltering when he sees how tired you look.
“Of course, Love.” He says, reaching out and pulling you into his chest. You happily curl up in his arms, sleep tugging at you even though you know you should get up and clean up, but after that? No way are you standing right now and Steven knows it as he kisses the top of your head and lets you fall right asleep in his arms.
The fact my first smut ever posted is almost to a thousand notes has my screaming and crying I love y’all

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Pedro Pascal by Norman Jean Roy for Esquire (2023)
you should always be careful when you fall back asleep again after waking up because sometimes you will just have a pleasant little snooze but sometimes you'll get trapped in TIME PRISON. unfortunately there is no way to predict this.
boys with pretty long floppy hair that i can tug on when they’re between my thighs, yeahh i need that right now
Unabashedly and unfathomably
Utterly Enraptured
Pairing; Miguel O’Hara x f!reader
tags; breeding, little bit of overstimulation, Miguel goes into rut, creampie, wordcount 4k
Summary; Miguel seems to have forgotten about a certain side effect from having half of his genetic makeup being spider DNA
EXPLICIT - MINORS AND AGELESS BLOGS DNI
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Wet, warm, perfectly molded to his length. Large palms pressing against thighs, his mouth quieting your little gasps and hiccups. His murmured praise, his filthy tongue pressing against your hole wetly, licking long stripes up your skin. Hungry. The twitch of his hips, the choked whimpers, he wants it. Needs it.
Taylor Swift on film at the VMAs 2023
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So what if I posted the whole thing? I just finally watched the movie and yeah, I’m positively obsessed with Miguel O’Hara. With his character, his story, his everything👀👀iykyk. And ik how I describe things are not like the movie, we can chill, it’s fiction and (my version). And I have a whole ass story behind Reader and him and this just a lil peak, if you want me to post the whole thing I definitely will 👀. ANYWAY, here’s (one of) my Miguel WIP!
Miguel O’Hara x Fem!Reader // NSFW; MDNI; SMUTTY SMUT SMUT!!
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Miguel is back at HQ. In his office, another anomaly sent back to its rightful dimension but not enough steam blown off. He’s still tense as he sits back at his desk in his suit. He always is. His eyes wander as he leans back and land on the hair tie. Your blue scrunchie on his wrist still after all that. A little less blue, a little red and brown, but there. He sighs and stands, going over to the fridge remembering you left behind a treat for him.
“If you miss me.” You had said, like he doesn’t miss you all the time. Like he wishes he could be home with you instead. He doesn’t like his job, he just wants to be with you now. It’s tiring.
Miguel takes the little container and stands up straight, opening it up and blinking. A peach cut in half, whipped topping of sorts laid on top. He drops into his chair heavily, taking out half a peach with topping dripping back into the box. Coating his fingers. He takes a big bite, slurping topping and juice into his mouth. It coats his lips and tongue, drips down his chin. He nearly groans outwardly it reminds him of you so much. And you do it on purpose, eating all these fruits and drinking your smoothies just to be sweeter. To taste like peaches and cream.
You had just wiped your face with a makeup wipe and used cocoa butter to soften the dehydrated skin down onto your chest. Hair gets pulled back with a new scrunchie, loose in a messy bun. Strands falling into your face as you take another long sip of wine. Standing, you walk over to the long mirror and unzip the side of your dress, letting it fall from your body downed in a perfect lace teddy suit. Baby blue to be exact, cinching your waist and riding high on your hips. A low cut scallop-trimmed neck and basically string for straps. Squatting down, you pick up the dress and toss it into the hamper. Looking back to your body, a sigh escapes. You bought this for Miguel, thinking he might like it.
Your eyes lift to your own, about to fall deeper into your loneliness only to find red eyes in the mirror. Walking into the bedroom and up behind you, claws digging into your hips as Miguel leans down putting his lips by your ear; he gazes into your eyes in the mirror.
“Peaches and cream, hm?” Miguel murmurs, kissing your exposed neck you tilt to the side as your hands cover his own.
“I made it myself.” You inform, voice all breath from your lungs being caught by his sudden appearance. Joy that he came home pushing your sadness away, fear he’ll leave again soon after he’s done with you. He groans against your neck, closing his eyes as he bites and sucks a territorial mark until you whine, tugging his soft curls. “Will you stay with me?” Your voice pleads.
His eyes look to yours and for a moment, Miguel wonders what he’s done to his poor Angel. Leaving you wondering and lonely in this picture perfect house. Nothing but a dog and A.I. to keep you company.
“I’m not going anywhere for a while, mi amore. I missed you.” He replies and you smile softly, turning in his arms to hug around his neck and kiss his perfect, plump lips. Tasting the peaches and cream on his tongue. Gasping when he picks you up and see his suit’s top half slowly disappearing as he walks to the bed. Large hands gripped tightly under your thighs.
Of course, because she does, Sammie, your loving retriever bounds in and jumps on the bed just as he kneels on the edge. Miguel frowns at Sammie and she runs off just as fast as she entered, and you’re left stifling your laughter against his neck, but it’s no use because Miguel drops you in the middle of the big bed. You let out a broken giggle as you look up at him.
“She just wanted to say hi, big grump.” You tease, poking his bicep as he hovers over you. His eyes crinkle in amusement, just enough for you to see as his lips twitch. Then he smirks.
“Remind me to get locks on the door when our baby can walk.” Miguel tells you. Your eyes widen slightly as your heart beats out of your chest.
“What baby?” You ask quietly.
“The one I’m about to make with you, cariño.” He says.
“Oh.”
A very horny idea I’ve been going back to for months now… MDNI 18+ ONLY… Steven x f!reader
An exhausting day lead to Steven calling it a night all too early for his lover’s liking. She was eyeing him from across the loft. Steven was doing nothing besides reading in their shared bed, glasses perched on his nose. The sun had just set, the only light in the loft being the full moon’s rays shining through the windows. Save for a lamp beside Steven’s bedside, the loft was dim and peaceful. Quiet and warm. Too warm. She’s nearly breaking into a sweat watching him lick his finger before turning the page.
She really didn’t want to bother him knowing how long days can be for him and the other’s. Living with a chaotic mind is hard enough, but doing so with a full time job? Her heart aches for him, wanting to let him rest and enjoy his downtime… but it’s too long. And he’s right there. Within reach, yet she still stands in the kitchen. A once scalding, late night coffee now chilled to room temperature. She doesn’t care though. Not when Steven Grant is her lover and he’s right there in front of her looking like that.
“Now, I know you like to admire, but you’ve been staring all evening, darling.” Steven suddenly says calmly, eyes not faltering from scanning the page.
“Sorry.” Her reflex response, before she puts a hand up and meets his eyes. He’s waiting, closing his book and setting it aside so she has his undying attention. Steven’s hands fold together in his lap, head tilting up as he watches her take a nervous sip of cold coffee and avert her gaze. He sighs and she frowns, setting her mug down and taking a breath to compose herself.
“How tired are you… exactly?” She decides to ask rather than explain what’s running through her busy mind. Asking that instead, rather than explaining the effect he has on her doing something as simple as reading existing. Existing when Steven is her’s to love and cherish and worship.
Steven tilts his head to the side, taking his glasses off sadly and setting them aside. He shifts on the bed, straightening his posture some.
“What are you up to, love?” Steven questions, watching as she starts to tip toe slowly his way. Floor boards creaking under every precise step, every enticing sway of her hips.
Rather than answering his valid question, she climbs up the bed and sits. Straddling his lap, her hands rake into his hair and his hold her hips on instinct. Steven’s eyes look into his lovers, waiting still, patient as ever, for her simple ask. An ask he knows he’ll say yes too no matter what it could be.
“Can I tie you up?” She asks softly, a question she’s been heating up just thinking about asking. A question Steven definitely was not expecting from such an Angel.
“What?” Steven breathes, nearly chokes out. Yes, she’s been quiet all evening and acting a little odd, but this is what’s been occupying her own busy mind? These thoughts? These, rather intriguing thoughts that Steven has some trouble processing.
She shifts a little, taking his strong hands in hers before lifting them above his head. Leaning forward, her hands press his against the headboard with her forehead knocking his. Their noses brush, lips mere centimeters apart. Breaths mix as she smiles slowly, seeing Steven’s wide eyes.
For ages the woman has thought about tying up her pretty boyfriend, Steven for that matter, and now that she’s here… it’s going to happen, she know it will. The love struck man would do anything for his love. His darling, dear, dove, beloved-
“Angel…” Steven nearly stutters out, his lust blown eyes locked with hers. She’s lost in the euphoria, the power and confidence this position has given her the pleasure of feeling.
His neck craned back slightly, tasseled curls tickling her face. Steven’s breaths are soft and quick, leaving his lips and hitting hers that are quirked up in a smile. A smile that Steven loves to see, and is making him all the more eager. And his sweetheart? She can feel his excitement through the thin pajama shorts loosely hugging her curves.
“Please, Steven?” His name falls so delicately from her lips he couldn’t say no if he tried. All he can do is nod and watch his Angel break into an excited smile. An excitement he doesn’t see often and is always ecstatic to see, especially when it gives her confidence. Steven himself knows he knows that makes him putty in her delicate hands that are leaving his.
She’s giddy while making her way to get a tie. Steven is left to watch her go in aw. Already missing her weight and warmth, he fiddles with his sleeves as he watches her debate between 2 different ties with a fond smile. For what reason, he may never know, but she decides to chose the silver one his lover herself got for the man specifically. He loves that one in particular, and to see her smile while she sways back over makes Steven feel her joy.
Confidently, she straddles Steven’s hips once again and tilts her head. He’s waiting, not wanting to interrupt her thought process or what she has planned for the night. Who knows how this will end, or where this is going even. Steven just knows he’s going to listen to every word, moan, gasp, whimper and breath that falls from those perfect lips.
“Can you say the safe word first so I know you remember?” She questions softly, always wanting to make sure everyone is safe and happy. Especially when trying something new. Steven’s heart swells at the thought.
“Red.” Steven informs quietly, afraid if he’s too loud he’ll burst the bubble she’s formed. It seems she almost relaxes a little hearing the word, so he tilts his head. His hand rubs up the backs of her smooth thighs and knead.
“I trust you, darling.” Steven reassures her, and she nods with a smile of her own.
Sure this time, she takes his hands in hers and presses them back to their new home against the headboard. Using knotting skills she learned from the man himself, she ties him up tight enough to keep him from being able to free himself. Kissing his palms for good measure with her breasts pressed to his face, she leaves a trail down his arm. The anticipation is evident now. The couple heating up as she inches down. Not even the cool October breeze could cool them off.
“Steven.” Voice smooth and sultry, she comes nose to nose with the flushed man. “Stay still for me, honey.” She tells him lightly. Her eyes locked with his right before her. Breaths mixing and bodies pressing closer and closer together. Steven grips the tie, knuckles turning white as his lips part to suck in a breath like he hasn’t been breathing the whole time.
“You have my word.” He promises. A hum of satisfaction reverberates from the woman before she pecks his lips. A kiss sweet enough to nearly clear Steven’s mind of all his worries.
When she starts to shuffle down his body, Steven chases after her swollen lips. A breathy laugh fans across his neck, her hands spreading across his abdomen. He frowns a little, not being amused like she is apparently as she licks the side of his neck. Her lips kiss over his pulse point with a slow roll of her hips against his growing erection. Steven bites in his bottom lip to keep quiet, but that’s much to his lover’s dismay.
“Let me hear you, Steven.”
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This is Marc. Not Jake. This whole scene where he’s being confronted by Dr. Harrow and then attacks him as well as himself? It is Marc.
Mohamed Diab himself has confirmed on multiple occasions that this is Marc.
By ignoring that and claiming that this scene is actually Jake, you are ignoring the depth of Marc and his psyche. This is supposed to show us that Marc isn’t as put together as he tries to act and that he is, in fact, self destructive and vulnerable.
Furthermore, claiming that this is Jake is, to some degree, ableist, as it pushes the fandom idea of Jake being the unstable “evil alter,” which is a harmful stereotype wherein a system has one alter that is evil, harmful, and unstable. This stereotype was popularized by media such as the movie Split, and it hurts the DID and OSDD (etc.) communities immensely by stigmatizing them and painting them as inherently evil and something that should be feared.
This scene, without the context of Marc’s characterization in earlier episodes, loses its depth and it’s true meaning. Labeling this scene as the work of Jake paints him as a harmful stereotype and is harmful for the systems within and without the community.
This is Marc. This is Marc.
This is Marc.
This is Marc.