ᥣ᥆᥎ᥱᥣᥡ ᥣіᥲ 💐

I need a girlfriend desperately

My phone brightness is all the way down why do I still need sunglasses just to look at it comfortably

I hate to break it to y'all but I'm not actually bimbo roger ☹️

I hate camping, bc wdym Im stuck in a stuffy box with two dogs and three other people, who won't turn the A/C lower than 76 EVEN THOUGH it gets to 97° in the summer, theres no food, my bunk breaks my neck, I have a shy bladder so I can't even pee half the time, and somehow I'M ungreatful??

I wouldn't say I'm a ChapStick addict but I have cried & screamed at people when my lips are too dry

63 followers? Whos this famous hottie? 🥹✌

Spongebob end credits song used to have me pissing my pants why was it so creepy

I love being an extrovert

Y'all I woke up to 97 notifications today can we do that tmrw too?? Love you 🫶

I wouldn't wish eczema on my worse enemy wdym my eyelid is split bc the air was too dry

My cats whiskers tickled my underarm and I shouted and now she's facing away from me bc she doesn't understand what tickles are fml.

I will fucking fuck you the fuck up don't fuck with me