abracabazra: an investigation

???? 

who’s simon?

1) his hair always looks good - spelled perfect???

2)  doves at the pub that turned into fireworks??

3) he charmed all the old ladies at the retirement home into loving him and offering him tea and i never got offered tea :(

4) he makes things vanish into thin air! and then reappear! where do they go?

5) he repeatedly pulls flowers out of nowhere. what’s that about?

6) snow in august! 

7) his rabbit is so well trained that sometimes i think it’s a person who’s been turned into a rabbit that he’s taken hostage